My last 9 (or 10 ) texts. Take them to mean what you will. (310 hits)
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Submitted by The Brad (View user info) at 2009-10-05 04:00:25 EDT
Seth:
Mmm steak 20 pounds of steak
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Jenni:
Bottom line: im an alpha female and i can have whoever i want. Right now, i want him. Maybe i'll change my mind later. Who knows?
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Missy:
Golf ball size spider in my ceiling!!!!
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Missy:
(2 minutes later)
Dammit hes moving. Why do they always move TOWARDS me???
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Braun:
In 2010 the U.S. gov will start shipping retards away. My eyes didnt watered when i thought of losing u.
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Trevor:
I have no friggin idea what you mean.
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*&$ $&%:
I have Maui wowie!
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Autie:
I have the bars
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Jose:
Where the hell are you man? Last time i saw you was disking at napa. answer me douche!
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2547237***
Hey brad, didn't get to tell you bye- enjoyed meeting and hanging out with you. Thanks for your hospitality!
User Reviews
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-10-30 05:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really need to stop posting crap when i am drunk, But that is the only time i come to uber.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-05 19:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
U SUK MY DIK 2NITE?
C U @ 8?
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-10-05 17:13:28 EDT (#)
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I don't text. Every time someone texts me, I show up at their house and dickwhup them until they pass out. Of course, this might be why I keep getting texts from that Mormon down the street...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-05 15:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-05 09:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm so glad that I don't text. And that I'm not in my 20's.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-05 09:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-05 09:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats weird because I get ten texts in a row from one person, then ten more from another, then another. Never ten all randomly at the same time. Weird.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-05 07:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I analyzed a crash once wherein a kid was texting while driving. He hit another car and his airbag drove his 'phone into his eye. Wasn't you, apparently. Too bad; would have spared us this post.
I also couldn't help but make the obvious joke. Can you?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-10-05 07:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not interesting or amusing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-05 07:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If this starts a bandwagon i am killing you and your entire family
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-10-05 07:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dont care
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-05 07:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is boring