ADD Barbershop (516 hits)
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Submitted by BLT (View user info) at 2009-09-17 00:01:33 EDT
Have you ever had to go into a barber shop and the barber had really bad body odor?
I have. Today. Do you just sit there and deal with it or do comment on it? How would you bring it up? Meanwhile, how do you bring up body odor on a train?
"Excuse me"
(Assuming he speaks English)
"Yes?"
"You smell. Bad. I have to actually get up and move away from you now. I hope you're okay with that."
Anyhow, All ADD entries are due tomorrow. If they are over 500 words they will be INSTANTANEOUSLY DISQUALIFIED.
If you can't follow one rule, then you are no better than the beasts.
Even this was less than 500 words. ADD rules!
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-27 12:58:11 EDT (#)
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hmmm? contest? what contest? who are you?
i forgot to remember
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-21 14:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ah ha! so it was you who stole my contest and didn't give me my due credit?
how does this -2 of justice feel, mister? hmmm?
not very good i'd wager.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-09-19 23:57:48 EDT (#)
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The last girl that cut my hair thought she was psychic. She gave me a ducktail. Bitch.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-09-19 12:46:29 EDT (#)
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Wehn is round 2?
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2009-09-18 14:49:33 EDT (#)
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X54, that's the place. Getting forgetful in my old age
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-09-18 10:29:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2009-09-18 02:00:07 PDT (#)
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I heard a news story the other day about stinky people on trains and buses, I think it was in Austrailia, but I could be wrong.
People can be fined if they have an unbearable odor, so much to the point where people actually have to get up and move away from them.
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I think that was Hawaii.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2009-09-18 05:00:07 EDT (#)
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I heard a news story the other day about stinky people on trains and buses, I think it was in Austrailia, but I could be wrong.
People can be fined if they have an unbearable odor, so much to the point where people actually have to get up and move away from them.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-18 01:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-18 00:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sure... be free and freaky
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-09-17 16:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a whole saturday free to do useless shit like make a post about chickens.
I feel I have to make up for my thupa non-entity.
Can you grant a 1 day extension? This is ADD, after all. It's not like anyone will notice.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-17 05:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate when I forget to wear deoderant and of course a previously rainy day turns hot. I just tell people, I forgot to put deoderant on today and I think I stink. If you're lucky someone produces a can and you spray your scent away.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-17 04:47:38 EDT (#)
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shame on you
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-17 04:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like reading the posts this produced well done to you, Sir.