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Submitted by katy (View user info) at 2009-09-28 15:46:51 EDT
unemployment isn't so bad. i get to sleep late, have a good breakfast, get cleaning done, relax, catch up to my laziness.
so who wants to send me money?
to finish, i think i'll go with a classic image and continue with the star wars theme.
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Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-10-09 18:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No job? You and 3 million others.
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-10-02 14:12:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-02 12:39:20 EDT (#)
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Rollin in my sweet babys arms
Rollin in my sweet babys arms
Gonna lay around this shack
Till the mail train comes back
Rollin in my sweet babys arms
Well Mama is a beauty operator
Sister can weave and can spin
Papa has an intrest in an old cotton gin
We just watch that ole money role in
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Good luck with the unemployment, another job is just around the corner!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-10-02 04:59:44 EDT (#)
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Is it 2007 already?
Neat.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-09-30 16:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't do a deer, you doe a deer. See? I knew the porn industry was bad for young women.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-09-30 15:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnZ8ZQ8Puos
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-09-29 17:36:33 EDT (#)
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ew, sex. no.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-29 16:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
get knocked up...that should solve your money problem.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-09-29 13:57:41 EDT (#)
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I need another couple hundred grand to pull retirement off in the style I want...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-09-29 12:09:01 EDT (#)
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Well there's nothin' much to do here, and there's always room for more
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So fill it up and light it up, shut up and close the door
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(We gonna) lay around the shanty, mama, and put a good buzz on.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-29 11:04:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-29 22:37:30 WST (#)
Ranking: 2
dont you mean retirement?
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Shh EI senile people forget this sort of stuff.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-29 10:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dont you mean retirement?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-09-29 10:31:33 EDT (#)
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I am looking forward to my next stint on the unemployment line...
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-29 04:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Summer, ice-cream and hummers.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-09-29 00:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll have to play really deep music on the corner with your guitar, where you stretch out each word to at least 10 syllables via warbling to amplify the pain and suffering. Deadboy and the Elephant Men do a great little number you could do a cover to, called "Soul of a Beer Can".
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-09-28 22:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-09-28 19:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... no, but I knit a little.
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The Berg man makes a mean pair of mittens
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-09-28 20:12:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-09-28 19:40:28 EDT (#)
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... no, but I knit a little.
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Oh, I'll just bet you do. . .
:)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-09-28 19:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... no, but I knit a little.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-09-28 19:17:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-09-28 19:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep looking.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-09-28 19:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you like the whole butt thing? Who would seriously stick ice cream anywhere other than their mouth??????? I'm going out on limbs and they are supportive of my weight, I must say. Oh yeah, have you heard of selling drugs hobo fuck? No health insurance though which blows.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-09-28 19:07:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-28 18:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a needle pulling thread
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ok i sang that to my friend yesterday in the car because she didn't know what came after "do a deer".
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-09-28 19:05:01 EDT (#)
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actually berty i do plan to practice much harder at my guitar playing. i want to play weepy tunes by the fray and have chicks fawn at my feet.
and then i will hand them to you.
(also glall, yes, yes it does)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-28 18:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a needle pulling thread
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-09-28 18:23:21 EDT (#)
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Ice cream makes everything better! You can always afford to get some vanilla shove it up YOUR ass...ha. Fuck yeah.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-28 18:22:32 EDT (#)
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i still can't believe you don't get paid to look at pron all day when so many around here do it for free
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-09-28 18:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This sounds like a fabulous opportunity to break into the lucrative world of busking.
Tell me, can you play the kazoo? There is nothing the general public like more than a kazoo. Particularly young children and the elderly. Playing the kazoo around the local mall could net you up to $150 a day. More if you wore a wacky costume.
You would have to put up with abuse and childish behaviour from teenagers, not to mention lewdness from the security personnel (they have a special fondness for women playing a mouth instrument, it is ubiquitous amongst practitioners of the trade) but you are a tough lady of grit so you will be fine.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-09-28 16:35:42 EDT (#)
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and i've put on the safety dance now.
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-09-28 16:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll send you a care package of tea.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-09-28 16:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-28 16:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love you
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-09-28 15:55:25 EDT (#)
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it's all about goals ei.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-28 15:54:57 EDT (#)
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you bum
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-09-28 15:53:26 EDT (#)
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you're bad luck of course.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-09-28 15:51:04 EDT (#)
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That's 2 Uberchicks I "know" who have become jobless.
Either I'm bad luck, or they spend too much time thinking about me and not about their duties.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-09-28 15:50:02 EDT (#)
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i'm very particular about my ball hairs.
I need someone to follow me with a vacuum tube and collect them as they disengage in the hopes of one day creating a Seahorse sculpture out of them.
interested?