Damn women! (1041 hits)
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Submitted by DoYouBadly (View user info) at 2009-10-04 20:17:59 EDT
I no longer need sex or women for that matter.
Whatever happened, its a miracle.
They can go to hell with their annoying faces and smelly vaginas!!
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Submitted by eye_on_my_nonothing (user info) at 2009-10-10 18:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is somebody calling the whaaambulance?
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-10-07 11:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SojAZ0X1e0
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-07 10:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever happened..."""
You have no balls.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-10-07 02:39:57 EDT (#)
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I agree about the annoying faces. Lots of sooo beautiful girls detract from their natural beauty by caking on makeup; they look like someone drew all over their faces. I love a quote from "Mermaids" which starred Cher, Wynonna and Christina Ricci.
Christina is about 6 yr old in the movie, and a heavily 60s style make-upped Wynona asks her, "How do I look?" Christina says, "Like somebody drew all over your face." What a good movie, btw.
Ms Cakes
(Not all girls do that, just the insecure ones.)
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-10-06 19:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-06 17:47:27 EDT (#)
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my friend smells like crab paste
i haven't had sex in months and it doesn't smell
i conclude it's penis that causes the stink
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I tried but I just can't resist
I can disprove that, just comere and smell mine.
*grins evilly*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-06 17:47:27 EDT (#)
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my friend smells like crab paste
i haven't had sex in months and it doesn't smell
i conclude it's penis that causes the stink
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-10-06 14:14:18 EDT (#)
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There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on.
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came,
Amen
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-10-06 14:07:50 EDT (#)
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Yeah to hell with their smelly faces and annoying va...
Fuck it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-06 05:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gratz on coming out dood.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-05 19:39:10 EDT (#)
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enjoy the penii, chum.
without looking at the other reviews i can pretty much tell that i got this witty 'oh so you're gay!' joke in before all of the rest of you chumps.
take that!
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2009-10-05 18:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Welcome to the dark side, queen.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-05 17:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The line for faggots coming out of the closet starts to the left. Right after Jack McCallum.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2009-10-05 17:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Youre teh gheyz
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-05 15:49:37 EDT (#)
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It's okay to come out of the closet. We don't judge.
Wait. Yeah, we do.
Fag.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-05 15:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thats why i drink pineapple juice to give my bajiner that tropical fresh scent!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-10-05 15:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pandora's got teeth. this is a good thing. (helps with chewing).
you, sir, are a skuzzbucket.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-05 14:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeez, some random fetal-alcohol-syndrome doesn't want to use me as a cum receptacle, I'm shattered.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-10-05 10:01:40 EDT (#)
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while my first thought was to thank you from removing yourself from the race, my keen insight tells me you were never much competition in the first place.
enjoy the dick
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-05 09:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Considering that all the sex you've had previosuly was when you were by yourself, I don't see the point in this post.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-05 09:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-10-05 09:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I no longer need sex or women for that matter.
Whatever happened, its a miracle.
They can go to hell with their annoying faces and smelly vaginas!!
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So you are gay now.
that's cool, have fun on the baloney pony
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-05 07:38:08 EDT (#)
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thats because i cut your penis off
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-10-05 07:35:58 EDT (#)
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i didn't think it was possible, but bubba > whoever the fuck that bis below me
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-10-05 06:25:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-04 23:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-10-04 23:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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You probably DO know the smell of Shaq's jock strap, you raging fagboy.
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Raging fagboy? Hrmm. When I check the Give-A-Shit-ometer, I don't see your name listed anywhere. Would you be sandwhiched between "rancid cuntpickle" and "woefully ignorant" on that scale? Or do you rate at all? Oh, yeah, that's right. The Give-A-Shit-ometer stops at your mom just like everybody else. But keep trying to make it, willa. Everyone has to have a goal.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-10-05 04:12:29 EDT (#)
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You know what your problem is, It's your pickup line.
I have one that never fails. Try this one:
"Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-10-05 03:04:30 EDT (#)
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YouBadlyDo
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-04 23:51:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-10-04 18:33:08 PDT (#)
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i'm sure they're all desperately disappointed.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-04 23:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-10-04 23:26:11 EDT (#)
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You probably DO know the smell of Shaq's jock strap, you raging fagboy.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-10-04 23:26:11 EDT (#)
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Smelly vaginas? Never heard of showers, eh? How about soap? I knew a guy once that never used soap. We stole the soap and shampoo out of the shower once and hid them under the kitchen sink and then sat around in the living room and waited. He'd go into the bathroom and come out wearing a towel and we'd ask him if he'd had a nice shower and he'd look at us funny and nod and walk away. For a solid week, we made sure that all the cleaning fluids from that bathroom stayed under the kitchen sink. He never once remarked on it. At the end of the week, we waited and after he had his bathroom time, he came out in his towel. We all asked him if he'd been missing anything out of the shower lately. He responded in the negative. Then one of us unloaded the stuff from beneath the sink and we called him a smelly ape and chased him back to his room with a barrage of Prell, Head n' Shoulders, and hand soap. Then we informed him that soap was not only encouraged but mandatory if he wished to continue sharing our domicile. Then we made fun of him 'til he moved out because the stench was turning our chickas off. Bros may come before hos only if they don't smell like Shaq's jock strap.
If the bitch don't bathe, the bitch don't get to ride the pretty pony. Get it? Wash that shit, bitch! DaYAMn!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-04 23:22:56 EDT (#)
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Batting for the other team now, huh?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-04 23:13:03 EDT (#)
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Penises smell. It is the genetalia rules. Thou shalt stink like seafood or pork. A shower does help that though, some soap, water, lathering and bam! the smell is gone.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-10-04 22:47:12 EDT (#)
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i'm thinking of doing a post wher i actually talk about myself, but i'm lazy, you see
this has nothing to do with you being gay, just you people offer good advice
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-04 22:42:56 EDT (#)
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With a username like yours, it's no surprise that they don't have a lot of interest in you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-10-04 21:33:08 EDT (#)
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i'm sure they're all desperately disappointed.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-10-04 20:35:53 EDT (#)
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That's nice. We all kind of figured that you preferred men anyway.