Ubersite has lost its mojo... (819 hits)
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Submitted by yewslus (View user info) at 2009-10-13 16:40:14 EDT
Wow. 4:37pm EDT and only 5 other posts from today?
What the FUCK happened? Any old-timers still here?
Is Method still on steroids?
Does 1.21gigawatts still drive a fake Infiniti?
Is Envenom still hitting the pipe trying to get resin hits?
Has anyone raped Lojope lately?
Did Kristen have any more kids?
Does Lady Plural still have nice cans???
Is Bart still alive, or is this place running itself?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-23 16:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not as much as I was a few years ago - about once a week now, primarily just on Saturdays.
But I am strongly considering getting back in pretty much full time and being much more active - especially if I lose my job.
Uber will be the second to know!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2009-10-23 13:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They should rename it Shlongysite. Hell, that's worth +2ing your own post...
How's the life of a true playboy these days, Shlongy? Been hittin' the tables much?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-23 12:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm thinking about posting again before the year is over. That oughta save Uber.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2009-10-23 11:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In case you didn't know... ;)
Submitted by Hyperbole (user info) at 2009-10-23 11:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, this is pretty pathetic, huh? How random that we should happen to stop by for a visit at the same time. Good stuff...
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2009-10-23 11:11:33 EDT (#)
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Fuck all of the lurkers.
That's why this frigging post is STILL on the FRONT PAGE.
Good to see Jack, Apollo, Loki, Shlongy, Envenom, and the rest of you motley fools.
All the rest of you freaks can lick the dried shit from the folds of my pucker.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2009-10-19 00:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber sucked back then too...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-10-18 22:55:33 EDT (#)
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Ubersite has been going downhill ever since Khanrad left
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Khanrad
Sumbitch had style.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2009-10-18 14:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thankfully no need for resin hits brother.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-15 17:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-10-15 13:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Then DO something about it.
Christ! I hate all these assclowns moaning about how shit Uber is these days! Youre as bad as people who complain about politics but who wont just grab themselves an M40 and a telescopic sight and DO something about it.
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A one-word post inspiration for you, TTOM.
*ahem*
Canjitar.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-10-15 13:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Then DO something about it.
Christ! I hate all these assclowns moaning about how shit Uber is these days! Youre as bad as people who complain about politics but who wont just grab themselves an M40 and a telescopic sight and DO something about it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-10-15 02:13:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2009-10-14 09:43:54 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you could.....stop bitching and write something decent
just a thought
loki!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2009-10-15 01:30:41 EDT (#)
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Nigga spoke troof.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2009-10-14 19:34:19 EDT (#)
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Balls
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-10-14 16:50:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-13 16:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...those people are long gone - although there have been a number of oldtimer sightings as of late
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-10-14 15:37:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOMVeY
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-10-14 14:20:43 EDT (#)
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1.21 was a homo. So was Sorrell.
The real missing stars are Cystmaster, Circe, and Electro
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2009-10-14 13:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ran out of ideas.
you don't even know who i am.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-14 12:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you should take uber back.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-10-14 12:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've hidden it.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2009-10-14 10:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you could.....stop bitching and write something decent
just a thought
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-14 09:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haven't seen any of them post anything in years.
Wait...envemon posted something last week, but it was his first in ages.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-10-14 09:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-10-13 23:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been here 4 years and most of those people were gone before I got here.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-10-14 08:52:25 EDT (#)
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I didn't read this, but thought you should know: Last night, I had a dream that I was making a porn video with the character "Suri" from 30 Rock, so when I woke up, I made some baby batter for you to cook up some spermcakes with.
You're welcome.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-10-13 23:36:29 EDT (#)
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I've been here 4 years and most of those people were gone before I got here.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-10-13 22:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off, bitch.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-10-13 22:41:26 EDT (#)
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gay
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-10-13 22:03:28 EDT (#)
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NO
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-13 19:21:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-10-13 13:53:24 PDT (#)
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Those people are all dead and I am now running this.
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this is true. i'll vouche for her.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty sure it was terrible campaigns trying to tell people that Lucazade would cure their leprosy that killed Uber Beano. p.s. How's the being a fat cunt with a personality disorder working out for you?
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heh heh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uber sucks...and this post didn't help matters much.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty sure it was terrible campaigns trying to tell people that Lucazade would cure their leprosy that killed Uber Beano. p.s. How's the being a fat cunt with a personality disorder working out for you?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:31:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2009-10-13 16:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart died a long time ago. I have since taken over his account.
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Fuck off, Method.
Submitted by MissedMe (user info) at 2009-10-13 17:04:46 EDT (#)
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Uber has been shit since twats like Red started being the poliss.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2009-10-13 16:57:12 EDT (#)
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Bart died a long time ago. I have since taken over his account.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-10-13 16:53:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-10-13 16:53:24 EDT (#)
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Those people are all dead and I am now running this.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2009-10-13 16:46:36 EDT (#)
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I can't believe it. At least I pushed Boobs of Uber back onto the front page...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-13 16:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
jesus, those people are long gone - although there have been a number of oldtimer sightings as of late