Paris Hilton or a Hole in the Ground? (957 hits)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2009-10-18 08:22:04 EDT
If that corporate slut puts any more cocks inside her she might as well fuck a train. Dear God, why would anybody take pride in being a useless whore with no education? She's like Ashley Dupre without sex appeal or the ability to give a decent blow job... Ergh, I've seen that creepy sex tape, it's like watching the incredible Hulk having an epileptic fit while taking a shit, I've been more aroused by Angela Lansbury's acting in "Murder she wrote".
Its beyond me how this bulimic scrag can be famous for glamorising stupidity, doing nothing and fucking Jews like Hitler on ecstasy... She is the poster child for why society is such an armpit, turning thousands of 14 year old mall rats into crack whores, "That's hot", right? Jesus, even her catch phrase sounds like something a whore would say, right after getting shot in the face with caffeine-ridden seamen by an anonymous truck driver through a glory hole.
Paris, you haggard mole, if there was such a thing as Karma, you'd be born in a basement to Josef Fritzl and your first words would be muffled by your pillow as he raped you for even thinking about recording a song. You're like that show "Two and a half men" except Charlie Sheen fucks whores and you're a useless cunt.
I was going to write another paragraph, but I'd rather see my dad in a bukkake video.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-21 11:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You make Doodles look clever.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-10-21 04:45:50 EDT (#)
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"society is such an armpit" earns you two points.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2009-10-21 00:21:03 EDT (#)
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An unoriginal thought expressed poorly.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-10-20 22:21:13 EDT (#)
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So RELEVANT!
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-20 18:13:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 17:24:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:56:25 EDT (#)
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Nope... I just knew you would respond to my last insult... yes, you're that predictable.
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No? Really? I thought I had drawn that ejaculating penis on Perez Hilton's face http://www.ubersite.com/m/123276. I'm glad it wasn't me as I would probably look like a total closet case pillowbiting homosexual. I guess you're a saltine cracker and also gay. :(
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Predictability... *tag* you're in.
...and if i were gay, i would tell you, because i don't think there's anything wrong with it. hmmm
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-20 17:56:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-20 12:30:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-20 05:06:56 PDT (#)
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ergh... I won't correct your failed assumptions, but your attempt at unintentional wit is making me drink more scotch...
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more like rootbeer, I'll wager.
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i dislike root beer... lost again, just like your entire life, right?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 17:24:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:56:25 EDT (#)
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Nope...
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No? Really? I thought I had drawn that ejaculating penis on Perez Hilton's face http://www.ubersite.com/m/123276. I'm glad it wasn't me as I would probably look like a total closet case pillowbiting homosexual. I guess you're a saltine cracker and also gay. :(
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-20 12:30:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-20 05:06:56 PDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:30:21 EDT (#)
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But please post more of your predictable, bland, and overdone opinions, because everyone wants to know. Maybe you could do an entire series about how you hate broccoli, or how math is dumb.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:25:58 EDT (#)
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It means you're a loser. And not even one of those interesting, culturally colorful losers Berty loves, but a plain, white bread saltine suburban variety loser.
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ergh... I won't correct your failed assumptions, but your attempt at unintentional wit is making me drink more scotch...
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more like rootbeer, I'll wager.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:56:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:45:30 EDT (#)
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Right. Transference. Because I'm the one who felt the need to post about how much he hated some rich woman who doesn't impact his life in any way.
I assume I'm also the one who fills his little blog with the latest tidbits on what celebrity he hates, knowing that the world is hanging on my every sticky keystroke?
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Nope... I just knew you would respond to my last insult... yes, you're that predictable.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:45:30 EDT (#)
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Right. Transference. Because I'm the one who felt the need to post about how much he hated some rich woman who doesn't impact his life in any way.
I assume I'm also the one who fills his little blog with the latest tidbits on what celebrity he hates, knowing that the world is hanging on my every sticky keystroke?
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:18:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:13:06 EDT (#)
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Go on. Post about how you're really a 32-year-old well-adjusted CFO of a Fortune 500 company. Tell us about your yacht and the pool of money you swim in every night after banging you supermodel wife. Then dig up some pics on Google to justify said claims. It's obligatory at this point.
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Again, i'm assuming an insight to your failed personal aspirations...?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:13:06 EDT (#)
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Go on. Post about how you're really a 32-year-old well-adjusted CFO of a Fortune 500 company. Tell us about your yacht and the pool of money you swim in every night after banging you supermodel wife. Then dig up some pics on Google to justify said claims. It's obligatory at this point.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:06:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:30:21 EDT (#)
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But please post more of your predictable, bland, and overdone opinions, because everyone wants to know. Maybe you could do an entire series about how you hate broccoli, or how math is dumb.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:25:58 EDT (#)
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It means you're a loser. And not even one of those interesting, culturally colorful losers Berty loves, but a plain, white bread saltine suburban variety loser.
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ergh... I won't correct your failed assumptions, but your attempt at unintentional wit is making me drink more scotch...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But please post more of your predictable, bland, and overdone opinions, because everyone wants to know. Maybe you could do an entire series about how you hate broccoli, or how math is dumb.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It means you're a loser. And not even one of those interesting, culturally colorful losers Berty loves, but a plain, white bread saltine suburban variety loser.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-20 06:41:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-19 09:59:41 EDT (#)
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Do you also hate:
* Britney Spears
* Reality TV
* Your parents' stupid "rules" <-------------------- ?
* Narcs
* Jocks <------------------------------------?
* That chick in algebra class who thinks you're creepy because you carved her name in your wrist <---?
* People who don't "get" you? <------------------?
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This subliminal insight to your life is quite unsettling, I hope you don't accidentally kill yourself while auto-erotically asphyxiating.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-19 15:13:02 EDT (#)
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icarus
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2009-10-19 14:02:25 EDT (#)
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you sound fat
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-10-19 12:59:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-19 09:59:41 EDT (#)
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Holy shit.
Dude.
You hate Paris Hilton?
You've established that she is a slut?
That is...
Wow.
I mean
Hold the phone
It's like Woodward and Bernstein, dude. Majul Cartoons, you've effectively just shown the world a NEW WAY OF THINKING.
Do you also hate:
* Britney Spears
* Reality TV
* Your parents' stupid "rules"
* Narcs
* Jocks
* That chick in algebra class who thinks you're creepy because you carved her name in your wrist
* People who don't "get" you?
Dude, you need to inform the world about this IMMEDIATELY, because obviously we aren't worthy of holding a fucking opinion without YOU FIRST TELLING US WHAT IT IS. GET POSTING, BOY.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-19 09:47:39 EDT (#)
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Shlongy fucked her.
Submitted by DoYouBadly (user info) at 2009-10-19 09:08:14 EDT (#)
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Fuck yeah!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-19 08:00:27 EDT (#)
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she's a vapid twat
and so are you.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-19 03:27:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kittycat87 (user info) at 2009-10-19 02:46:21 EDT (#)
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you have stupid hair, you look like the fag from No Doubt. No, no, the really faggy one.
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I vomited up things funnier than that
Retard
Submitted by kittycat87 (user info) at 2009-10-19 02:46:21 EDT (#)
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you have stupid hair, you look like the fag from No Doubt. No, no, the really faggy one.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-19 01:54:52 EDT (#)
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ergh... not one insult is worthy of a come back
morons
Submitted by Industrial (user info) at 2009-10-18 15:09:03 EDT (#)
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Why so angry? Did Paris Hilton personally hurt you?
Submitted by zenarchy (user info) at 2009-10-18 14:41:17 EDT (#)
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Condensed to four syllables ...who gives a fuck... would give you a -1....
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-18 14:27:07 EDT (#)
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I will +2 the Shlongy/Ghola tape.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-10-18 12:22:36 EDT (#)
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what are you going to post about next? The pamela anderson and tommy lee sex tape?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-18 11:55:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2009-10-18 10:49:40 EDT (#)
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Also: This post was crap, I agree with everything Else iddqd said, and majul should crawl back into his grave.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2009-10-18 10:49:03 EDT (#)
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"because she is more successful that all of them (and you) in every possible facet of life,"
Every possible facet? How is she succesful apart from the fame and wealth? Are those really the only goals you see in life, IDDQD?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-10-18 10:27:11 EDT (#)
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for once, you actually have a point, but you still get an auto -2 for life.
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-10-18 09:17:18 EDT (#)
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None of the below. I don't do rice and blacks are minority here.
it's early afternoon ,and economy is fiction.
continue your sucking, pictureboy.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-18 09:08:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-10-18 09:03:43 EDT (#)
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Thanks for being the greatest loser on Uber.
It was about time someone took over the flag.
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Thanks moron, hmm, if you're from australia... why are you up so late on a school night?
If you're from america, Thanks for fucking the economy
Moron
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-10-18 09:03:43 EDT (#)
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Thanks for being the greatest loser on Uber.
It was about time someone took over the flag.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-10-18 08:50:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-10-18 08:37:57 EDT (#)
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Ergh... no, she shouldn't be given a free pass. She's like george bush, just because we know someone is an idiot we shouldn't stop saying it until the're gone.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-10-18 08:37:57 EDT (#)
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shes so passe as a topic its ridiculous, because every douchebag like you who thinks getting angry about her is a hilarious subject for a blog did it 5 years ago. now they (and now you should) realised that everything they said is a sadly ironic joke on themselves, because she is more successful that all of them (and you) in every possible facet of life, and all she really did to get there was get fucked on bad camera. oh, and get born (or adopted, i cant remember) to billionaire parents.
nonetheless, there are shitloads of brainless heirs/esses, and none are as famous/successful as her. she 'made' it, and boring nobodies like you are inexplicably writing bad rants about her, when clearly the only rational response is to just fucking ignore the worthless piece of shit, and leave her to advertising and marketing companies to fawn all over.
ps. you suck. it would have been better for the entire world if you hadve instead just held down the letter 'q' for five minutes, and posted that instead.