Stopped having sex! (350 hits)
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Submitted by DoYouBadly (View user info) at 2009-10-09 13:55:53 EDT
Ok I have several comments. First of all I was sex obsessed for the first 20 years or so of my life.. I masturbated in excess of 5-10 times a day, had sex regularly from ages 16-18 and off and on until I was 20 or so. That being said I really find sex boring and gross. Not only does it lead to terrible things like herpes, genital warts, aids, or worse - a kid, but it it awkward. It causes people to lie (fake orgasms, etc.). There are a lot of expectations and it's just not worth the 5 second climax.
Also I can think of a lot of things that I like much more than having an orgasm. Drugs for starters - smoking a joint will make me happy for at least 2 hours... not to mention pain pills/xanax... the feeling I get from those is 100 times better than any orgasm I've ever had. Hell, I'd personally rather eat junk food, play video games and do drugs than have sex. Not to mention that just trying to get sex involves a lot of rejection, and if you do get it half the time it comes with the expectation of having some sort of relationship with the person...
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-10-10 06:31:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-09 18:03:42 EDT (#)
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Try a big dose of DMT. Can't find any? Make your own.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-09 17:56:22 EDT (#)
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Good for you. It's fortunate that you love junk food and video games so much, because they are natural sex repellents.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-09 16:43:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-10-09 16:36:53 EDT (#)
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You're a prime canadate for domestic violence.
The next thing we'll probably hear from you is how you lit a cherry-bomp and held it in both your hands as it exploded.
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Look out fer dem cherry bomps. Day be bad shit.
Then we'll call you 'fingers'.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-10-09 16:36:53 EDT (#)
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You're a prime canadate for domestic violence.
The next thing we'll probably hear from you is how you lit a cherry-bomp and held it in both your hands as it exploded.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2009-10-09 16:20:32 EDT (#)
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You've soundly proven your gheyness.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-10-09 15:23:01 EDT (#)
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This has to be one of the saddest things I've ever read.
Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-10-09 14:02:39 EDT (#)
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Women hate you, don't they?