I've decided to become a sheriff's deputy so I can join the cast of Police Women of Broward County (813 hits)
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Submitted by The real fake Amanda Metal (View user info) at 2009-09-17 15:34:52 EDT
I'm super psyched to don a flak jacket and spend my days Tasering the living crap out of each and every man I see.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-21 14:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your total lack of effort makes my slight contemplation of effort before deciding against it and posting anyway look good by comparison.
good job.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-09-21 10:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you really just don't even try anymore. You're like the female 'apollo'
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-09-21 08:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The glasses. The hair. The hat. That dog looks like late-70's Ozzy Osbourne.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-09-19 23:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Little dogs are always so angry. Are they angry because they're small or are they small because they're angry? Deep thoughts.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-09-19 18:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Any person that clothes their pet deserves a full force punch to the throat.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2009-09-19 18:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought Avals had died a long time ago from being a jew or something
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2009-09-19 04:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eins, zwei Polizei, drei, vier Grenadier,
Das gut mundeloch, Hände hoch, Hände hoch!
Eins, zwei Polizei, drei, vier Grenadier
Das gut mundeloch, Hände hoch!
Meine Kleine, ich bin du nicht vergessen.
Hitler kaputt, kaputt mein Mercedesen.
Ich glaube nicht, da du bist meine Kleine.
Schneller zurück, zurück, mein Liebes. Schweine.
Meine Kleine, ich bin du nicht vergessen.
Hitler kaputt, kaputt mein Mercedesen.
Ich glaube nicht, dass du bist meine Kleine.
Schneller zurück, zurück, mein Leben! Schweine!
Hitler gutachte gut.
Ja, ja, natürlich.
Hitler gutachte gut.
Ja, das ist gut.
Du sagst meine Partisan. Ich arbeite, „karifan".
Trinken, trinken. „Ej k okurkam" lecker.
Gut, bitte-dritte, Frau-Madame,
„Ja urok wam prepodam"
Guten Tag ich schießen Schigaretten
Meine Kleine, ich bin du nicht vergessen.
Hitler kaputt, kaputt mein Mercedesen.
Ich glaube nicht, dass du nicht meine Kleine.
Schneller zurück, zurück, mein Leben! Schweine!
Zurück!
Hitler gutachte gut.
Zu-zurück! Zurück! mein Leben, Schweine!
Hitler gutachte gut.
Komm zurück! Nicht schießen!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-18 11:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you should go over to New Orleans - Steven Seagal is going to be a REAL cop over there - his new show starts in December.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-09-18 07:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, what's a guy gotta do to get cuffed around here?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-09-18 00:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY, you stupid twat! How you?
:)
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-09-17 23:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TITS or GTFO!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-17 23:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate you.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-09-17 18:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That dog is a fucking fascist narc.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-09-17 15:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hope you have a strong throat
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-09-17 15:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also maybe make out with the hot blonde one.