I wish my balls were on top of my dick (940 hits)
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Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2009-09-25 08:34:09 EDT
that way it wouldn't hurt so bad when I stretch it under and rub it on my butthole.
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Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-10-01 21:58:36 EDT (#)
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I knew a girl who could lay on back, knees behind her head and kiss her own puss--I was jealous enough seeing that, but then she stretched out her tongue and lapped it like nobody's business. True.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:23:25 EDT (#)
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fuck, who doesn't wish for that?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-09-30 14:47:33 EDT (#)
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could be worse, they could be under your chin
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-28 18:53:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-09-25 12:34:25 PDT (#)
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That's where another guy's cock comes in real handy.
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I'm sure the Shlongerster can help you with that one
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-09-26 12:42:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-09-25 22:34:19 EDT (#)
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Actually,, from a female view, that would be better: there would not be all that slappage going on which is distracting, like, that has to be hurting him. Men's balls would be best on the inside. That's all.
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Really? I've been told that the slapping feels pretty good.
And no it doesn't hurt. It only hurts when you don't wake me up before you go-go.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-09-26 11:43:14 EDT (#)
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If the testicles were filled with helium so I could entertain at birthday parties I would consider this.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-09-26 10:30:01 EDT (#)
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These reviews made me remember why I fell in love with Ubersite.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-09-26 10:28:20 EDT (#)
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Best one line post EVER.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-09-25 22:34:19 EDT (#)
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Actually,, from a female view, that would be better: there would not be all that slappage going on which is distracting, like, that has to be hurting him. Men's balls would be best on the inside. That's all.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-25 22:12:19 EDT (#)
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I wish you were on top of a pile of AIDS-infected razors.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-09-25 21:27:24 EDT (#)
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This is a fucking great post.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2009-09-25 15:57:35 EDT (#)
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They'd be so much easier to injure though :(
whenever you got an erection it would place preponderous stress on them, they would have to hang off to each side of the cock, very uncomfortable indeed
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-09-25 15:46:59 EDT (#)
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I have to dangle my balls over my shoulder to do that.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-09-25 15:34:25 EDT (#)
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That's where another guy's cock comes in real handy.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-09-25 15:15:54 EDT (#)
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Here's a therapeutic regimen for you that will alleviate that problem.
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-09-25 10:34:17 EDT (#)
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Try draping your balls over one leg. That gets them out of the way.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-09-25 09:40:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-09-25 09:31:43 EDT (#)
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Nahhhh...It hurts just as much.
Submitted by modernpost (user info) at 2009-09-25 09:04:42 EDT (#)
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Bender.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-25 08:41:00 EDT (#)
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You know, I was just thinking the same thing.