Bush/Cheney Bumper stickers (1995 hits)
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Submitted by <naysayer09.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-18 21:27:54 EDT
My apologies if this has already been posted.
This was in my mail today. Laughed a good bit at some of them.
* Bush/Cheney '04 Bumperstickers
Bush Reloaded
You're either with us or against us!
Apocalypse Now!
Assimilate. Resistance is Futile.
Because the truth just isn't good enough.
Compassionate Colonialism
Deja-voodoo all over again!
Don't Change Whores in Midstream
Four More Wars!
Get used to it!
In your heart, you know they're technically correct.
Leave no billionaire behind
Less CIA -- More CYA
Lies and videotape but no sex!
Making the world a better place, one country at a time.
Or else.
Over a billion Whoppers served.
Putting the "con" in conservatism
Thanks for not paying attention.
The economy's stupid!
The last vote you'll ever have to cast.
This time, elect us!
Won't get fooled again!
We're Gooder!
Bush/Cheney: 1984
Bush/Cheney: Asses of Evil
Don't think. Vote Bush!
George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency
George W. Bush: Honest as his day is long
George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot
George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt
George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There
God Save the King!
Let them eat yellowcake! Vote Bush!
Peace & Prosperity Suck -- Big-Time
Reselect Bush/Cheney in '04
Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"
Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for me!"
Vote Bush in '04: "Because I'm the President, that's why!"
Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier
Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!
Vote Bush/Cheney in '04: The check's in the mail!
Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!
Who would Jesus Bomb?
With a Bush, a Dick, and a Colin everyone gets screwed
Vote Bush in '04: Gay marriage is against God, War is God-like.
Vote Bush in '04: We PRAY for jobs, but give money to the Rich.
Vote Bush in '04: WMD? We found Monica and the Cigar, didn't we?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-25 21:31:11 EDT (#)
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You need a -2 from Shlongy...whoever the fuck you are.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:03:08 EST (#)
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Hey hey,
The clouds are whey,
There's straw for the donkeys,
And the innocents can all sleep safely,
All sleep safely.
My, my,
Sun is pie,
There's fodder for the cannons,
And the guilty ones can all sleep safely,
All sleep safely.
And all the world is football shaped,
It's just for me to kick in space,
And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste,
And I've got one, two, three, four, five
Senses working overtime,
Trying to take this all in,
I've got one, two, three, four, five
Senses working overtime,
Trying to taste the difference,
'Tween the lemons and limes,
The pain and the pleasure,
And the church bells softly chime.
Hey hey,
Night fights day,
There's food for the thinkers,
And the innocents can all live slowly,
All live slowly,
My, my,
The sky will cry,
Jewels for the thirsty,
And the guilty one's can all die slowly
All die slowly.
And all the world is biscuit shaped,
It's just for me to feed my face,
And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste,
And I've got one, two, three, four, five,
Senses working overtime,
Trying to take this all in,
I've got one, two, three, four, five,
Senses working overtime,
Trying to taste the difference,
'Tween the lemons and limes,
The pain and the pleasure,
And the church bells softly chime,
And birds might fall from black skies,
And bullies might give you black eyes,
And busses might skid on black ice,
But to me it's very very beautiful,
(England's glory!)
Beautiful
(a striking beauty!)
And all the world is football shaped,
It's just for me to kick in space,
And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste,
And I've got one, two, three, four, five,
Senses working overtime,
Trying to take this all in,
I've got one,two,three, four, five
Senses working overtime,
Trying to tell the difference,
'Tween the goods and crimes,
Dirt or treasure,
And there's one, two, three, four,five
Senses working overtime,
Trying to take this all in,
I've got one, two, three, four, five,
Senses working overtime,
Trying to taste the difference,
'Tween the lemons and limes,
The pain and the pleasure,
And the church bells softly chime.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:41:41 (#)
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I've been here before... How sad is that.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-16 08:18:52 EDT (#)
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Whoa i came here like the first day i signed up. LOOZA.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-06 05:50:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:41:41 (#)
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I've been here before... How sad is that.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-05-29 06:32:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-05-29 05:23:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:53:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:46:41 EST (#)
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For the love of God, please remove those "Kerry/Edwards" bumper stickers from your cars and trucks! In case you didn't get the memo, your side lost! It's like you're walking around with a big "L" on your forehead -- Loser! I'm not sure why you still have that sticker on your bumper. Maybe it's been too cold outside for you to remove it. Maybe your post-election depression is so deep you can't bring yourself to take it off. Maybe you're living in denial. Maybe you've been too busy spreading lies and rumors about the future of Social Security and judicial nominations that you haven't had enough time to get it off your vehicle.Or maybe it's even worse than I thought. Maybe you've tried, you've scrubbed, you've scratched, you've pulled and it just won't come off. It's stuck to the back of your Volvo or Volkswagen like a bloodthirsty parasite. But, then again, we are talking about John Kerry and John Edwards, two men who would have acted like ravaging bloodsuckers on the back of every U.S. citizen had they been elected.Honestly, for your own self-dignity, it's time to remove the Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers. Personally, I'm glad so many of you have left them on your vehicles. It's makes it so much easier for me to point out and identify the idiots. If I pull-up to the drive-thru pharmacy and get cut-off by another car, normally I'd get upset. But, if I see they have a Kerry/Edwards sticker on their car, I immediately calm down and remind myself, "This person didn't mean to cut me off. It's just that they feel they're entitled to health care." On the highway, when I get behind someone who's going less than 50 M.P.H. and they're causing a tie-up, I'd normally lay on the horn. But, if I see their Kerry/Edwards sticker, I pause, take my hand away from the horn, and remind myself, "It's not that they don't know how to drive, it's that they're trying to conserve gas and preserve our environment by traveling at a slower speed."I mean, really, you're doing me a public service by announcing your stupidity, but it still can't be good for your own mental well-being and possibly your very own safety. Hardened criminals must also enjoy seeing who still proudly sports the sign of the jackass. Thugs can immediately identify which citizens don't own a gun and won't hold them responsible for their actions.Simply put -- the election is over. You lost. Get over it. Move on. Live in the "now." Your candidates were wrong about the state of our economy. They were wrong when they said the Iraqi elections would fail. They were wrong about the war on terrorism. If it were up to them, our troops would be packing-up and moving-out in another three months. Do you think the war on terrorism will be over in three months?Maybe a better question is, "Do you think three months from now people will still be driving around with Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers on their cars and trucks?" Yep, I think so, and it makes life a lot easier. Now, I don't have to wonder, "What's wrong with this guy?" I already know. Mr. Flickinger is a conservative columnist from Pittsburgh, Pa., and a former television anchor/reporter. Though a lifetime member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, he has never lived in a county that was not won by John Kerry and Al Gore in the last two elections.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:28:24 EST (#)
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Hahahaha!
Bush and Cheney: Asses of Fire
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:16:01 EST (#)
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12345!
And if these were made up they're pretty good.
Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:14:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-09 22:08:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-14 07:41:41 EST (#)
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I've been here before... How sad is that.
Submitted by Eggbert (user info) at 2005-02-01 17:05:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-10 10:36:02 EST (#)
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Can i ave a 12345 in dee ouse?
Submitted by EvrenWasHere at 2004-08-25 04:00:50 EDT (#)
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Go post 12345 woo!
Submitted by beans2003 <lynners.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-10-06 16:00:55 EDT (#)
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one more to add:
Drunken frat boy runs country into ditch
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2003-09-15 09:00:34 EDT (#)
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Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"
and
Who would Jesus bomb?
are fucking classic
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-19 20:51:46 EDT (#)
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HI THE MAN.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-19 10:48:34 EDT (#)
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Very very funny.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-19 10:44:47 EDT (#)
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This would be funny if it were fiction.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-08-19 10:43:10 EDT (#)
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These were good.
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-19 10:37:58 EDT (#)
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Im not even American, and I liked these.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-08-18 23:19:15 EDT (#)
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"Thanks for not paying attention."
EXACTLY.
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-08-18 21:45:55 EDT (#)
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No, I didn't write any of them, but just about anyone could have come up with the same stuff. As I said, it was in an email I recieved today. Just spreading the joy.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-18 21:34:20 EDT (#)
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Funny - did you write all these yourself?