My last 9 (or 10 ) texts. Take them to mean what you will. (268 hits)
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Submitted by The Brad (View user info) at 2009-10-05 03:58:07 EDT
Seth:
Mmm steak 20 pounds of steak
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Jenni:
Bottom line: im an alpha female and i can have whoever i want. Right now, i want him. Maybe i'll change my mind later. Who knows?
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Missy:
Golf ball size spider in my ceiling!!!!
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Missy:
(2 minutes later)
Dammit hes moving. Why do they always move TOWARDS me???
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Braun:
In 2010 the U.S. gov will start shipping retards away. My eyes didnt watered when i thought of losing u.
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Trevor:
I have no friggin idea what you mean.
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*&$ $&%:
I have Maui wowie!
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Autie:
I have the bars
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Jose:
Where the hell are you man? Last time i saw you was disking at napa. answer me douche!
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2547237***
Hey brad, didn't get to tell you bye- enjoyed meeting and hanging out with you. Thanks for your hospitality!
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-05 19:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-05 15:25:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-05 14:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your friends are stupid and I want to punch Jenni in the twat
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-05 15:19:38 EDT (#)
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I take them to mean that you are a douchetard.
Good day, sirrah.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-05 14:57:36 EDT (#)
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You read them. What do you think?
Exactly.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-05 14:54:49 EDT (#)
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Your friends are stupid and I want to punch Jenni in the twat.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-05 14:37:42 EDT (#)
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I take them to mean that I don't give a crap.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-10-05 11:43:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-10-05 09:58:34 EDT (#)
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via rigid calculation I've concluded that these texts mean you're a total rainbow slider, enjoy fag.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-05 09:57:26 EDT (#)
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when is spaghetti not spaghetti?
when it's an im-pasta...
that was the last text I got.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-05 09:27:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-05 09:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm so glad that I don't text. And that I'm not in my 20's.