ADD - Something I submitted to another site for a similar contest (I lost) AKA "Not Enough Gasoline" (356 hits)
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Submitted by CATAL (View user info) at 2009-09-14 14:53:51 EDT
http://www.robotrecipes.com/entrees/copperwirespaghettiwithbatteriesandgasolinesauce
Entrée: Copper Wire Spaghetti with Batteries and Gasoline Sauce
Submitted by: Roy Batty
Ingredients:
3 ½ cups gasoline, unleaded
2 ½ cups crude oil
2 cups anti-freeze
6 dry cell D-batteries (C batteries may be used as substitute)
2 quarts sulfuric acid
12 feet copper wire
2 cups iron filings
6 ounces powdered lye
1 gallon water
¼ lb. shredded rubber
½ cup granulated chlorine
Red phosphorus to taste
What you'll need:
2 Large non-porous glass dishes
Medium steel drum to mix sauce
Wire-cutters
A sharp blade
Non-corroding mixer
Directions:
Begin by cutting wire into 6 inch strips and removing insulation (place this aside as to later use as a garnish). Then mix lye with water in one of the non-porous glass dishes (you don't want it dissolving). Once the solution is cloudy white place cut copper wires in the dish to soak for about 20 to 30 minutes. Stir intermittently.
While wire is soaking fill the other glass dish with sulfuric acid and gently place batteries in order to dissolve casing.
Prepare sauce by first mixing gasoline and crude oil in medium size steel drum. Once it begins to boil, add anti-freeze and reduce to simmer. Be careful when heating. Do not expose to an open flame as to avoid combustion (ruins flavor). Mix in iron filings (inspect beforehand for rust) and add red phosphorus to taste.
Remove wire from solution once they have turned rusty brown in color. Dispose of solution or save for future recipes.
Remove batteries from acid before casing is completely dissolved as to maintain shape, but to remove any plastics from the case. It is okay if the casing has ruptured. Place the batteries over the wire along with shredded rubber.
Once the sauce is ready (should be a dark, murky brown) pour it over the wire and batteries. Sprinkle granulated chlorine on top and serve.
Serves 2-3 androids.
Reviews:
Pris Stratton: "Excellent!!!"
I make this for my husband and our recently built son who is a bit of a picky eater and he loves it! We all do! This is one of our favorite meals; I usually make it at least twice a month! Great for small families with a young child still adjusting to "adult model" fuels.
Bender: "I feel like I'm eating at Elzar's!"
Hey everyone, it's me, Bender! Oh man, this recipe is SO delicious! It's an experience for all seven of my senses, even SMISION! Eating this at home makes me feel like I'm eating at Elzar's! And believe me, I know food; after all I'm the reigning Zinc Saucier!
GORT: "Not enough gasoline"
Good recipe, but it needs more gasoline. I usually substitute one cup of gasoline for one cup of the crude oil. Gives the sauce a more "refined" taste.
Kryten: "WARNING: DO NOT FEED TO HUMANS!"
This recipe is not intended to be served to humans! I served this to my masters and they took severely ill and died within the hour! DO NOT FEED TO HUMANS! THEY WILL DIE!! Don't make the same mistake I did!
User Reviews
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-09-23 17:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Content.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-16 21:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unfortunately, this was 512 words. A nice entry but INSTANT DISQUALIFICATION.
You remember the Price is Right? It's the lowest without going over.
bah-buh-bah-buh-buh-bahhh...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-09-16 09:32:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-09-15 11:05:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-14 20:54:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2009-09-14 17:56:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-14 16:16:09 EDT (#)
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Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-09-14 16:14:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-09-14 12:06:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yum.
Aren't batteries already filled with sulphuric acid?
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I have no idea. i think there's acid in them, but I'm not sure if it's sulphuric.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-14 15:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Timothy McVeigh coulda used this.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-09-14 15:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is fun
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-09-14 15:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yum.
Aren't batteries already filled with sulphuric acid?
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-09-14 15:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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