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samsung? more like samDUNG! (858 hits)

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Rating: 0.47 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2009-09-06 16:59:41 EDT


my monitor died and the shipping label samsung promissed to sen so i could mail the piece of shit back to them for repairs is way overdue. i've had to use my ps3 for the internets and it is annoying to type with a controller. i hope roger a. samsung gets raped in the nose.

i saw someone with a cochlear implant working at kfc. that's depressing. you get your hearing back so you can listen to people ask for snack boxes and popcorn chicken.

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-09-13 23:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i don' have to explain my art to you warren

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-13 04:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this post sucked. If I wanted to read customer service complaints I'd be a ChaCha guide.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-09-10 19:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stealing that cochlear implant line.

Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-09-09 04:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-09-08 15:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i posted the last few lines so i could get away with whining about electronics

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-08 10:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this post could have been a contender if you'd just used the last three lines and a catchy title.

as it is, your electronics woes just ruined it for me.

:(

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-09-08 06:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-09-07 17:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Entaran(user info) at 2009-09-07 08:46:25 EDT (#)Ranking: 0You fail. You can plug a usb keyboard into a ps3 in 3 seconds flat.
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Thought of that the first night. My keyboard isn't usb :(

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-07 12:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/116045

Fun times and impossible to repeat.
20 comments and you top Most Heated.

I'd love a bionic eye instead of thins silly old glass one.
I can only dream, pen.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-09-07 10:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have no issue with Samsung. Panasonic is another story.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-09-07 10:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How does one repair a monitor that died?




It's raining rays of sunlight here.

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-09-07 09:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No one ever says "it's pissing buckets of blood" when it rains.

We say "rainin cats and dogs" and "omg it's raining" and a police officer just said to me in a chipper tone "oh, well it decided to monsoon"


I think I'm going to try and get "it's pissing buckets of blood out today" started.


Maybe throw a strentch in the middle like it's no big deal.

Maybe some vomit too.

Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2009-09-07 08:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You fail.

You can plug a usb keyboard into a ps3 in 3 seconds flat.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-09-07 07:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My wife works in a deaf/mute environment with children. The kids with cochlears look like miniature cyborgs running around.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-06 20:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Um... okay.




Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-09-06 18:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I have a Samsung cell phone as well. I keep it under my balls when I drive that way when someone calls it vibrates my nuts and brightens my day.

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-09-06 18:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Samsung rapes. You're an idiot. etc. etc.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-09-06 17:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Really? My cell phone is a Samsung. Last night I used it to bludgeon someone to death, then I propped the door open with it so I could drag the body out to my car. Still works like a dream.





Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-09-06 17:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA you said cochlear

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-06 17:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

MAZIN


You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III