I am thinking, Death! (238 hits)
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Submitted by DoYouBadly (View user info) at 2009-10-11 17:45:46 EDT
A gunshot in the right place would be fine but I'd be nervous that I'd just hit the wrong spot and be paralyzed.
Maybe a grenade in my mouth, but there could be excruciating pain right before the death.
Any cool ideas to off myself?
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Submitted by sword (user info) at 2009-10-16 06:13:51 EDT (#)
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Use a large calibre weapon, put the barrel against the roof of your mouth. Zero percent chance you'll wake up paralysed.
If you can't manage that hop off a tall building.
Submitted by skarekrow (user info) at 2009-10-16 05:32:44 EDT (#)
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Classic "car running in the garage with the garage door down" setup would work nicely. You could even pop in your favorite mixed tape into the ol' tape player and jam-out while you wait for death to lull you into slumber.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-10-12 00:35:55 EDT (#)
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12 ga 00 buck in your mouth. Aim back and slightly up so that the shot goes through your brainstem. Don't aim up, ther'es a chance it would just blow off your face and frontal lobes.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-10-11 23:01:30 EDT (#)
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Sign up for parachuting lessons. Pre-pay for the tandem training jumps and your first solo jump.
Bet every remaining dollar you have on roulette. If you win, you might change your mind about the whole thing.
If you lose it all, the first few tandem jumps might give you such a rush that you'll want to live. If not, you have that solo jump coming up.
Don't bother pulling the cord on that one. Remember, you have no money. There's no reason to pull it.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2009-10-11 22:01:06 EDT (#)
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go back to /b/
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-11 21:37:13 EDT (#)
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after your last post, this would be fitting.
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2009-10-11 21:17:17 EDT (#)
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Sorry to give a 0 just to ask a question but give me a link please to the entry about the 15 yr old in Ibiza..if you have read it you will know what I mean....
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-10-11 19:56:33 EDT (#)
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Perhaps you should take a year or two off from Uber and use the time to ponder this very important question.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-10-11 19:45:59 EDT (#)
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Same way "the king" went. Slow suicide, booze, drugs and women.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-11 18:28:14 EDT (#)
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It'll take a while, but I'd suggest you spend the next 60 years getting increasingly older and more infirm, all the while becoming more isolated and alone in an ever more fast-paced and technologically advanced world, which causes you to turn inward for imaginary company but you only find your own inadequacy and it drives you out of real contact with the rest of the world and you have to be taken care of, even more a burden on society than you were before, until you finally end up discovered in your nursing home bed covered in feces and urine, two days dead because the attendants never could stand you even though you never said as much as a single word to any of them.
Nah, kidding. Live long and prosper.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-11 17:59:56 EDT (#)
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Lay down on some railroad tracks- give it as much time as it takes.
Post pictures.