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Looking for a rich girlfriend (407 hits)

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Rating: -0.71 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DoYouBadly (View user info) at 2009-10-02 09:04:21 EDT

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I'll be up right front and honest.. need a rich girlfriend to help pay for my student loan that has stupid crazy interest -

In return for your money I will do what ya need me to do.. weather chores around the house, keep you company, pick your dog shit up if you got one, clean washrooms, take you out for dinner (with your money of course)

as for looks.. it does not matter - im not superficial -- let me know!!

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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-10-02 20:14:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-02 06:27:30 PDT (#)
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Is your student loan for a degree in English? Just asking, is all.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-02 11:53:18 PDT (#)
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I'm assuming that you weren't an English major.

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-02 14:53:18 EDT (#)
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I'm assuming that you weren't an English major.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-02 14:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

auto -2 for Family Guy

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-02 11:56:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-02 10:01:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/123339

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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-10-02 09:35:27 EDT (#)
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You should broaden your horizons and try Homosexuals too.
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They're right you know.

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-02 10:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/123339

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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-10-02 09:35:27 EDT (#)
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You should broaden your horizons and try Homosexuals too. They are a section of society with a lot of disposable income.

I have been looking for the Billionaire 90 year old lady with breathing difficulties and a Marble stair case for a while now. Maybe I'm being too specific.

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-02 09:27:30 EDT (#)
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Is your student loan for a degree in English? Just asking, is all.

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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-10-02 09:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

At least your honest. Have you posted this on CL yet? I'd love to see the responces.

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