We Interrupt This Broadcast to BLOW YOUR MIND (862 hits)
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Submitted by Sinistral (View user info) at 2009-09-09 23:15:33 EDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unHyVOHgE-8&feature=related
Not a Rickroll, though it could certainly take its place.
This is a commercial from an auto parts store in Northport, Alabama. It is no doubt the worst commercial I have ever seen in my life, and makes me ashamed to live anywhere near the store (by near, I mean anywhere within a 500 mile radius that could be somehow construed as the South).
Nothing really makes me lose faith in humanity more than the thought that someone out there thought this was a good idea.
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-09-16 09:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I own an office in Northport.
Submitted by negligent007 (user info) at 2009-09-13 12:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel so sad you should gave warning or something
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-09-13 01:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I... this can never be erased from my mind. you shoud have put a warning.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-09-12 17:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well damn. Never mind, then.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2009-09-12 13:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sinistral means left-handed. I've never played that game.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-09-12 09:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just playing some old school SNES RPG's and I know where you got your screen name from. I'm just saying. I'm done, now.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-09-12 01:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
amusing southerners
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-10 21:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Fuck, that WAS truly bad...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-10 14:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
never gonna give you up
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-09-10 11:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good to see Maiorano found some work.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-10 11:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we're so fucking fucked.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-09-10 11:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2009-09-09 23:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hit stop by the time he got to "northport auto supply"
Combination of shitty camera angles and the fact that he's jumping around flapping his arms like a chicken makes me think this was shot by a mate or something rather than a professional company.
Also what's with that accent?
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The accent is real, the teeth are not.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-10 10:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are those his real teeth?
and this isn't the worse commercial ever...the Au Bon Marche commercials are the worse. anglo-jews speaking in a broken french, throwing their fists in the air with bad haircuts is the worse commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzm2tUuHTU8&feature=related
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-09-10 09:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Phallic's review.
Hey! That rhymes!
But its not poetry. And its not like LeeAnn Rimes.
Although sometimes she does. Rhyme, I mean.
Ah fuck, forgot my ritalin this morning.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-10 03:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sebastian looks like a golliwog.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-09-10 02:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont think shark looks like shark.
but i can see where you went with bed and dismembered.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-09-10 00:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's nothing over here we have this guy sebastian cunt and some idiot thought it would be a good idea to let him rape our senses with his music and video clips. he has a face that makes you automatically want to punch it and his 'music' is so fucking annoying that when it's played on tv in a promo or an ad I get so angry I shout FUCK OFF GUY SEBASTIAN and quickly change channel, and I'm a pretty normal guy. PERSON. fucking cunt....I SWEAR, if that cunt sebastian and sage were drowning and I only had one life preserver and I HAD to throw it to one of them because something so comPLETELY impossible to describe because I can't even imagine what that would be forced me to.....it would take me FUCKING AGES to work out which one I would have to save and I would resent myself for the rest of my life, that's how fucking annoying that cunt is.
I fucking HATE you guy sebastian.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-09-10 00:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What about the fact that
the word bed looks like a bed
the word shark looks like a shark
the word dismembered looks like a dead dude with a boner and a hat.
YA DONDE ESTA SU DIO?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-09-09 23:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
teeth ftw
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2009-09-09 23:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's what we refer to in the South as a redneck/hillbilly/Alabama accent.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2009-09-09 23:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hit stop by the time he got to "northport auto supply"
Combination of shitty camera angles and the fact that he's jumping around flapping his arms like a chicken makes me think this was shot by a mate or something rather than a professional company.
Also what's with that accent?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-09-09 23:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel like my brain just got molested.