Obama Peace Prize War Asshole Fuck (929 hits)
Category: Politics -> AfghanistanRating: 1.1 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by shitfuck (View user info) at 2009-10-09 22:55:15 EDT
Attn: Nobel Piss Prize Committee,
Total fail.
Yours,
Shitfuck.
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-10 14:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am convoluted on this issue. The Nobel people gave a statement saying Obama was given the prize, in part for his efforts to bring the Christian and Muslim worlds closer. In view of the fact that the forementioned worlds are intent on killing eachother {and anybody who gets in the way}, perhaps .....
no guess not
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WHAT?? Adolph got nominated?
*headache here*
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2009-10-22 03:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fuck it.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-10-14 08:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-10-13 22:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-13 15:49:07 EDT (#)
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Did you know that Adolf Hitler was nominated for the Peace Prize in 1936?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-13 15:49:07 EDT (#)
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Did you know that Adolf Hitler was nominated for the Peace Prize in 1936?
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2009-10-12 12:20:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-10-10 17:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still cannot believe people actually love a guy whose mission is to increase the size of givernment, at the expense of the world's best economy.
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What, China? I've seen dogs cráp better economies than that of the USA.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-12 10:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is quite funny that they awarded it to him for not being President Bush. It's pretty uplifting in these drab times.
Also President Bush was probably the worst Prez the USA will ever have in its history. So there is that.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-12 10:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This just in: Barack Obama has been awarded The Heisman Trophy, after watching a college football game Saturday.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-10-11 02:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty sure that all non-sporting awards are phony bullshit.
I don't even understand why this has anything to do with Obama.
He should give the money to me, though.
That would be fine.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-10-11 01:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It puts Obama in a tight spot with respect to Afghanistan. If he doesn't support General McChrystal's request for more troops now, he'll be accused of letting the Euroweenie Elite influence his foreign policy decisions with their phony award. But if he does send more troops, he'll know in his heart he's repeating Lyndon Johnson's Viet Nam mistake. He's damned if he does and damned if he doesn't.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-10 20:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-10 14:01:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-10 13:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-10 11:53:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-10 10:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you look at the Americans who've won it lately, you'll see that I am attracted to them in everyway there is. He should have turned it down just on that account. Jimmy Carter, who showed me his cock and balls in 77, destroyed an economy 2 years later? Al Gore, who put his cock in my mouth on a film so full of lies that even he doesn't defend it now? It's an embarassment to my gay bretheren that Obama accepted the award by saying that he doesn't deserve it. If he really feels my cock in his ass in an nongay way then he shouldn't accept it.
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I'll say...
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Aren't you bored with never seeing my genitals? I am.
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You think editing another's reviews is funny and cool, don't you, you stupid fuck?
People with an IQ above 12 stopped that years ago. Get a clue, poot face.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-10-10 18:58:12 EDT (#)
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Here's a crazy wacky alternative view to the msm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tU8_uUeGys&feature=sub
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-10-10 18:52:02 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha
It's funny how worked up people have gotten over a dude who won an award that he didn't seek.
At least you have a president that gets awards rather than shoes thrown at him.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2009-10-10 17:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-10-10 17:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still cannot believe people actually love a guy whose mission is to increase the size of givernment, at the expense of the world's best economy.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-10 14:04:26 EDT (#)
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and no
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-10 14:04:19 EDT (#)
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damn, you win
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-10 14:01:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-10 13:50:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-10 11:53:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-10 10:04:58 EDT (#)
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If you look at the Americans who've won it lately, you'll see that I am attracted to them in everyway there is. He should have turned it down just on that account. Jimmy Carter, who showed me his cock and balls in 77, destroyed an economy 2 years later? Al Gore, who put his cock in my mouth on a film so full of lies that even he doesn't defend it now? It's an embarassment to my gay bretheren that Obama accepted the award by saying that he doesn't deserve it. If he really feels my cock in his ass in an nongay way then he shouldn't accept it.
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I'll say...
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Aren't you bored with never seeing my genitals? I am.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-10 13:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-10 11:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-10 10:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you look at the Americans who've won it lately, you'll see what a joke it is. He should have turned it down just on that account. Jimmy Carter, who showed how to destry an economy in 2 years? Al Gore, who put his name on a film so full of lies that even he doesn't defend it now? It's an embarassment to my country that Obama accepted the award by saying that he doesn't deserve it. If he really feels that way then he shouldn't accept it.
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I don't care, I'd blow any of them.
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Aren't you bored with this? I am.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-10 12:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I KNOW WTF. what has he actually done to deserve peace??? Peace is a prize paid by the injured, the wounded and the deserving. He is a fucking middle class person whose white grandparents ensured he spoke white instead of ghetto. Why does he win this? Fuck this is fun.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-10-10 11:53:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-10 10:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you look at the Americans who've won it lately, you'll see that I am attracted to them in everyway there is. He should have turned it down just on that account. Jimmy Carter, who showed me his cock and balls in 77, destroyed an economy 2 years later? Al Gore, who put his cock in my mouth on a film so full of lies that even he doesn't defend it now? It's an embarassment to my gay bretheren that Obama accepted the award by saying that he doesn't deserve it. If he really feels my cock in his ass in an nongay way then he shouldn't accept it.
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I'll say...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-10 10:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you look at the Americans who've won it lately, you'll see what a joke it is. He should have turned it down just on that account. Jimmy Carter, who showed how to destry an economy in 2 years? Al Gore, who put his name on a film so full of lies that even he doesn't defend it now? It's an embarassment to my country that Obama accepted the award by saying that he doesn't deserve it. If he really feels that way then he shouldn't accept it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-10-10 09:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, it's a little weird that he won the peace prize. Maybe he'll earn it by the time his first term is up.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-10 03:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They make delicious waffle cones filled with vanilla ice cream. You don't want to fuck with them.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-10 03:16:01 EDT (#)
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I stand by my previous comment.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-10-10 02:38:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-10-10 00:21:40 EDT (#)
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Never underestimate Scandinavian wit.
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This droll recommendation was Gore Vidal's...after Kissinger won the Peace Prize, which was fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-10 02:11:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-09 23:53:18 EDT (#)
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The Nobel Peace Prize Committee: Trolling IRL
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pretty much
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-10 00:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I grew up around them. They are the masters of deadpan humor.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-10-10 00:21:40 EDT (#)
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Never underestimate Scandinavian wit.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-09 23:53:18 EDT (#)
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The Nobel Peace Prize Committee: Trolling IRL
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-09 23:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well i for one am still mad that tookie williams didn't get his....
award, that is