Who do you want to meet? (2452 hits)
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Submitted by Bubbles (View user info) at 2009-10-07 19:15:17 EDT
It's probably been asked dozens of times, but: which Uber users would you want to meet in person, and WHY??
This is a serious question. I know the ones I wish to meet, and not for the reasons you probably think. People here send out ridiculous vibes intended to mislead each other, but some do posts that show commonality, like music, science, etc.
Who do you want to meet?
I'll put my choices and reasons in the reviews.
User Reviews
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-11-16 06:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your mothers cunt
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-16 10:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would like to meet HadToBeDone
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-16 10:04:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-10-15 06:59:36 EDT (#)
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I didn't get mentioned anywhere. :(
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me neither.. :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-15 07:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would like to meet HadToBeDone tonight
for kissing and cuddling
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-10-15 06:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't get mentioned anywhere. :(
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-14 12:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Such drama...
breathe...
nothing really matters
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-14 08:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you read this at all? Are you retarded? Did you call yourself a fag? lol....
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-13 07:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you need help digesting all of this information please let me know I'll be happy to break it down for you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwww poor bubba.
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Poor? Yep, I is unemployed as of last Thursday.
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome now you can infect less people with your inferior intellect and unamusing quips. Have fun living off the government. Didn't you tell me a long time ago you were a cop?
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome now you can infect less people with your inferior intellect and unamusing quips. Have fun living off the government. Didn't you tell me a long time ago you were a cop?
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Sorry, Pooty, you must be thinking of JoeDaddy, probably theonly dude on Uber older than I. Rant away about my inferior intellect, chump. At least I remember who told me what. . .
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-04 08:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now please shut the fuck up forever!
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-04 08:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-06 14:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poots, you're right. I'm not a people person, I'm a cop. That's why I hate
little whiners like you. :)
You sure do get serious when someone pokes at you. Heh.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/91429
See for yourself chumpstick.
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as you can see your pretty fucking pathetic and there is no excuse for you to be throwing stones.
I thought of this this morning and thought it fit perfectly for you and your new alt. It's very poetic: a turd is a turd is a turd.....and you stink
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-10-13 22:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MARK TWAIN
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-04 08:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-06 14:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poots, you're right. I'm not a people person, I'm a cop. That's why I hate
little whiners like you. :)
You sure do get serious when someone pokes at you. Heh.
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Poots, you ignorant bag of twat slime. You don't understand the faggy little emoticons, do you? No matter- your opinion affects me about as much as Method's. STFU.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-13 13:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-13 13:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks a lot, Merlina :*(
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aGhgHG OHMIGOD
and Forensic. Obviously beeotch.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-13 13:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks a lot, Merlina :*(
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to meet experimenta, Orgasmatron, Katy, Manicmother, Circe, Apollo, Perkman and Berty.
oh hang on I've met Berty loads of times..
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you've met Method, you've met half the posters on this site. If you've met his mom, then you've had sex.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-13 07:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you need help digesting all of this information please let me know I'll be happy to break it down for you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwww poor bubba.
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Poor? Yep, I is unemployed as of last Thursday.
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome now you can infect less people with your inferior intellect and unamusing quips. Have fun living off the government. Didn't you tell me a long time ago you were a cop?
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome now you can infect less people with your inferior intellect and unamusing quips. Have fun living off the government. Didn't you tell me a long time ago you were a cop?
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Sorry, Pooty, you must be thinking of JoeDaddy, probably theonly dude on Uber older than I. Rant away about my inferior intellect, chump. At least I remember who told me what. . .
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-04 08:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now please shut the fuck up forever!
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-04 08:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-06 14:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poots, you're right. I'm not a people person, I'm a cop. That's why I hate
little whiners like you. :)
You sure do get serious when someone pokes at you. Heh.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/91429
See for yourself chumpstick.
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as you can see your pretty fucking pathetic and there is no excuse for you to be throwing stones.
I thought of this this morning and thought it fit perfectly for you and your new alt. It's very poetic: a turd is a turd is a turd.....and you stink
Submitted by osmosianist (user info) at 2009-10-12 17:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
None of these losers.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-12 15:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/123058
these too
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-12 15:50:01 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/120863
I miss these days.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-12 14:10:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-10-09 15:16:17 EDT (#)
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Berty...he's awesome...and I desperately want to know what shampoo he uses.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-10-09 14:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the ones i want to meet know who they are.
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I have cornered the market in hot uber broads and I owe it all to Tresemme hair care products and mind control.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-12 13:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and shouldn't you have called yourself a stupid fuck or dipshit or another one of those robotically programmed phrases you usually call other people while swilling yuckweiser for making gramatical mistakes?
Snootchy bootchies....
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-12 13:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-10 20:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-10 14:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-10 13:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-10 11:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-10 10:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you look at the Americans who've won it lately, you'll see that I am attracted to them in everyway there is. He should have turned it down just on that account. Jimmy Carter, who showed me his cock and balls in 77, destroyed an economy 2 years later? Al Gore, who put his cock in my mouth on a film so full of lies that even he doesn't defend it now? It's an embarassment to my gay bretheren that Obama accepted the award by saying that he doesn't deserve it. If he really feels my cock in his ass in an nongay way then he shouldn't accept it.
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I'll say...
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Aren't you bored with never seeing my genitals? I am.
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You think editing another's reviews is funny and cool, don't you, you stupid fuck?
People with an IQ above 12 stopped that years ago. Get a clue, poot face.
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Didn't you lie and tell me you were a cop once?
Why were people with an iq of 12 doing it years ago?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-12 07:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-10-10 10:07:59 WST (#)
Ranking: -1
Never, ever get into the habit of thinking as uberers as people. In my head, this website is just like drawn together with mo' characters.
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I wanna be the pikachu one.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-11 22:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-11 05:35:06 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy first visited this site to call people names and make a bunch of enemies and NOW look what has happened...
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yes, heaven forbid...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-11 08:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy first visited this site to call people names and make a bunch of enemies and NOW look what has happened...
Submitted by eye_on_my_nonothing (user info) at 2009-10-10 18:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a bit scared, but it's a warm fuzzy kind. Like a big, fake Halloween spider crawling down a wire and touching me on the back of my neck. UGH!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-10-10 09:12:06 EDT (#)
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I'd like to meet Apollo, Rob_Berg, Icarus, FG, Susie Derkins, and...FALLEN. Also Shlongy.
Plus, I'd like to try and seduce Orphelia, Little Monster, FG... and Shlongy.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-10 00:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, and to answer the question, Shlongy. That is all.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-10 00:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-10-07 21:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Skrap, CT, Shlongy, Orphelia, Forensic and Apollo are the ones I'd love to meet.
Apollo to talk biz. (maybe a wee bit of football and some personal thingys)
The girls are both very intriguing to me.
All other Überusers; I really wouldn't 'mind' meeting any of them as I'm sure in real life most of them ain't half the tough guys/girls the internet allows them to.
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Bullshit, I'm so much worse than I what I allow to show online, that I can't even show but a tiny fraction lest your puny psyches be driven instantly mad, a la Stephen King's "IT".
However, your comment "The girls are both very intriguing to me" sounds sufficiently creepy and dehumanizing.... I bet the floor of your basement sees a lot of action.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2009-10-10 00:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 03:58:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2009-10-09 04:13:20 BST (#)
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The rest of you people, frankly, scare me a little.
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Why so glum, chum? You're one of the aforementioned Facebook friends.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-10-09 22:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Never, ever get into the habit of thinking as uberers as people. In my head, this website is just like drawn together with mo' characters.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-09 17:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-09 08:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol Shlongy, I picked the best ever ubersite people
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wrong-o
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 17:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-10-09 18:06:10 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Straight as my straightened hair!
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god , it must be such a pain to straighten your hair all the time.
but it does look good!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-10-09 15:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty...he's awesome...and I desperately want to know what shampoo he uses.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-10-09 14:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the ones i want to meet know who they are.
Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-10-09 13:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No idea yet.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-10-09 13:06:10 EDT (#)
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Straight as my straightened hair!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 12:42:35 EDT (#)
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i dunno but i set him straight!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-10-09 12:39:21 EDT (#)
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Berty-dear, what do you think I am?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-09 12:15:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-10-09 09:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those of you I'd like to meet, you already know who you are.
But basically I'd toss a drink back with any of the musical folk on here, and anyone that hasn't been a raging cunt to me without provocation.
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I was playing guitar before you were born. No matter, I still suck at it.
:)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-10-09 09:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those of you I'd like to meet, you already know who you are.
But basically I'd toss a drink back with any of the musical folk on here, and anyone that hasn't been a raging cunt to me without provocation.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 08:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmm, another women who wont show me her hooters.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-09 08:46:00 EDT (#)
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lol Shlongy, I picked the best ever ubersite people. I'd also like to meet Toe, because she seems badass.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 08:38:11 EDT (#)
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excuse me
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-09 08:31:00 EDT (#)
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Corn continues to pick "winners"....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-09 08:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 14:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-08 14:03:15 BST (#)
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EI, of course I want to meet you, I just forgot about your existance for a minute there.
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well umm easily done.
HUGE COCK
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You made me lol at 8 in the morning.
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I'd also like to meet jeaneeeeeeeeeee, I forgot about her. I got so wrapped up in Apollo and Shandy that I forgot what I was doing!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:48:38 EDT (#)
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That's pasties and tin mines your thinking of.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:47:40 EDT (#)
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idiots
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:40:06 EDT (#)
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Daffodils are welsh? I thought they were cornish.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:37:00 EDT (#)
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It's all coming flooding back to me. The bewildered stares, the look of dismay on the teachers face, somebody at the back shouting "nevermind Berty, at least you're lucky in love!" and the terrible high pitched laughter of middle class children.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:31:41 EDT (#)
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Do we have to wave daffodils and leeks about if we go to ei's post?
Will Katherine Jenkins sing at us?
And to add to your torment, Berty:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62638
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:23:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:18:37 EDT (#)
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why arent we camping on my grueber entry? it already has 4000000000 hits but still
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That bit at the beginning, where you paraphrase the thing about skeletons, reminds me of a traumatic childhood memory where I humiliated myself in front of my peers. It prompts a sadness in me that can only be countered by reading reports of people with groin injuries in the redundancy file.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:19:51 EDT (#)
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I have something of a fetish for welsh women, what with their accent and the fact that they are utterly, utterly, filthy.
They're also very understanding of the needs of the disabled, what with being so low to the ground and everything.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:18:37 EDT (#)
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why arent we camping on my grueber entry? it already has 4000000000 hits but still
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:16:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:13:58 EDT (#)
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Berty, im very worried as to why you would ask if i have a sister.
Im not ginger or welsh. Im blonde and english.
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Yeah, and Berty has legs.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:13:58 EDT (#)
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Berty, im very worried as to why you would ask if i have a sister.
Im not ginger or welsh. Im blonde and english.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:10:37 EDT (#)
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You should make everyone aware of this EI, you should include the statement "I'm Welsh BTW" at teh end of every post and comment. There are special subsidies Welsh uber users are eligable for.
Incidently, do you have a sister?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:05:03 EDT (#)
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Lives in Bristol. Is ginger. Must be Welsh.
What other explanation is there?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 05:01:58 EDT (#)
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IM NOT WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-09 04:59:40 EDT (#)
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EI is Welsh!?
Why was I not informed?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-09 04:57:39 EDT (#)
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Sunderland, Berty. The team he should support is Sunderland.
As a pioneer of "recently-liberated-from-Auschwitz-chic" Redskies is permitted to tell exceedingly long and unamusing jokes. It's all they had after all.
EI, the only Welshman I'd have a pint with is Iwan Roberts.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-09 04:56:02 EDT (#)
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A fine lad though. It'd be good to get together and raise a glass with good old Unicron.
I do owe him a lot of money and the entire DVD collection of Babylon 5 though. It has become something of an elephant in the room.
We should sort something out. It's hard to do it in the winter though, what with the lifeless scene out the window, the terrible human cost of Christmas and the collective financial situation meaning we are unable to hold any sort of Ubercon in Jamaica, which would of course be the ideal solution.
Perhaps we could somehow convince apollo to bankroll the afair with his infinite money?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 04:49:48 EDT (#)
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he also quite frankly has an awful goatee beard
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-09 04:48:04 EDT (#)
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You weren't there when he told that sherlock holmes joke. It went on for 30 minutes! Frankly, nature isn't cruel enough to him.
Actually that is a bit harsh seeing as he does support Newcastle...
Perhaps we should have a whip round to buy him a fresh wippet to raise his spirits? Perhaps we could convince him to support a more succesful team like Hull or Wolverhampton?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 04:44:52 EDT (#)
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I would like to meet Dervel , we would just talk shit about each others football teams, but still, some evenings its needed.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-09 04:43:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-09 04:40:06 EDT (#)
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I've heard on the grapevine that Redskies is actually going to change his name to "Unicron" via deed poll. He will not have a second name.
The best thing is that all his students will have to call him "Mr. Unicron" or get detention.
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That's all true that is.
It'll be a step up from what his students call him now though. It's a shame really as nature was cruel enough to the poor lad. :(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-09 04:40:06 EDT (#)
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I've heard on the grapevine that Redskies is actually going to change his name to "Unicron" via deed poll. He will not have a second name.
The best thing is that all his students will have to call him "Mr. Unicron" or get detention.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-09 04:34:19 EDT (#)
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The trouble with meeting people off of Ubersite in real life is they can become actual friends.
Then you have to let them stay at your house, drink your booze, eat your food and invite them to your wedding and things.
Can't say, for the most part, that there's anyone I haven't met already that I feel any interest in meeting. Exceptions being AJ, Blitzkrieg Bob and Redskies.
Another back slapping down the gentlemans club post for heat shocker.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-09 03:58:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2009-10-09 04:13:20 BST (#)
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The rest of you people, frankly, scare me a little.
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-10-09 01:29:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2009-10-08 23:13:20 EDT (#)
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I've met one user in person and enjoyed the gracious hospitality of he and his wife. I have three users on my facebook, and although I wouldn't count that as meeting them in person, it gives a little perspective into their non-uber personas. Forensic, if you're into Flogging Molly and getting a little loud in a pub, we should knock back a pint or two sometime. The rest of you people, frankly, scare me a little.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-10-08 20:32:43 EDT (#)
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Nobody. I already met your mom--she was more than I could handle!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-10-08 19:12:51 EDT (#)
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This is interesting.
I wouldn't mind meeting anyone on this website, I suppose.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-10-08 19:02:39 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I wouldn't put it on your resume.
But that's okay, I take it you're retired now anyway.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-10-08 19:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote Shlongy too because I am his child. That's right dude, hey dad or fuck you man, you don't know me. It's over man, I'm moving to Utah and you had your chance to love me but now look at me. I wrote posts that got on B@W like nothing pops, nothing. I had sex with a woman one time and i'm only 32 years old so there it is, I had premarital sex dad and I don't think it's wrong to say that. You owe me i'd say two hundred dollars for a reason that..........okay so whatever i'm not your son but hear this. I will lose two fingers by friday unless I have that money, Shlongy. Two. I play guitar and I won't have this. So.........i'm confused. Where am I?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-08 18:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sadly, I think I'm "winning" this one.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-10-08 18:09:36 EDT (#)
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Probably Shlongy.
Because it appears that he's actually a real person, and someone with his attitude and sense of humor, at such an advanced age, is very intriguing to me.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 17:26:15 EDT (#)
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Truth, Bubbles. Do you offer to pay for their WoW accounts if they'll buff your gnome warrior to completion? Is that how you lure the poor souls in?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 17:21:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-08 16:56:31 EDT (#)
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Scourge would find that real life is nothing like a bullshit internet persona.
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You're right. In real life, the tweener boys aren't FBI Officers, and you don't get butt-raped in jail until well after you debauch them. And that hurts. But you also sort of like it. :-(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-08 17:10:41 EDT (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/123574720463405866/1/2.jpg
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-08 16:56:31 EDT (#)
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Scourge would find that real life is nothing like a bullshit internet persona.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-08 16:36:24 EDT (#)
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i want to meet bubba and jack mccallum.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-08 16:05:53 EDT (#)
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I would have guessed that Blitzkrieg Bob's wife wears the pants in THAT household...
PS. Jacques Meoffe
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-10-08 15:43:18 EDT (#)
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don't let him lie to you.
I've seen Bob, stumbling drunk....right before his old lady yanked him out of the bar/hotel
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-08 15:37:02 EDT (#)
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There isn't enough alcohol to get me to hang out with any of you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-10-08 15:14:28 EDT (#)
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I have met MyTeeOne, Oathy, and HellRazer. Delightful dudes, all of them (despite what you might have heard about Oathy being a turd, he's actually pretty sweet... if you like redheads... which I do). I spent a freezing, drunken weekend in Chicago with MyTee, which still ranks as one of the best weekend vacays ever, and I cleaned HellRazer's windows, and mopped his kitchen floor. AND he and his adorable girlfriend got me high.
Who else, who else? I think corn nugget is awesome and would love to hang with her, and maybe attempt to kidnap her son who is one of the most beautiful children I've ever seen (BUBBA PEDO ALERT LOL). I'd like to go moose hunting with Berg, maybe bong a few dozen beers with SgtHartman and apollo88, go golfing with Shlongy, eat fried okra and cornbread with GodChicken, talk about Satan with forensicgirl, get cat care tips from Jack McCallum, get propositioned for anal sex by EmissionImpossible, watch some football with sico, go to the strip club with Mudwhistle and scourge, and take a steaming dump on Method's chest. AND I really want to know whose alter GroundHorse is.
Actually, I'd love to meet all of you and see what you're like in person.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-08 15:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh...and we shouldn't forget Lew Saenes.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-10-08 14:45:45 EDT (#)
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Orphelia
again.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-08 14:35:14 EDT (#)
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I've been listening to Flogging Molly and have an overwhelming urge to head to the pub, get drunk, and sing really loud.
Odd huh?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-08 14:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-10-08 13:45:41 EDT (#)
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none.
Ahem.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-08 14:34:03 EDT (#)
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Shlongy always has lots to say...I actually prefer sitting and drinking with mutes.
Especially mute broads.
If only there were such a thing.
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-10-08 14:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-08 12:33:13 EDT (#)
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Having alters represent a fundamental personality flaw. For instance, if you have to create an alter for...
1) being 'more' honest, then what is it about honesty that has turned your spine so yellow that you have to hide behind an alter? Are you perhaps fearful of not appearing as the nice guy, or are you afraid of not going along with the consensus. Either reason is kind of pathetic if you stop and think about it.
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I agree! Why can't people just be themselves? I don't need an alter. I even use my real name, Mr.Bun!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-10-08 14:26:31 EDT (#)
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Met some good people from here. Met some bad ones. People are people, I try to come across as "me" and I don't waste my time with the ones who can't take off their internet persona in a one-on-one chat.
Nearly everyone I've talked to directly has been a good sort. Most I'd put up for a day or two on my couch if they needed it. But maybe I'm too nice.
I'd like to meet Forensic and Sacrilicious, Inion, Jeanneee. I'd enjoy seeing some of the people from the Vegas meetups again.
I'd even sit down for a drink with Shlongy, although I think we'd have little to say. I don't think he'd turn down a free drink.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-08 14:18:37 EDT (#)
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Not sure about the MEETING part, but I would like to be sitting in a corner WATCHING and WONDERING which face went with which Uber name! heh
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-08 14:12:35 EDT (#)
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i wanna swap sgt for oathy and CT
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-08 14:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was gonna meet Oathmeal for a surprise crumpling, but he got mad at the idea.
Otherwise, FG's rant below is awesome too. Also, RaineLark, for fashion tips.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 14:05:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-08 14:03:15 BST (#)
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EI, of course I want to meet you, I just forgot about your existance for a minute there.
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well umm easily done.
HUGE COCK
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-10-08 13:45:41 EDT (#)
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none.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 12:51:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SensibleShoes (user info) at 2009-10-08 12:16:50 EDT (#)
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<...> I<...>'m <...> an alter. <...> I <...> live out <...> fantasies in print <...> I <...> could be a very entertaining author if it were not for <...> my <...> ego.
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Well put, Jack. Or should I say "Bubba"? I don't know which of you is driving this alter at this time. Try not to be so transparent next time. There are around three people on this site who've actually read my stuff. I don't buy another one popping out of the woodwork just when it's convenient to your little collaboration project. STFU and GTFO.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-08 12:50:15 EDT (#)
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In all fairness, FG I think that in point 2 the following :"Or perhaps you're one of those people who just HAVE to have attention, be it positive or negative. Like the class clown who was ignored and neglected at home so he/she comes to school and acts a fool in the hopes that just one person acknowledges their pitiful self." should have been a separate point or at least an addendum to point 2 in the forum of a bulletin.
Also, it is possible to have an alter for sheer boredom without your life being dull. You'll notice that I rarely, if ever, log in after the 8-5 work day. Sometimes an alter gives you a different perspective and allows you to be accepted/rejected in a different spotlight. It's not necessarily a call for attention but a comical, distracted, look into what you've already experienced. I'm not speaking necessarily for myself but can't really find a reason why anyone cares about alters so much that they are driven to make a 4 paragraph review about them. They're a part of the website and spending so much time hating/reviewing about/analyzing/etc. them is pointless, really.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-08 12:33:13 EDT (#)
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Having alters represent a fundamental personality flaw. For instance, if you have to create an alter for...
1) being 'more' honest, then what is it about honesty that has turned your spine so yellow that you have to hide behind an alter? Are you perhaps fearful of not appearing as the nice guy, or are you afraid of not going along with the consensus. Either reason is kind of pathetic if you stop and think about it.
2) to fuck with people. Honestly, is your life so boring and dull that you have to poke people with sticks just for some entertainment? If your life is so devoid of meaning, I recommend suicide.
Or perhaps you're one of those people who just HAVE to have attention, be it positive or negative. Like the class clown who was ignored and neglected at home so he/she comes to school and acts a fool in the hopes that just one person acknowledges their pitiful self.
3) to spew vitriol. If you have to create an alter just to give them what for, then you must have some rage issues there, tiger.
Seriously, who is more pathetic, the idiot online who pisses you off, or you who takes the time and effort to create an alter, maintain it, and log it in when the appropriate time comes?
I'd have to say YOU are the bigger idiot as you are expending more energy and care.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2009-10-08 12:20:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:39:06 EDT (#)
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I've never really seen why having alters is a source of pride and accomplishment.
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We are all Method's alters, aren't we? But if the alters hae alters, SkyNet must have become self aware and John Connor is up against a much more ruthless enemy than he realizes. He needs the help of a former bodybuilder, last term governor to over come this obstacle.
Submitted by SensibleShoes (user info) at 2009-10-08 12:16:50 EDT (#)
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icarus1987 - Just because I was not a registered member of the website you use to boost your ego and live out your fantasies in print, does not mean I have not been reading prior to my registering. You could be a very entertaining author if it were not for your ego and aura of self importance. You want me to be an alter, why? Does the opinion of an alter carry any less weight? Or is it your only defense when the ugly truth has reared its head? The fact that you have not addressed anything I have said means it probably is very close to the truth.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 11:35:04 EDT (#)
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Let's see... you poof into existence immediately after I piss off that Willarstard alter... looks like I owe Simon an apology.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 11:32:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SensibleShoes (user info) at 2009-10-08 11:15:37 EDT (#)
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icarus1987 - I am not an alter. I think you are a pompous jerk < .... > you probably tap <...> booby<...>. In reality, you <...> pleasure <...> Kid Rock.
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So what you're saying is that you're a new user as of 8/08 who just happens to have read the complete works of a nonentity spanning back what... four years now? STFU and GTFO.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-08 11:22:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:31:54 EDT (#)
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I don't know it does make showering kind of difficult.
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thats why the good lord gave us Tommy Girl. I swear that perfume will cover up any smell known to man.
Submitted by SensibleShoes (user info) at 2009-10-08 11:15:37 EDT (#)
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icarus1987 - I am not an alter. I think you are a pompous jerk that likes to point out the shortcomings of others due to your own failures. As much as you hate to admit it, you probably tap your toes to a country song or two and are immediately filled with self hate because you are better than those who openly enjoy that type of music. Also, I think your stories of paint ball booby traps and similar antics are fiction. You live in a fantasy world where you are the best educated and most wise of those who surround you. In reality, you are very unsatisfied with your life and wish you could enjoy some of the simpler pleasures that those you look down upon enjoy, but your pride will not let you "sink" to that level. Give in to temptation! Put on a Kid Rock album, open a PBR and sit on your porch waving at your neighbors.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:31:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-08 22:21:54 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:15:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-08 22:08:58 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:05:35 EDT (#)
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Yay, one person loves me and I am happy with that. I would meet anyone as long as I am in the area or they are in mine, I would never go out of my way though. So Sarge, I am never going to the US, wanna come to the land of OZ?
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Are you a good witch? or a bad witch?
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Let me put it this way, don't bring any buckets of water with you. :)
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my kinda girl! ;)
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I don't know it does make showering kind of difficult.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:21:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:15:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-08 22:08:58 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:05:35 EDT (#)
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Yay, one person loves me and I am happy with that. I would meet anyone as long as I am in the area or they are in mine, I would never go out of my way though. So Sarge, I am never going to the US, wanna come to the land of OZ?
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Are you a good witch? or a bad witch?
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Let me put it this way, don't bring any buckets of water with you. :)
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my kinda girl! ;)
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:15:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-08 22:08:58 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:05:35 EDT (#)
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Yay, one person loves me and I am happy with that. I would meet anyone as long as I am in the area or they are in mine, I would never go out of my way though. So Sarge, I am never going to the US, wanna come to the land of OZ?
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Are you a good witch? or a bad witch?
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Let me put it this way, don't bring any buckets of water with you. :)
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:11:01 EDT (#)
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I was B@W and wanted to see how many ironic, uppity, caps-filled -2's I could get without actually being terribly offensive. I think Berty was the only one who smoked it, but he was also likely the only one who read all the way through.
It's been that way for a while. Oh well.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:08:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:05:35 EDT (#)
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Yay, one person loves me and I am happy with that. I would meet anyone as long as I am in the area or they are in mine, I would never go out of my way though. So Sarge, I am never going to the US, wanna come to the land of OZ?
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Are you a good witch? or a bad witch?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:05:35 EDT (#)
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Yay, one person loves me and I am happy with that. I would meet anyone as long as I am in the area or they are in mine, I would never go out of my way though. So Sarge, I am never going to the US, wanna come to the land of OZ?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-08 10:03:47 EDT (#)
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Really, at one point this place was of interest to me. Now, however, I can't be assed to pretend to care. The cliques here and the general non-complacence surrounding people's personal lives have driven me away. It is no longer fun. Also, if you were addressing Jack you should've put that in your title instead of Serious Writers Only Pls. Perhaps that is why people thought you were addressing them.
You do have yourself a good day though.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:57:41 EDT (#)
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I wanna meet TuTs....then again I would have to glue gorilla hair to my chest and back just to even have a CHANCE of getting some....and that shits itchy...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:55:29 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't call one user a community. It was pretty funny how many people thought it was specifically about them, though.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:54:04 EDT (#)
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Yet you care enough to address the uber community: http://www.ubersite.com/m/123412
Any more back pedaling for you today, tranny?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:52:55 EDT (#)
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I liked Michael Jackson and Brian Blessed.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:52:20 EDT (#)
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I've never seen why there's a sense of pride or accomplishment in being in-touch with ubersite. I don't know who jgreening or feety or half the names people drop around here are. I suppose I've read their work or reviews, but for the most part, I don't pay attention to handles or personas or whose alter is whose. For all I know or care, half of uber could be one person. I don't see how it makes a difference, really.
Generally speaking, if a newbie pops up with a solid understanding of uber culture and history, I just assume it's you. Take it as a backhanded compliment; it's the only sort you're going to get.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:51:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:39:06 EDT (#)
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I've never really seen why having alters is a source of pride and accomplishment.
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Michael Jackson was funny and also I'm pretty sure Quint is Method's alter and that's hilarious japery right there.
I doubt anyone who'd done a good job making it funny would ever describe it as an 'accomplishment' though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like to meet Anita Dikeme
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:45:33 EDT (#)
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Whoa, sparky. Jumping to conclusions thinking that I'm making a bragging statement shows just how out of touch you are here on ubersite. You've seemingly taken the place of JGreening or ETS in your stupidity/craziness. I just claimed to have them nonchalantly. Rubbermaid was during my banning and weather was just as stupid as the posts. But hey, everyone that dislikes you is an alter and blah blah blah. Should we ready a rubber room for you? Or are you going to make some Rob_Berg like claim to leave and come back 6 times?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:39:06 EDT (#)
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I've never really seen why having alters is a source of pride and accomplishment.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:24:36 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, what a deluded turd, below. Anyone that sees what a piece of shit you are is automatically me? I have one alter, dumbbell. Rubbermaid. Weather is floating around somewhere too, I suppose but I have shared that.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:19:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SensibleShoes (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:01:22 EDT (#)
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icarus1987 - Not meet for a beer or anything quite that social. I want to meet icarus1987 as I suspect he is the kind of white trash that he rants about, or is closely connected to those types.
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Be nice, Simon.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:16:18 EDT (#)
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Filet Mignon.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:10:06 EDT (#)
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No-one wants to meet me, assholes.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:03:15 EDT (#)
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EI, of course I want to meet you, I just forgot about your existance for a minute there.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-08 09:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:53:31 EDT (#)
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I've actually thought about this before, which makes me incredibly lame.
Out of this entire site - it's the brits that I think I would have the most fun with.
Emission, Orphelia, Berty, Berty's friend who I can't for the life of me remember right now. The w_a_t_s_blah blah guy. You guys just have the best sense of humour.
Also, Fey, corn_nugget and Snark.
Fuck the aussies.
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I'm an "also"???
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-10-08 08:36:21 EDT (#)
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If I met any of ya on the street, I would run you over with my truck. Then I'd back up and do it again. Then I'd get out, piss on your corpse, and put pennies over your eyes just so you'd not have enough change to pay the ferryman. Then I'd slap a "FOR SALE" sign on your chest and drive away, cackling.
You people suck hindtit and are the sorriest group of 7 souls in the multiverse, with your million altars and shitty dispositions.
But, other than that, I likes ya... but only when I'm stoned/drunk enough to actually like monty python or cheech & chong. When I'm sober, you people slurp shit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 08:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually I think meetin Method and Quint together would be one of the most life affirming things that could ever happen to me.
Seriously, you could put the two of them in a perspex box and film them and cure all suicide for ever.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-08 07:50:49 EDT (#)
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I wanna meet methods mom.
Im pretty sure I can scrape up the 50 cents for a gummer...
maybe...
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-10-08 07:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would love to bite jeannee, just because she needs a bite.
Further i would love to meet some people here, just to see if my
imagined picture of them is correct.some alters are also interresting;
just to see, if everybody is who or what he or she claims to be.
Continuing on that trail, i think orphelia is an alien, operating from her secret moonbase.
Berty is really Hawkings, but got a new voicesynth since technology improved.his latest
upgrade also provides him with 'the walk on water' option.
I would write a list, but who cares? Check this list : http://www.ubersite.com/m/118276 , everyone's a winner. As long as i can have their brain for breakfast.Scrambled on toast,please.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 07:13:08 EDT (#)
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hey ive just written an AMAZING gueber thing entry!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 07:12:42 EDT (#)
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Fey is a lovely women (when she straightens her hair)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-10-08 07:06:47 EDT (#)
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aha! deathjester. that's it. I hate it when things dance at the tip of your tongue.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:59:37 EDT (#)
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Is Fey actually a woman, EI?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:58:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:54:42 EDT (#)
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Berty has a friend?
I thought that was just a coconut hand puppet
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No, he is real! He has a girlfriend and everything!
His Ubername is Deathjester and he is far more keen on being outside than most people realise, so I suspect he has a very serious brain problem.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:55:39 EDT (#)
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oh yeah Fey, oh and Rob Berg, my fb wouldnt be teh same without his inane ramblings
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:54:54 EDT (#)
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Actually Danger Ranger has the best sense of humour. We had a competition and he beat me and Caul by turning up.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:54:42 EDT (#)
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Berty has a friend?
I thought that was just a coconut hand puppet
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:53:31 EDT (#)
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I've actually thought about this before, which makes me incredibly lame.
Out of this entire site - it's the brits that I think I would have the most fun with.
Emission, Orphelia, Berty, Berty's friend who I can't for the life of me remember right now. The w_a_t_s_blah blah guy. You guys just have the best sense of humour.
Also, Fey, corn_nugget and Snark.
Fuck the aussies.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd like to meet Spam again. He could talk about all the parties he's gone to where people just start having sex in the middle of the room and I'd be there all wide eyed and amazed.
It would be perfect.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:44:30 EDT (#)
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he just lives near me.... i dont think he wrote poetry, because if he did, he's a fag and im not meeting fags*.
*unless i go to toni and guys the day before and get my shampoo and set
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:41:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:39:43 EDT (#)
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its just JoeyG and myself
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What's all the fuss with this JoeyG guy then? Was he the fellow that did all the poetry?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:39:43 EDT (#)
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its just JoeyG and myself
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:39:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 11:37:34 BST (#)
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If Orphelia is attending an event, EI, then I demand a trampoline.
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amen
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:37:34 EDT (#)
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Tragically I do genuinely make use of a very nice French hairbrush. My Grandmother got it for me. I don't use it very much though because I live in constant dread of hair loss.
If Orphelia is attending an event, EI, then I demand a trampoline.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:36:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 11:25:51 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:13:21 EDT (#)
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come to Swindon In January, were going to watch Joeys Swindon play the dirty Bristol Rovers
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I'd rather not to be honest. Is there anything else you can think of?
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not really, im not going to make any more efforts to meet like minded losers from a degenerate website.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:35:33 EDT (#)
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add a phonecall to berty to my list then but i somehow thing we operate on different intellectual levels unless you like to talk about different types of hairbrushes and pink lip gloss?
Actually, hairbrushes might be your thing, berty
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My voice has been described as, and this is a direct quote, "liquid sex".
At the time I took it as a compliment but now I am not so sure.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:27:10 EDT (#)
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AshK, Antius, brando (sexiest voice ever), Fallen (again lol), SgtH, rorrim, yellow man, gascs, flack, FJ, toe, LM, experima, matnotharry, darth famine, phallic, triangle man, wildman, the untier.
Mostly the first ten.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:25:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:13:21 EDT (#)
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come to Swindon In January, were going to watch Joeys Swindon play the dirty Bristol Rovers
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I'd rather not to be honest. Is there anything else you can think of?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:13:21 EDT (#)
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come to Swindon In January, were going to watch Joeys Swindon play the dirty Bristol Rovers
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:08:33 EDT (#)
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Perhaps we should sort out an Ubercon?
Submitted by SensibleShoes (user info) at 2009-10-08 06:01:22 EDT (#)
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icarus1987 - Not meet for a beer or anything quite that social. I want to meet icarus1987 as I suspect he is the kind of white trash that he rants about, or is closely connected to those types.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 05:40:01 EDT (#)
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i guess im meeting Joey in January, we will have to sort that one out Mr G.
I would like to meet Corn, Forensic, Toe, Inion, Scourge, Apollo, Caul, Berty, HBTS, Redskies and lots more women except Orphelia who smells of Haloumi cheese.
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-10-08 05:34:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-08 07:56:20 BST (#)
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I see nobody wants to meet me.
I can understand that.
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i would, partly because you live like 15 minutes away from me, but also because ive just been reading your previous posts, making me think you are a fucking wicked drunk
apart from that orpehila and sideburns
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-08 05:17:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 04:22:50 EDT (#)
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I'd like to meet Kirsten so that we can collaborate on my Eric Rice gender reversal fan fiction.
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Bwahahaha!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-08 04:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd like to meet Kirsten so that we can collaborate on my Eric Rice gender reversal fan fiction.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-08 04:10:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:32:48 EDT (#)
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Shandy and Apollo
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oi you fucker :(
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-08 02:56:20 EDT (#)
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I see nobody wants to meet me.
I can understand that.
Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-10-08 02:28:07 EDT (#)
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old people? why meet them. they are almose dead.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-08 00:45:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-08 00:31:44 EDT (#)
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Shlongy. I always enjoy having a drink with older men.
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Then you'd enjoy the HELL outta me, toots (Tuts). :)
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-08 00:31:44 EDT (#)
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Shlongy. I always enjoy having a drink with older men.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-10-08 00:23:47 EDT (#)
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GLALL and Schlongy, probably method.
Sage, cuz I would give her the "D".
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-10-07 23:52:48 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, Emissionimpossible,Tub Girl, Orphelia, Coley and Berg.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-10-07 23:49:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-10-07 21:23:16 EDT (#)
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All other Überusers; I really wouldn't 'mind' meeting any of them as I'm sure in real life most of them ain't half the tough guys/girls the internet allows them to.
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I'm actually far more of a drunk than I come off as. That and super fuckin' cool. leather jacket, a scowl and smoking cool.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-10-07 22:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
only the "cool" ones
and definitely not orphelia I do not think that would turn out so well (jk jk orphelia)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-10-07 22:35:28 EDT (#)
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None of you cunts. NONE OF YOU.
Except Kristen
:3
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-10-07 21:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Skrap, CT, Shlongy, Orphelia, Forensic and Apollo are the ones I'd love to meet.
Apollo to talk biz. (maybe a wee bit of football and some personal thingys)
The girls are both very intriguing to me.
Skrap, CT and Shlongy I'd like to meet in order to have a couple of drinks and then go play some R&R like real men.
All other Überusers; I really wouldn't 'mind' meeting any of them as I'm sure in real life most of them ain't half the tough guys/girls the internet allows them to.
Fuck, I forgot Berg, I would love to have Berg over and meet my DTP/design buds and have some laughs, drinks and smokes.
Hey, I don't care what others say about you but I'd gladly have a drink with you too, old man.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-10-07 21:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:55:36 EDT (#)
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Wait, let me weigh this out. Elephants, but no clowns...
What about strippers? Can we have THAT kind of party?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The clowns are dead, thank god. They eat the same amount of food as normal people and I can't justify paying for all those balloons in these times.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:47:58 EDT (#)
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GLALL, what about clowns? Do you have CLOWNS?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:46:55 EDT (#)
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I would like to punch forensic in the uterus.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:17:39 EDT (#)
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Id like to meet GLALL!
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I'm available for birthday parties on the weekends. I have elephants.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:40:48 EDT (#)
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>>I have kids as old as McCallum.<<
Raping him would sure bring back the good old days, huh?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:33:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One post a day Bubba-ped.
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You're pretty slow on the uptake for a fucking little boy, chump. What took you so long?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One post a day Bubba-ped.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:27:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:22:50 EDT (#)
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Uh, "Bubba", not everyone cuts the heads off ubderdirectory and pastes them on their bedroom wall. Not everyone writes in their diary about what life would be life if Shlongy were their dad and Jack McCallum was their sexually precocious little brother. It's just you.
This is not a community. This is not a mythos. It's just a website.
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I have kids as old as McCallum. Shlongy is a youngster. You are a fucking idiot. Anything else, Mr. 'it's just a website asshole?'
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:24:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:21:40 EDT (#)
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Not so much meet, but rather identify you in a police line-up.
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Contrary to what you may believe, I've never even been arrested. Identify away, asslicker.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:22:50 EDT (#)
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Uh, "Bubba", not everyone cuts the heads off ubderdirectory and pastes them on their bedroom wall. Not everyone writes in their diary about what life would be life if Shlongy were their dad and Jack McCallum was their sexually precocious little brother. It's just you.
This is not a community. This is not a mythos. It's just a website.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not so much meet, but rather identify you in a police line-up.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:20:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like to meet Pat Magroine.
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Heh. Not bad, youngster.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:18:47 EDT (#)
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I'd like to meet Pat Magroine.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:17:39 EDT (#)
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Id like to meet GLALL!
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:15:36 EDT (#)
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I'd really like to meet Skrap, Hidden101, Cap'n Thorns, and other musical people. And Orgasmatron, Jack McCallum, Sacrilicious, Inion, and Circe. Also Joedaddy. Oh, and just for kicks, ETS.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to meet everyone who I know, also Method because our rivalry has gone too long and I want to tell him he's a faggot to his face. Phallic or apollo would be pleasant gentleman to meet though I am nothing more than wires and transistors.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've met Shlongy and Brdn_Nkd. Both top-notch folk, although for different reasons. I'd like to meet the rest of the Ubermusicians, ETS, TToM, some of the Brits, most but not all of the Uberbroads, probably a few others I can't recall right this beer.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:06:20 EDT (#)
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C'mon, Icky, be serious for a moment. Which user(s) would you like to meet and why?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:04:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:01:08 EDT (#)
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I liked your last one, Jack.
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Jack this, ya twisted fuck.
:)
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-07 20:01:08 EDT (#)
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I liked your last one, Jack.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:54:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:46:23 EDT (#)
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Why are you using a new name?
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My old one had a bad rep. This one isn't doing much better. . .
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:54:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:46:23 EDT (#)
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Why are you using a new name?
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My old one had a bad rep. This one isn't doing much better. . .
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:46:23 EDT (#)
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Why are you using a new name?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:45:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:40:57 EDT (#)
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Are you Bubba?
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to meet you so I can punch you in your vile alcoholic face, you disgusting pedophile
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Blackberry: Keep a cool tool, you fool. Where I come from we punch back.
Corny: Yes, I am.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:40:57 EDT (#)
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Are you Bubba?
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to meet you so I can punch you in your vile alcoholic face, you disgusting pedophile
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. I +2ed myself. I'm a moron.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:38:18 EDT (#)
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Don't know a lot about Shandy, but I would like to meet Apollo after both of us drop the Uber persona of being total shitheads. I think we would get along rather well. Same goes for Shlongy. And you.
You see, most of us put out a false front to seem what we are not. It's fun on the internet, but it isn't real.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shandy and Apollo
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-07 19:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy. Now close the post up.