throw momma under the fuckin train (1644 hits)
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Submitted by Bub$(not the bubba devoid of humor) (View user info) at 2009-10-20 07:22:56 EDT
i'm ashamed to say this stupid whore is australian.
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Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-10-29 13:40:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-10-25 00:46:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-10-24 02:20:35 EDT (#)
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well that alter didn't last long bubba.
(unfunny bubba, not this bubba who's funniness I reserve judgement on)
Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-10-23 13:43:13 EDT (#)
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It's hard not to laugh at this.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-10-23 05:31:50 EDT (#)
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you're just plain sad. you should be fulfilling your bucket list, not wasting your time (you have left)trying to interact, in any which way you can on the internet.
aren't there some child porn pictures you should be taking/searhing for/looking at/rubbing one out to, you filthy fuckin child molester?
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-22 19:08:39 EDT (#)
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Oh, you SO funny. Dipshit.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-10-21 05:50:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mamboabouttostrike (user info) at 2009-10-20 15:02:01 EDT (#)
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Totally worthless post.
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much like your comment, cunt drip!
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2009-10-20 18:29:13 EDT (#)
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I blame ghosts. just look at all those shadows darting around.
Who ya gonna call? DCFS
Submitted by mamboabouttostrike (user info) at 2009-10-20 15:02:01 EDT (#)
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Totally worthless post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 14:18:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 17:00:43 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 23:49:45 WST (#)
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why does that come as a surpise!!
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Well you never write about her (is it a her?) and I always just picture you as the type of guy to only date dumb blondes, bonk them on the third date and the next morning sneak of without calling them again......
Don't fuck with my mental imagination again!!
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who said she isnt a blonde ;)
kinda
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 12:10:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-21 00:02:26 WST (#)
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I hated having to draw neonates. Talk about difficult! Tiny vein, even tinier needle, fragile, moving target. And, if I was actually having to go into the vein, it meant the kid was sick. Which increased the difficulty to an insane level.
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Yeah that would be sad and hard with hyper vigilant stressed parents looking over your shoulder.
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Night Uber.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 12:02:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:56:57 CDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 23:47:21 WST (#)
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She was so big, she lost a FULL SIZED TV REMOTE in her rolls.
Dear lord.
I wanted to weep but I was too busy trying to feel out a vein buried deep within the depths of her arms.
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The next kid, next set of blood tests I told a different lady the story. She got a vein first try and said the woman must have been an idiot.
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She was. And a piss poor shot. I had a 98% success rate. When I would miss, it was because of a damn good reason.
I hated having to draw neonates. Talk about difficult! Tiny vein, even tinier needle, fragile, moving target. And, if I was actually having to go into the vein, it meant the kid was sick. Which increased the difficulty to an insane level.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 12:00:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 23:49:45 WST (#)
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why does that come as a surpise!!
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Well you never write about her (is it a her?) and I always just picture you as the type of guy to only date dumb blondes, bonk them on the third date and the next morning sneak of without calling them again......
Don't fuck with my mental imagination again!!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:56:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 23:47:21 WST (#)
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She was so big, she lost a FULL SIZED TV REMOTE in her rolls.
Dear lord.
I wanted to weep but I was too busy trying to feel out a vein buried deep within the depths of her arms.
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Made me LOL.
I once had a phlebotomist accuse me of doing drugs. When I was pregnant I had to go and have the usual blood tests, at the time I was skin and bones, being my first baby. Anyway I found out I have really tiny veins, the lady after poking me with the needle about 3 times, trying to get a vein. Looks up at me and said "Have you ever been a drug user, because all your veins are shot."
Here I am pregnant, not even twenty and thin. I was mortified. Going red would have made her even more suss. She had to use my hand in the end. On top of that she gave me huge junkie bruises up my arm and in my hand. The next kid, next set of blood tests I told a different lady the story. She got a vein first try and said the woman must have been an idiot.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:53:33 EDT (#)
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takes his dates out for a TV dinner in a public bathroom below...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:49:45 EDT (#)
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why does that come as a surpise!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:47:21 EDT (#)
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I've got lots of stories! Hell, just look at some of the positions I've held!
Here's one (a brief one) about taking care of a fattie.
We had a woman admitted to the Med/Surg unit. They had to get one of the special beds out of storage (they called them the Big Bob beds) just to accomodate her weight and width. One day I had to draw some blood from her. I had to tie two torniquets together to get around her arm.
Anyway, while I was feeling her arms, desperately looking for a suitable vein, her nurse and her husband where looking for something in her bed. The woman kept saying "It was here just last night. It couldn't have disappeared."
After more searching, flipping the sheets, the woman goes "Oh! Wait a sec." She heaved herself sort of onto her side, stuck her hand up under one of her massive rolls, and pulls out the remote control to the TV. "Here it is!"
She was so big, she lost a FULL SIZED TV REMOTE in her rolls.
Dear lord.
I wanted to weep but I was too busy trying to feel out a vein buried deep within the depths of her arms.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:45:29 EDT (#)
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EI is in a relationship? Do tell monkey man.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:41:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 16:36:26 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 23:26:32 WST (#)
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i sense a bit of sexual tension between tuts and hatman........
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Cept unlike some people we do have long term functioning relationships with real humans of the opposite sex......
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2 years is long enough for me, im getting the itch!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:38:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 23:28:41 WST (#)
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Nope. Not a nurse. Just a long time healthcare worker. Over the last several millenia (yes I'm that old) I've held these positions
CNA (certified nurses aide)
Pharmacy Tech
Medical coder and secretary
Morgue attendant (yes I'm serious) and fill-in Pathologist's assistant (autopsies and whatnot)
Emergency Room admissions clerk
Laboratory bench tech (could only do Drug tests, Urinanalysis, microbiology set-up, Strep-A) and Senior Phlebotomist (the needle lady)
Now I work in Clinical Research
But to answer your question TuTus, yes I have (CNA). There isn't enough love or money in the world to get me to do that kind of work again
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Yeah mum is a registered nurse and hates the fatties. The only problem with growing up with a nurse for a mum is that dinner table stories put you off your food and any hypochondria you feel like playing on gets shot down in the ass.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:38:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:36:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 23:26:32 WST (#)
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i sense a bit of sexual tension between tuts and hatman........
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Cept unlike some people we do have long term functioning relationships with real humans of the opposite sex......
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we do??.....uhhh I mean YEAH!!!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:36:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 23:26:32 WST (#)
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i sense a bit of sexual tension between tuts and hatman........
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Cept unlike some people we do have long term functioning relationships with real humans of the opposite sex......
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:28:41 EDT (#)
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Nope. Not a nurse. Just a long time healthcare worker. Over the last several millenia (yes I'm that old) I've held these positions
CNA (certified nurses aide)
Pharmacy Tech
Medical coder and secretary
Morgue attendant (yes I'm serious) and fill-in Pathologist's assistant (autopsies and whatnot)
Emergency Room admissions clerk
Laboratory bench tech (could only do Drug tests, Urinanalysis, microbiology set-up, Strep-A) and Senior Phlebotomist (the needle lady)
Now I work in Clinical Research
But to answer your question TuTus, yes I have (CNA). There isn't enough love or money in the world to get me to do that kind of work again.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:26:41 EDT (#)
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or hartman
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:26:32 EDT (#)
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i sense a bit of sexual tension between tuts and hatman........
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:25:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:19:15 EDT (#)
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If I were that fat, I would call myself Moby and take to the seven seas. Srsly though, how sad must their lives be?
I suppose it depends on what they are eating......
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no doubt!
hmmmmm yeah I would wanna call myself the white whale, put me out to sea and have Patrick Stewart (AKA Jean Luc Picard) sail on a boat after me, spouting lines from Moby dick as he gaffs me to death....AWESOME
If his chest were a cannon he would have fired his heart upon it..."from hells heart I stab at thee, for hates sake, I spit my last breath at thee"
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:19:15 EDT (#)
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If I were that fat, I would call myself Moby and take to the seven seas. Srsly though, how sad must their lives be?
I suppose it depends on what they are eating......
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:06:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:03:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 22:56:19 WST (#)
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Naw. We still got the most fatties anywhere. Sure, you and Britain may be following close behind, but I think we're still the fattest.
Somewhere there is an American who feels proud about that.
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You're a nurse hey FG?
Ever had to move a fatty? Or clean their bedsores?
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If I ever get so fat that someone has to clean me, and take care of bedsores Im proclaiming this now.....drop me from a crane at its peak into the ocean, I want to make the biggest wave/belly flop ever recorded by a human...
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 11:03:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 22:56:19 WST (#)
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Naw. We still got the most fatties anywhere. Sure, you and Britain may be following close behind, but I think we're still the fattest.
Somewhere there is an American who feels proud about that.
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You're a nurse hey FG?
Ever had to move a fatty? Or clean their bedsores?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:56:19 EDT (#)
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Naw. We still got the most fatties anywhere. Sure, you and Britain may be following close behind, but I think we're still the fattest.
Somewhere there is an American who feels proud about that.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:54:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-20 22:52:52 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 06:04:40 PDT (#)
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Nah can't be bothered. What sort of marinade do you put on your ribs? Because we get ribs here but they are massive fat ones with meat, fat and pork skin on them. If you fry or barbeque them they burn, but the skin stays flexible and the only way to eat pork skin is crispy. So I do them in the oven, if we have them, because the fat makes me sick.
American ribs aren't that fatty hey?
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no, but Americans are.
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So don't eat them?
I think Australia has overtaken America now as the fattest nation. I shall hang my head in shame.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:52:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 06:04:40 PDT (#)
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Nah can't be bothered. What sort of marinade do you put on your ribs? Because we get ribs here but they are massive fat ones with meat, fat and pork skin on them. If you fry or barbeque them they burn, but the skin stays flexible and the only way to eat pork skin is crispy. So I do them in the oven, if we have them, because the fat makes me sick.
American ribs aren't that fatty hey?
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no, but Americans are.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:51:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:48:14 PDT (#)
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lungfish
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smirks
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:49:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:48:14 CDT (#)
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lungfish
LMAO!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:48:14 EDT (#)
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lungfish
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:47:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 22:40:54 WST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:37:10 CDT (#)
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forensic, tiger lilly and merlina
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Just you wait.
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So who is Sophia?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:40:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:37:10 CDT (#)
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forensic, tiger lilly and merlina
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Just you wait.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:40:36 EDT (#)
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LOL @ BELOW
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:37:10 EDT (#)
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forensic, tiger lilly and merlina
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:35:23 EDT (#)
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who the fuck are the golden girls?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:24:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 22:23:27 WST (#)
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i already have a banana!
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This is one you can chew.....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:23:27 EDT (#)
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i already have a banana!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:22:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 22:20:26 WST (#)
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oh yeah, old hartmans so funny, no wonder you fuckers like the golden girls.
goes off to sulk.
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Awww *throws EI a banana*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:20:26 EDT (#)
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oh yeah, old hartmans so funny, no wonder you fuckers like the golden girls.
goes off to sulk.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:17:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:13:43 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 15:06:44 BST (#)
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I have the most horrified expression on my face.
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come here and i bet i can make you look more horrified.
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its like the "thousand yard" stare except in England its called the "E.I. took me out on a date friday night" stare...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:17:15 EDT (#)
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woooah wooah woooah giggity
im not an animal :(
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:16:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:13:43 PDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:08:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 15:06:44 BST (#)
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I have the most horrified expression on my face.
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come here and i bet i can make you look more horrified.
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its like the "thousand yard" stare except in England its called the "E.I. took me out on a date friday night" stare...
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LOL
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:14:54 EDT (#)
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alright ;)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:14:29 EDT (#)
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g g g g giggity
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:13:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:08:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 15:06:44 BST (#)
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I have the most horrified expression on my face.
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come here and i bet i can make you look more horrified.
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its like the "thousand yard" stare except in England its called the "E.I. took me out on a date friday night" stare...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:08:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 15:06:44 BST (#)
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I have the most horrified expression on my face.
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come here and i bet i can make you look more horrified.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:06:44 EDT (#)
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I have the most horrified expression on my face.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 10:06:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:59:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 21:50:45 WST (#)
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mmmmm thats a nice combo, hot/sweet, makes the pallate kinda lose its mind! Smoked salmon is good, but you havent LIVED until you've eaten smoked ribs covered in a BBQ rub. Its all the amazing flavor of ribs, covered in a delicious seasoning, not BBQ sauce mind you, but a spice rubbed in. Hell my mouth is watering as we speak thinking about it...
Ahhhh Father Christmas....no Kris Kringle? is that an "American-ism" as well?
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Yeah, if I ever come to America I will eat some ribs. My favourite food at the moment is either garlic prawns or beef bourguignon... MMmmm
A Kris Kringle is Secret Santa, you know those work things where you pull someones name out of a hat and you have to buy them a crappy gift.
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I didnt know that Kris Kringle had that "secret santa" distinction. I just thought it was for agnostic parents that dont know what to tell their kids at christmastime. Garlic Prawns? must be tough to get some play from your man after downing a bunch of those eh?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:59:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 21:50:45 WST (#)
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mmmmm thats a nice combo, hot/sweet, makes the pallate kinda lose its mind! Smoked salmon is good, but you havent LIVED until you've eaten smoked ribs covered in a BBQ rub. Its all the amazing flavor of ribs, covered in a delicious seasoning, not BBQ sauce mind you, but a spice rubbed in. Hell my mouth is watering as we speak thinking about it...
Ahhhh Father Christmas....no Kris Kringle? is that an "American-ism" as well?
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Yeah, if I ever come to America I will eat some ribs. My favourite food at the moment is either garlic prawns or beef bourguignon... MMmmm
A Kris Kringle is Secret Santa, you know those work things where you pull someones name out of a hat and you have to buy them a crappy gift.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:57:51 EDT (#)
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Fake, but amusing.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:50:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:43:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 21:34:44 WST (#)
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They are pretty good! You can come over for tea anytime :) Yes there is nothing better than a lightly seasoned steak medium rare, just pure awesome. I guess you could say im more of a naturalist when it comes to that sort of thing, I mean if Im going to make kebabs, I cook them in such a way that you get alot of the vegetable flavor infused into the protein you are using (whether its steak, chicken or pork...even fish for that matter). Plum sauce meatball? Never heard of that, is it sweet?
You all believe in Santa? I figured you would have some sort of bushman "present giver" or something....hehe
Im hoping that Santa brings me a smoker.....goddamn that would be sweet. THEN the BBQing will begin.
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Thanks mate! Plum sauce meatballs are sweet, but chilli hot as well. Very yummy with rice.
We in my family call him Father Christmas, my mum used to get cross as a kid if we called him Santa because Americanisms are bad.
The smoker would be nice, smoking isn't a huge thing here, but we went to a resturant that served a smoked fresh salmon and it was really tasty. So I wouldn't mind trying it myself. I really hate cooking the same dishes over and over.
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mmmmm thats a nice combo, hot/sweet, makes the pallate kinda lose its mind! Smoked salmon is good, but you havent LIVED until you've eaten smoked ribs covered in a BBQ rub. Its all the amazing flavor of ribs, covered in a delicious seasoning, not BBQ sauce mind you, but a spice rubbed in. Hell my mouth is watering as we speak thinking about it...
Ahhhh Father Christmas....no Kris Kringle? is that an "American-ism" as well?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:49:43 EDT (#)
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is that a gif?
for some reason its just an image for me.
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stupid work IE.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:45:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-20 21:33:59 WST (#)
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DID SHE GET HURT???
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The baby didn't Shlongy, if that's what you mean?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:43:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 21:34:44 WST (#)
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They are pretty good! You can come over for tea anytime :) Yes there is nothing better than a lightly seasoned steak medium rare, just pure awesome. I guess you could say im more of a naturalist when it comes to that sort of thing, I mean if Im going to make kebabs, I cook them in such a way that you get alot of the vegetable flavor infused into the protein you are using (whether its steak, chicken or pork...even fish for that matter). Plum sauce meatball? Never heard of that, is it sweet?
You all believe in Santa? I figured you would have some sort of bushman "present giver" or something....hehe
Im hoping that Santa brings me a smoker.....goddamn that would be sweet. THEN the BBQing will begin.
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Thanks mate! Plum sauce meatballs are sweet, but chilli hot as well. Very yummy with rice.
We in my family call him Father Christmas, my mum used to get cross as a kid if we called him Santa because Americanisms are bad.
The smoker would be nice, smoking isn't a huge thing here, but we went to a resturant that served a smoked fresh salmon and it was really tasty. So I wouldn't mind trying it myself. I really hate cooking the same dishes over and over.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:34:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:22:15 EDT (#)
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The ribs sound so yumm, I wish I could invite myself to tea. But yeah, I agree with you about marinating a steak, I like those with salt and pepper and a little bit of blood coming out. Chicken kebabs, ribs and I do a really nice plum sauce meatball, all taste better after a marinade. You can do a really light one of olive oil, lemon juice and herbs if you want something that isn't so over powering.
We have a huge barbeque, but I would like a little webber for doing some roasts and smoked meat in, but I will have to wait till after christmas now. Unless Santa brings me one.
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They are pretty good! You can come over for tea anytime :) Yes there is nothing better than a lightly seasoned steak medium rare, just pure awesome. I guess you could say im more of a naturalist when it comes to that sort of thing, I mean if Im going to make kebabs, I cook them in such a way that you get alot of the vegetable flavor infused into the protein you are using (whether its steak, chicken or pork...even fish for that matter). Plum sauce meatball? Never heard of that, is it sweet?
You all believe in Santa? I figured you would have some sort of bushman "present giver" or something....hehe
Im hoping that Santa brings me a smoker.....goddamn that would be sweet. THEN the BBQing will begin.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:33:59 EDT (#)
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DID SHE GET HURT???
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:22:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 21:12:55 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:04:40 EDT (#)
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Nah can't be bothered. What sort of marinade do you put on your ribs? Because we get ribs here but they are massive fat ones with meat, fat and pork skin on them. If you fry or barbeque them they burn, but the skin stays flexible and the only way to eat pork skin is crispy. So I do them in the oven, if we have them, because the fat makes me sick.
American ribs aren't that fatty hey?
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nah they arent THAT fatty, I mean they are depending on where you get them. My butcher trims them pretty well. The thing is with ribs you dont WANT all the fat off of them, thats where the flavor is, but theres a fine line between delicious and slimy. I dont EVER marinade any meat that I cook, in my opinion it just kills the natural flavor of it. When I eat steak or chicken I wanna taste steak or chicken. Maybe I put some sea salt and cracked pepper on a steak, but thats it. Anything else gets no marinade and very few simple spices, grilled to perfection on a real charcoal grill.
When I cook my ribs I cook them in a crock pot, slow and steady. I put them in this morning and by the time I get home they will "fall off the bone" ready to eat.
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The ribs sound so yumm, I wish I could invite myself to tea. But yeah, I agree with you about marinating a steak, I like those with salt and pepper and a little bit of blood coming out. Chicken kebabs, ribs and I do a really nice plum sauce meatball, all taste better after a marinade. You can do a really light one of olive oil, lemon juice and herbs if you want something that isn't so over powering.
We have a huge barbeque, but I would like a little webber for doing some roasts and smoked meat in, but I will have to wait till after christmas now. Unless Santa brings me one.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:12:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:04:40 EDT (#)
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Nah can't be bothered. What sort of marinade do you put on your ribs? Because we get ribs here but they are massive fat ones with meat, fat and pork skin on them. If you fry or barbeque them they burn, but the skin stays flexible and the only way to eat pork skin is crispy. So I do them in the oven, if we have them, because the fat makes me sick.
American ribs aren't that fatty hey?
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nah they arent THAT fatty, I mean they are depending on where you get them. My butcher trims them pretty well. The thing is with ribs you dont WANT all the fat off of them, thats where the flavor is, but theres a fine line between delicious and slimy. I dont EVER marinade any meat that I cook, in my opinion it just kills the natural flavor of it. When I eat steak or chicken I wanna taste steak or chicken. Maybe I put some sea salt and cracked pepper on a steak, but thats it. Anything else gets no marinade and very few simple spices, grilled to perfection on a real charcoal grill.
When I cook my ribs I cook them in a crock pot, slow and steady. I put them in this morning and by the time I get home they will "fall off the bone" ready to eat.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:11:26 EDT (#)
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i use pepperberry rub for ribs...mmmmmmm
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:04:40 EDT (#)
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Nah can't be bothered. What sort of marinade do you put on your ribs? Because we get ribs here but they are massive fat ones with meat, fat and pork skin on them. If you fry or barbeque them they burn, but the skin stays flexible and the only way to eat pork skin is crispy. So I do them in the oven, if we have them, because the fat makes me sick.
American ribs aren't that fatty hey?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:58:08 EDT (#)
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Right I am making this a post.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:57:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:50:50 EDT (#)
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Because I like a T-bone, but doesn't the presence of a bone make it a chop? Just a discussion I was having ealier.
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I dunno if it makes it a chop....I mean most "chops" like lamb or pork DO have a bone in them, but at the same time usually it isnt the T bone. I dunno, it could be very possible that im talking right out of my ass.
Im having short ribs tonight. No question about what those are.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:50:50 EDT (#)
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Because I like a T-bone, but doesn't the presence of a bone make it a chop? Just a discussion I was having ealier.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:38:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:17:42 EDT (#)
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Letterman is ikky. I mean I like old guys but he is creepy.
What type of steak do you like Hartman?
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hmmmmmm my desire to be sophisticated wants to say Filet Mignon
But my inner fat kid prefers quantity not quality, so gimme a london broil anyday...
Why?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:22:53 EDT (#)
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Awful!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:17:42 EDT (#)
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Letterman is ikky. I mean I like old guys but he is creepy.
What type of steak do you like Hartman?
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:15:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 08:01:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:52:53 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but think of all the money I am going to make telling my story to magazines and a current affair.
I is gonna be Famous!!!!!
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SUPERB!!!!
Just be careful if you get on Letterman....I hear he's got "roaming" fingers...
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:52:53 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but think of all the money I am going to make telling my story to magazines and a current affair.
I is gonna be Famous!!!!!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:46:31 EDT (#)
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good lord....TuTs you really should be more careful....
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:36:25 EDT (#)
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Thats why prams have brakes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:33:37 EDT (#)
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Thats horrible!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-20 07:29:18 EDT (#)
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I read about that and have been waiting to see it in gif format for some time, thanks.