Perez, You Ugly, Child Molesting, Homo (557 hits)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2009-09-14 04:06:26 EDT
Here is my rant on Perez Hilton, if you don't care, that's fine, but i will respond to every single review here (good or bad). Let me know if you thought the Miley Cyrus one was better worse or whatever you think.
Peres, you ugly, child molesting, Homo. How the fuck are you even famous? You look like Rosie O'Donnell's afterbirth had sex with Bruce Vilanch and then got pushed down the stairs. You got two things in common with Freddie Mercury, you both saw more seamen then a Vatican sex orgy and you both know what Satan's dick tastes like. Seriously, I bet it feels great to buy a house with money from a website so gay Dan White tried to shoot it.
OK, I guess I am a little jealous, I just haven't figured out a way of turning nonsensical dribble anybody could write into money. What's your secret? Should I put on a 100 pounds and start taking cheap shots at celebrities? Ergh... the only thing lower than that is your white blood cell count.
You fat fucking queer, Owen Wilson's nose is straighter than you. You whore your website like Vietnamese children and you've been sued more times than NAMBLA, how the fuck do you even sleep at night knowing your career is based on being an annoying fag with bad acne? You're just like David Spade without Chris Farley, fucking useless.
All jokes aside, I hope your mum gets her legs amputated, mistakenly.
Click here to see my Paula Abdul Rant
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-09-14 21:31:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:15:29 EDT (#)
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This post is at the same level of crap as all your other posts, which is to say it is a total fail and so are you as far as uber is concerned.
Unless you're going for the title of Arch Bastard of Cuntery... in which case, kudos.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 21:29:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-14 21:17:41 EDT (#)
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Yeah, um... who the fuck is Perez Hilton???
I can't even properly comment on this, seeing as I have really no idea who this individual is.
I mean, I've heard his name mentioned on TV before, but never in any context that clarified.
Is he a talk show host or something? That's what I'm getting from this. Is it based in the USA or UK?
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Perez is based in the US, he's a blogger, does a show on MTV and i think he's got a radio show.
www.perezhilton.com is his website, i think he gets several million hits per month. (most of which are women). oddly enough i checked ubersite traffic rankings on alexa, ( http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/ubersite.com ) and most of its users appear to be men aged 18 to 24, with some college experience.
Perez is also openly gay like Locksly.
Thanks
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 21:24:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-14 16:04:47 EDT (#)
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agreed.
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thanks
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 21:23:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2009-09-14 10:22:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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....ok....
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-14 21:17:41 EDT (#)
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Yeah, um... who the fuck is Perez Hilton???
I can't even properly comment on this, seeing as I have really no idea who this individual is.
I mean, I've heard his name mentioned on TV before, but never in any context that clarified.
Is he a talk show host or something? That's what I'm getting from this. Is it based in the USA or UK?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-14 16:04:47 EDT (#)
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agreed.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2009-09-14 10:22:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 08:10:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 08:00:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:15:26 EDT (#)
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i bet if i had a few shots of scotch with you, you wouldn't be such a dick
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FUCKEN STOP TRYING TO PICK UP MEN ON THE INTERNET
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 08:00:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:49:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:15:26 EDT (#)
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you know, its almost worth giving you a positive rating just so you stay on the front page a little longer. then everyone can get to know what a complete faggot you are.
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Um, no, in person i'm quite nice to people. I bet if you met half the people you call fags on here in real life you'd be nice too...
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Most fags are really nice, like those queer eye guys, they decorate your house and buy you tight fitting underwear. I don't doubt you would be nice to other gays you meet online and in real life but I don't want to meet up with you. Its not because I'm not gay, its because you are
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 08:00:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:15:26 EDT (#)
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i bet if i had a few shots of scotch with you, you wouldn't be such a dick
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:50:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:33:35 EDT (#)
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Rating the poster.
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Um, oke, don't know why, but that's fine
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:49:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:15:26 EDT (#)
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you know, its almost worth giving you a positive rating just so you stay on the front page a little longer. then everyone can get to know what a complete faggot you are.
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Um, no, in person i'm quite nice to people. I bet if you met half the people you call fags on here in real life you'd be nice too...
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:33:35 EDT (#)
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Rating the poster.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:15:26 EDT (#)
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you know, its almost worth giving you a positive rating just so you stay on the front page a little longer. then everyone can get to know what a complete faggot you are.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 07:00:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:48:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by do_it_again (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:29:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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at least its positive...
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like you, fag.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:48:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by do_it_again (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:29:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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at least its positive...
Submitted by do_it_again (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:29:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:24:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:19:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:17:09 EDT (#)
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fag below
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If i really were gay, would your insult still be "funny"?
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1. you ARE really gay. like really really gay.
2. anytime anyone does anything its funny. except anytime you do anything, then its just gay.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:21:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:17:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:22:34 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure calling someone who is an open homosexual a fag makes you a double fag.
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Hmm, if you call someone who is obviously disabled a cripple does that make you a cripple?
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No. If you called someone a cripple, you'd still be a fag.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:19:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:17:09 EDT (#)
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fag below
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If i really were gay, would your insult still be "funny"?
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:18:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:09:09 EDT (#)
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Yes! Oh, yes! Read it and weep! In your face -- I got more chicken
bone!
-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed
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Yes, you cut and paste a line from the Simpsons...
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:17:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:22:34 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure calling someone who is an open homosexual a fag makes you a double fag.
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Hmm, if you call someone who is obviously disabled a cripple does that make you a cripple?
Your logic is flawed
Fag
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:17:09 EDT (#)
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fag below
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:14:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:15:29 EDT (#)
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This post is at the same level of crap as all your other posts, which is to say it is a total fail and so are you as far as uber is concerned.
Unless you're going for the title of Arch Bastard of Cuntery... in which case, kudos.
Thoughts?
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Arch Bastard of Cuntery seems like a good title if its on uber, i'll take it. As far of the rest of your post, "snark" seems to be the correct description
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:12:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:14:54 EDT (#)
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This was dull
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Hmm, your response didn't make it any less dull
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:11:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:13:38 EDT (#)
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you invest far too much of your time caring about these people.
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Everyone here seems to be investing far too much time in mindless writing
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:10:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:12:11 EDT (#)
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oh god, the end of the world is nigh, hurtbythesun made me laugh
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...um, good for you
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:09:09 EDT (#)
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Yes! Oh, yes! Read it and weep! In your face -- I got more chicken
bone!
-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-09-14 06:08:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:09:31 EDT (#)
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Replace the words 'Perez Hilton' with 'Majul Cartoons' and this is a great post.
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Err, no, nobody knows who i am so it wouldn't make sense
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:22:34 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure calling someone who is an open homosexual a fag makes you a double fag.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:15:29 EDT (#)
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This post is at the same level of crap as all your other posts, which is to say it is a total fail and so are you as far as uber is concerned.
Unless you're going for the title of Arch Bastard of Cuntery... in which case, kudos.
Thoughts?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:14:54 EDT (#)
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This was dull
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:13:38 EDT (#)
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you invest far too much of your time caring about these people.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:12:11 EDT (#)
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oh god, the end of the world is nigh, hurtbythesun made me laugh
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-14 05:09:31 EDT (#)
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Replace the words 'Perez Hilton' with 'Majul Cartoons' and this is a great post.