Why is it so impossible to do ANYTHING these days? (230 hits)
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Submitted by BLT (View user info) at 2009-10-22 04:21:51 EDT
And I'm not an idiiot. I just tried to buy an older album I used to enjoy on Amazon. I was fully willing to pay the price, I had no problem paying full price or (since I was very drunk) even TWICE (twice; no way, twice?) But after I had filled out fourteen credit card applications and arranged for several bank loans I still could not get my album.
LOOK. I just want to hear some music from my childhood and I am not going to share it with you because it is too embarrassing but just because I want to hear this particular music does not mean I should have to go through this kind of BULLSHIT. Believe me, I have already bought this album and have listened to it. I see no reason to buy it again. BUT I WILL!!!! SHOW ME THE CASHIER! LET ME MAKE A DEAL! I WILL BUY IT AGAIN, JUST LET ME DO SO!!!!! SALLY WALKER ALREADY HAD TO APPLY FOR A BULLSHIT CREDIT CARD WHAT ELSE DO YOU PEOPLE NEED? WHY ARE YOU YOU PEOPLE KEEPING THIS FROM ME AND WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE??????????
Much Love,
BLT
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Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-10-22 13:28:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-22 05:16:08 EDT (#)
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... It has just occurred to me that I have never had a a barbeque in America. This is monstrous
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Corn Nugget is having a get together at her place on 11/6, I bet there will be a barbecue!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-10-22 12:41:13 EDT (#)
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... It has just occurred to me that I have never had a a barbeque in America. This is monstrous.
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Well fly yourself on over! We'll have some chicken wings and some pulled pork sometime!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-22 07:51:35 EDT (#)
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I have a checking and savings account on the one card, pretty normal here.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-10-22 07:45:13 EDT (#)
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Berty, ther are many types of accounts here in the USA. A chacking account is different from a savings or money market account. Ummm... I'm not sure yet how but I'm sure they all serve distinct purposes. Like a savings account has a higher APR. Okay, that's all I got. What do you want me to say? American banks are scum and thieves? I ALREADY KNOW THAT
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-22 07:30:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-22 05:16:08 EDT (#)
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The other thing I have never properly understood is what Americans eat for dinner.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/120751 or perhaps the souls of third-world babies.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-22 06:36:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-10-22 11:18:17 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-22 04:29:50 EDT (#)
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couldnt you just use your debit card??
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I WAS USING MY DEBIT CARD, THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM
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you should learn how to download music, its the new thing
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-10-22 06:18:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-22 04:29:50 EDT (#)
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couldnt you just use your debit card??
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I WAS USING MY DEBIT CARD, THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-22 05:43:44 EDT (#)
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They probably just heard your accent and leapt to the conclusion that you'd want your burger cooked properly rather than chargrilled into boot leather.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-22 05:27:39 EDT (#)
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I had a beefburger in NYC and other than it being the size of whoppi goldbergs head, i asked for medium well done, which a) was an odd question for a burger and b) when it arrived, blood was dripping from it.
urgh
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-22 05:16:08 EDT (#)
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The other thing I have never properly understood is what Americans eat for dinner. There are no oven chips in the shops and every American I've known either eats out or has ready meals.
... It has just occurred to me that I have never had a a barbeque in America. This is monstrous.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-22 05:07:58 EDT (#)
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i whole heartidly agree with berty
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-22 05:07:10 EDT (#)
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It's hard in America. I tried to use an ATM over there once and you wouldn't believe the strange, otherworldy, questions it asked.
What the hell is a checking account anyway? I just want a big button that says "get money" and a smaller button that says "see how much money you got".
It was all exceedingly un-gangsta.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-22 04:47:53 EDT (#)
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I feel your pain.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-22 04:29:50 EDT (#)
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couldnt you just use your debit card??
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-10-22 04:26:45 EDT (#)
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now I don't even fucking want it anymore.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-22 04:23:42 EDT (#)
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i cant help thinking you are being a retard, hmmmm