Dearest Orgasmatron... (1512 hits)
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Submitted by katy (View user info) at 2009-10-13 10:41:40 EDT
i'm laughing at your pain.
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-19 10:20:09 EDT (#)
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HV hurt my fee fees.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-10-18 17:29:12 EDT (#)
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Review funnier than a lot of recent uber posts below.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2009-10-18 07:55:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:47:45 EDT (#)
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Dear Noonie,
There's not an appropriate word that can be used to summarize, exemplify and translate the hate I have in my heart for you right now. In the female undercarriage of life you are the untended-to episiotomy wound and, appropriately, you stink.
Best,
O
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In the darkest depths of Mordor, in the underbelly of Mount Doom, right across from the food court, a cabal of the most evil sort gathered in conference room B. As huddled figures took their places, a dark figure rose in front of them.
"So yeah, hi! Uh, I think we all know why we're here and I just wanted to say I appreciate every one coming because the meeting is voluntary." Orgasmatron said. At this, sicosemen's ADD was too much to handle, and he left to go swallow dryer lint.
"Huh. Anyway katy is being a bitch and I think we should really think up some sort of punishment for her. Now I know I'm the word guy around here but I'm kinda phoning it in on this one, so I wanted to put it up to the group. Any suggestions?" O-man looked around, he had gathered the Uber elite, which translated to a random sampling of a minimum security prison's inmates.
"We could say her eyebrows are crooked." JonnyX suggested, looking up briefly from painting her fingernails.
"I'm really looking for something a little more crushing. But I'm glad you're contributing." Orgasmatron replied.
"Psh. Whatever... It ruined J-lo's career."
"How about uh.... uh.... shit trying to have ideas makes my thinker box hurt." scourge said, adding to the conversation. Many in the group nodded in agreement, they had similar sentiments about the prospect of grunting out a coherent thought. Orgasmatron may have become a little disheartened at this.
"Aethismo damn it, fine I'll just jam her girl slit up with the rotting corpse of a raccoon. I just hope she notices it. Anyway meeting adjourned. I have to go sniff glue."
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-16 12:51:06 EDT (#)
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Oh HAI, welcome back to the World Series PHILLIES!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-10-15 13:51:29 EDT (#)
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There's room enough for a whole nation in these failpants.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-15 12:47:29 EDT (#)
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hey look another red sox fan. you're not alone O! someone's sharing the failpants with you.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-10-14 19:14:22 EDT (#)
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Blow me where the pampers is
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-14 18:05:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-10-14 13:32:37 EDT (#)
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Yep, I slept on it for a night and I've decided: you're still a bitch.
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that's ok. you're still a gay bottom.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-14 14:01:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-14 12:36:23 EDT (#)
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haha sgt, that reads like a sorority house shopping list.
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my god.....it really does.....
sad clown
'<|:^(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-10-14 13:32:37 EDT (#)
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Yep, I slept on it for a night and I've decided: you're still a bitch.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-14 12:36:23 EDT (#)
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haha sgt, that reads like a sorority house shopping list.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-14 10:41:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-14 10:31:10 EDT (#)
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soda water, lemonade, or lemon lime and bitters. You?
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Gin = tonic
Vodka = Red Bull
Jack/whiskey = Cherry Coke
Rum = Coke
Spiced Rum = Minute Maid Fruit Punch
Bourbon = Soda water/splash of coke
Jeagermeister = BOMBS
anything else - SHOTS!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-14 10:31:10 EDT (#)
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soda water, lemonade, or lemon lime and bitters. You?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-14 10:18:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-14 09:47:33 EDT (#)
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Projectile vomiting after a minimum of two drinks. Bunderberg rum is the worst, I am sick just smelling that. I will have a gin or vodka or a white rum. I don't know why I used to drink jacks and beam all the time.
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Goddamn.
The only booze that gives me that reaction is that shit RUMPLEMINZE (sp?) or black house...
everything else is game!
what do you like to mix with them?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-14 09:47:33 EDT (#)
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Projectile vomiting after a minimum of two drinks. Bunderberg rum is the worst, I am sick just smelling that. I will have a gin or vodka or a white rum. I don't know why I used to drink jacks and beam all the time.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-14 09:07:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-14 09:04:57 EDT (#)
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Nice Sgt, cept I can't drink brown spirits. :(
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Dear lord, what horrible affliction prevents you from consuming that wonderful nectar?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-14 09:04:57 EDT (#)
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Nice Sgt, cept I can't drink brown spirits. :(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-14 08:38:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-14 02:35:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:05:11 BST (#)
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At the moment I have a bug up my ass and a hammer pounding inside my bonce.
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and where do you get one of those?
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you get it at the liquor store.....amazingly it looks just like a bottle of jack daniels.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-14 02:35:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:05:11 BST (#)
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At the moment I have a bug up my ass and a hammer pounding inside my bonce.
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and where do you get one of those?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-10-13 22:05:25 EDT (#)
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SPORTY
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-10-13 19:32:19 EDT (#)
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As beneficiary to the Orgasmatron fortune, I cannot laugh at the man's pain.
But as baseball fan and in-person witness to the overwhelming joy that was the win of the 2008 World Series, I can say
GO
PHILS
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
oh right..and FUCK the Yankees! (Sorry, Pentameter).
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-13 19:28:26 EDT (#)
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this, coupled with Orgasmatron's response, is very funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:51:44 EDT (#)
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ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH HIM?
Less talk, more dick sucking, please.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:21:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-10-13 14:59:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:01:26 EDT (#)
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ummm, i take offense at that.
you should say 'you're gay'
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Funny thing, that. My buds and I are on a campaign to take back the word gay. All because of a stupid Hillary Duff PSA. She doesnt want people to say the word gay, its bad. We are trying to make gay mean cool. It is much harder than it seemed, yet we are still marching on.
So remember:
GAY=Cool
Faggy= queer
EI= Faggy gay
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I love this guy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:02:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-10-13 14:43:21 EDT (#)
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Noonie, I've decided.
If you were a kid waiting at a bus stop, and I was a driver on a rainy day, I'd totally do this to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On1drhgxGWU
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oh that's hilariously fucked up. i would do that to my own grandma for the hilarity.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-10-13 16:36:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:13:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:51:16 EDT (#)
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Go Phillies WOO!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-13 15:51:46 EDT (#)
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GO CHARGERS WOO
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 15:45:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:05:11 BST (#)
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I know what cricket is. Im not arguing the validity of the game, just the nature of it. Ive seen the game played and it just doesnt seem as tough as baseball. Then again I'm biased, just as im sure you are. Im sure that I am wrong EI, ignore me please. At the moment I have a bug up my ass and a hammer pounding inside my bonce.
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take it easy sgt, you do seem a little preoccupied at the moment. To make yourself feel better think of how scourge is a complete loser who berates me for missing an 'e' off a word.
I am biased because I play cricket for a team.
Then again I do think its tough in the respect the ball is bowled at 90mph at the top level.
p.d take the bug outta your arse
love you
e.i
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-10-13 14:59:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:01:26 EDT (#)
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ummm, i take offense at that.
you should say 'you're gay'
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Funny thing, that. My buds and I are on a campaign to take back the word gay. All because of a stupid Hillary Duff PSA. She doesnt want people to say the word gay, its bad. We are trying to make gay mean cool. It is much harder than it seemed, yet we are still marching on.
So remember:
GAY=Cool
Faggy= queer
EI= Faggy gay
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-13 14:43:52 EDT (#)
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I was forced to play Rounders at school, and I was shit at it, which naturally infuriated my testosterone fuelled teenage body which was usually at least 'so-so' at every other sport I played.
It was that fact that forced me to hate baseball with a passion.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-10-13 14:43:21 EDT (#)
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Noonie, I've decided.
If you were a kid waiting at a bus stop, and I was a driver on a rainy day, I'd totally do this to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On1drhgxGWU
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-10-13 14:01:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:59:24 EDT (#)
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i did actually watch some baseball recently on eurosport 9 and i didnt actually see the ball hit properly. 3 times out of bounds, sliced. mostly no contact, one catch and one first base. I was watching for about 20 minutes.
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Repeat that for 3-4 hours with a whole lotta standing around doing nothing and you have America's EXCITING PAST TIME!!
Baseball is for the mentally challenged.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-13 13:40:34 EDT (#)
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Are you talking about the same Joe Torre that failed at beating the Supercallifragilisticespialadocious Phillies from last year? *boots shaking*
Cliff Lee or Cole Hamels?
And, do you think Lidge is back to his "last year" self?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-13 13:33:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-10-13 13:07:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:42:27 EDT (#)
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oh Orgasmo, I'm stroking your head soothingly at your pain..
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Well at least something worthwhile came from this whole affair.
I fear the pain is...lower.
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ha.
miss you O, but work is waay too busy to be here.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-10-13 13:07:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:42:27 EDT (#)
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oh Orgasmo, I'm stroking your head soothingly at your pain..
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Well at least something worthwhile came from this whole affair.
I fear the pain is...lower.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:56:34 EDT (#)
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ps, i hate you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:56:02 EDT (#)
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attn sico: explain your definition of 'getting shelled.' wainwright pitched 8 innings of 1 run ball and left with a lead, and carp left the game down 3 - 2, i'd hardly call that 'getting shelled', you horrible bastard. StL lost because the bats didn't do shit.
but hey! won't it be exciting to see joe torre managing in the WS against the team he did so much for?
:)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:42:27 EDT (#)
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oh Orgasmo, I'm stroking your head soothingly at your pain..
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:39:26 EDT (#)
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Cricket may not be manly, but our AFL certainly is. Who needs padding?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:25:48 EDT (#)
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Attn: Scourge
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AT THE FLAILING CARDINALS. Okay, maybe it isn't nice to laugh at the failure of one man's team but come on. No one, and I mean no one expected your top two pitchers to get shelled back to back. Carpenter and Wainwright are arguably the best 1-2 punch in all of baseball. For fucks sake, they were both Cy Young nominees. None of the remaining teams can say that, combined with your blazing bats...it's only humorous in the "hahaha, epic fail," "you're doing it wrong" kind of way. Better luck next year and write a letter to those two guys telling them not to clam up and fuck your season up.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:18:55 EDT (#)
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they only just started wearing long pants though. they used to wear britches and long socks. that's about as manly as an 18th century french nobleman.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:13:09 EDT (#)
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I dunno Katy, just seems "manlier"
maybe its because our players dont wear all white and sweaters?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:08:35 EDT (#)
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tough...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:07:46 EDT (#)
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wait how is baseball tought? 90% of the field just stands there and waits for something to happen, then one or two guys throw/catch a ball while a third runs.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:05:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:47:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-13 16:35:13 BST (#)
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Above statement makes entirely no sense to me.
and I hate baseball, but it still kicks the ass of a game that uses terms like "wicket". Where the hell were you playing a game? Hogwarts
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hey dont blame anyone else for your ignorance. i would accept you saying baseball kicking the ass out of cricket, if you knew what cricket was. im not sure the term 'wicket' is particularly taxing but I guess we have a few more rules than 'hit ball and run'
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I know what cricket is. Im not arguing the validity of the game, just the nature of it. Ive seen the game played and it just doesnt seem as tough as baseball. Then again I'm biased, just as im sure you are. Im sure that I am wrong EI, ignore me please. At the moment I have a bug up my ass and a hammer pounding inside my bonce.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:04:44 EDT (#)
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no he was signing it. like from "your gay" ei.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:01:26 EDT (#)
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ummm, i take offense at that.
you should say 'you're gay'
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 12:00:22 EDT (#)
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shut up scourge, your gay, i must go and do my hair
bye
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:57:22 EDT (#)
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and yes, ei, those are def the only rules in baseball. the only person on here (or only person worth my time to read what they wrote anyway) to explain why cricket was superior to baseball was iddqd.
his explanation: baseball is boring because it's slow playing, not much action in the time it takes to play a game. cricket is better because though it's somewhat similar to baseball, it is slower, with less action.
and you know, that made perfect sense!
and katy, i would take some time to rag on the sox for shitting the bed if the cardinals hadn't also done so in spectacular fashion.
:(
from now on, i'm going to cheer for the teams that i want to lose, to win - g. costanza stylee - and see if it helps.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:56:35 EDT (#)
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yoda?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:54:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:47:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-13 16:35:13 BST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:25:53 EDT (#)
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I played backyard cricket on the W-end. I fielded caught my brother out, got to bowl. Hit the wicket after three bowls, got to bat. I did not hit that ball with my bat after 10 bowls, then the first one I hit went on to the roof of the house. Anyway that one I hit, I hit like a baseball.
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Above statement makes entirely no sense to me.
and I hate baseball, but it still kicks the ass of a game that uses terms like "wicket". Where the hell were you playing a game? Hogwarts
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hey dont blame anyone else for your ignorance. i would accept you saying baseball kicking the ass out of cricket, if you knew what cricket was. im not sure the term 'wicket' is particularly taxing but I guess we have a few more rules than 'hit ball and run'
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you can't really harp on old sgt for doing something that you turn around and do yourself, lover.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:50:28 EDT (#)
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scourge, dude, it's the red sox. you know you want to see them fail too.
SOX FAIL WOO!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:47:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-13 16:35:13 BST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:25:53 EDT (#)
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I played backyard cricket on the W-end. I fielded caught my brother out, got to bowl. Hit the wicket after three bowls, got to bat. I did not hit that ball with my bat after 10 bowls, then the first one I hit went on to the roof of the house. Anyway that one I hit, I hit like a baseball.
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Above statement makes entirely no sense to me.
and I hate baseball, but it still kicks the ass of a game that uses terms like "wicket". Where the hell were you playing a game? Hogwarts
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hey dont blame anyone else for your ignorance. i would accept you saying baseball kicking the ass out of cricket, if you knew what cricket was. im not sure the term 'wicket' is particularly taxing but I guess we have a few more rules than 'hit ball and run'
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:37:17 EDT (#)
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laughing at a man's baseball suffering is one of the gravest sins a person can commit.
>:(
and the phillies? pfffffffffft...they couldn't even sweep their series like everyone else. TAKE THAT FANS OF A TEAM THAT IS STILL ALIVE.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:35:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:25:53 EDT (#)
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I played backyard cricket on the W-end. I fielded caught my brother out, got to bowl. Hit the wicket after three bowls, got to bat. I did not hit that ball with my bat after 10 bowls, then the first one I hit went on to the roof of the house. Anyway that one I hit, I hit like a baseball.
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Above statement makes entirely no sense to me.
and I hate baseball, but it still kicks the ass of a game that uses terms like "wicket". Where the hell were you playing a game? Hogwarts?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:25:53 EDT (#)
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I played backyard cricket on the W-end. I fielded caught my brother out, got to bowl. Hit the wicket after three bowls, got to bat. I did not hit that ball with my bat after 10 bowls, then the first one I hit went on to the roof of the house. Anyway that one I hit, I hit like a baseball.
Umm two for not being cricket.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:22:46 EDT (#)
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shut it noonie
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:13:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:51:16 EDT (#)
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Go Phillies WOO!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:07:18 EDT (#)
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Read someplace that in a typical 9-inning baseball game there are about 18 minutes of actual action.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:06:24 EDT (#)
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well considering half the american rosters are from japan and south america now, it kind of is a world series.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:04:54 EDT (#)
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dont make me make a 'world series' joke
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:04:16 EDT (#)
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also there's no batting in cricket. you actually swing the bat in baseball. in cricket you just try to get the ball to bounce off it. your entire game is made of bunts.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:02:50 EDT (#)
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that's because the english don't worry about their teeth.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 11:01:34 EDT (#)
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at least our wicket keepers dont need to wear barbed wire fences in front of their faces
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:59:24 EDT (#)
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i did actually watch some baseball recently on eurosport 9 and i didnt actually see the ball hit properly. 3 times out of bounds, sliced. mostly no contact, one catch and one first base. I was watching for about 20 minutes.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:57:05 EDT (#)
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because you don't catch the balls. you flounce towards it and let them roll to you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:56:33 EDT (#)
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EI - more like:
Pop up, damn, next batter. Pop up, damn, next batter. Called 3rd strike, damn, next batter. Weak grounder, damn, next batter. Called 3rd strike, damn, next batter. Pop up, damn, next batter.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:55:13 EDT (#)
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at least we dont need massive gloves in the outfield to catch the fucking ball
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:53:59 EDT (#)
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at least they run around a "track" instead of back and forth between two pegs.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:52:18 EDT (#)
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strike one - miss
strike two - miss
strike three - miss
ok someone else have a go
strike one - miss
and so on
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:51:16 EDT (#)
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Go Phillies WOO!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:50:45 EDT (#)
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as opposed to cricket, yes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:49:14 EDT (#)
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is this baseball?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:49:10 EDT (#)
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oh fucking snap @ below
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:47:45 EDT (#)
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Dear Noonie,
There's not an appropriate word that can be used to summarize, exemplify and translate the hate I have in my heart for you right now. In the female undercarriage of life you are the untended-to episiotomy wound and, appropriately, you stink.
Best,
O
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:46:36 EDT (#)
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oh
snap
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-13 10:46:21 EDT (#)
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what, what, whay does this mean, someone shat on someone?