Ode to the ass (755 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SubstnceP (View user info) at 2003-08-18 17:01:24 EDT
Here's to the ass, all plump and round.
I like to bounce it up and down.
The ass of course, is the best of them all.
Tight like an apple, round like a ball.
My favorite ass is the one that's in front of me.
While I stand on one leg, and bend the other knee.
I rest this knee upon the bed.
For proper balance, I think enough said.
To slap an ass, such as this,
Fulfills my desire and every wish.
I like it best when it turns her on,
The sound of her skin against my palm.
And then of course there is the view.
As if up above the ass I flew.
Unfortunately, I am not flying.
Simply humping, my lust undying.
Now comes the time that I love best.
She lowers her head and I grab her breast.
Her ass raises slightly up into the air.
As if begging for more, do I dare?
I think I do and then proceed,
To pound her harder, bringing ecstasy.
Her moans are starting to quicken our pace,
I'm going to cum soon. (you can tell by my face)
So here it is the moment of truth,
I spread my seed with a lack of couth.
All over her ass is where it lands,
I've marked my spot...god bless the can!
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Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2003-08-24 00:01:45 EDT (#)
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its
"i like big butts and i cannot lie."
its the other brothers who cannot deny.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-08-23 23:55:34 EDT (#)
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i like big butts and i cant deny...
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-08-23 23:41:16 EDT (#)
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+2 for `ass-cream'.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-19 18:24:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-19 12:24:39 EDT (#)
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Here, here! I second this. All of it.
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-08-19 08:33:52 EDT (#)
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It's an original Lisa,...I'll try to post another one later in the day.
-Bus...I was at work, that's why no pic. We are on the same page though...I would have like a nice thong shot at least.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-08-19 00:30:59 EDT (#)
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Plus one only if you wrote it yourself. I'm down for original lyrics and poetry, whatever they may be about. Well...almost.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-08-18 23:57:04 EDT (#)
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Superb
Submitted by cea (user info) at 2003-08-18 17:44:52 EDT (#)
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Despite the subject, that was very good.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-18 17:38:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by etruscan (user info) at 2003-08-18 17:32:25 (#)
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hmmm... I wrote a little couplet myself:
I scream, you scream
We all scream for ass-cream
Haha.
Submitted by etruscan (user info) at 2003-08-18 17:32:25 EDT (#)
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hmmm... I wrote a little couplet myself:
I scream, you scream
We all scream for ass-cream
I'm so clever.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-08-18 17:22:12 EDT (#)
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All this needed was a picture. One nice ass, that's all.
-Bus
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-08-18 17:18:24 EDT (#)
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Could be my mood, but I thought it sucked.
Submitted by RandomJo (user info) at 2003-08-18 17:16:34 EDT (#)
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Yum
Submitted by PuNKaSS4_20 (user info) at 2003-08-18 17:14:14 EDT (#)
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that was beautiful.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-18 17:12:48 EDT (#)
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Does your nickname happen to be "The Can Opener"?