Traffic Helicopter Camwhores are the BEST Camwhores (1075 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.18 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rowan (View user info) at 2009-10-27 18:37:03 EDT
I'm bored and feeling in need of attention. So I have decided to put myself up for auction, of sorts. Secretly, I'm hoping for a bidding war. I've just gotten my heart ripped out, and I needs me a man to help soothe the pain. So, without further ado, I give you.... me.
24 year old female, 5'4", measuring 36DD-32-38. Red hair, green eyes, full lips, pierced tongue, has an ass that was apparently "made from a mold of perfect". Exceptionally bright, witty, and funny. Likes: hockey, T.O., cooking, reading, art, drinking, rockshows, and lively discussion. Dislikes: folding laundry, emptying the dishwasher, and stupid people. Medicated nymphomaniac, needs LOTS of physical attention and direct sunlight to flourish. Given to watching wrestling twice a week, and yelling at Around the Horn and PTI. Slightly clumsy, and known to crash into things. Destresses with bubble wrap.
Any takers?
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-11-03 04:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
uber's very own succubus.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-11-02 23:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-10-31 03:45:00 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For some unknown reason this reminded me of you :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG3dPnD1SGo
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thanks! thats an army of hotness, for sure.
Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-11-01 00:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-28 18:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's true...I have matured now that I've turned 60.
Check this out: http://www.ubersite.com/m/64248
Please bear in mind that this "list" was compiled after being on this site for only EIGHT MONTHS.
I think there's been a few added to the list over the past 4 years.
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You're off by ten years, you stupid man,
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-10-31 06:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For some unknown reason this reminded me of you :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG3dPnD1SGo
Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-10-30 22:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this something uber likes? I think it is shit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-30 17:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-29 11:50:53 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110854
and i may as well get subsection C in here while i'm at it
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-29 11:46:49 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112413
part 378 of this dramatic series
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-10-29 11:13:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88685
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secondary shockwave...welldone, my droogs
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-10-30 16:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, did you steal this pic from the internet or 1993.
To be believable, the quality HAS to be better.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-10-29 17:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your ass is made out of some kind of mould, that's for sure.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-29 14:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110854
and i may as well get subsection C in here while i'm at it
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-29 14:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112413
part 378 of this dramatic series
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-10-29 14:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88685
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-10-29 13:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just know that pathological liar still trolls Uber.
Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-10-29 13:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-10-28 20:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
two bits
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-28 18:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's true...I have matured now that I've turned 60.
Check this out: http://www.ubersite.com/m/64248
Please bear in mind that this "list" was compiled after being on this site for only EIGHT MONTHS.
I think there's been a few added to the list over the past 4 years.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-10-28 17:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you just get your heart ripped out by the same person that told you your ass was made from a mold of perfect? Either way, you might not want to read so much into that sort of thing.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-10-28 16:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:43:43 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy matured some while you were gone jonny. he has moved away from the heavy usage of 'dipshit' and puts more focus on heavy handed sarcasm now.
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FOR REALS????
Wow, things have changed - I kinda liked the old Shlongy though, he was great (and old)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy matured some while you were gone jonny. he has moved away from the heavy usage of 'dipshit' and puts more focus on heavy handed sarcasm now.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:31:52 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BY HER, DUMBASS.
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well, yeah, that's true.
well anyways, _I_ thought it was humorous - I know you're not a big fan of this - perhaps I'll dig up my favourite Shlongy hate post of all time (actually, that will take some doing, there are so many)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BY HER, DUMBASS.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-27 17:16:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE...TO DEATH.
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Really? By who, tell us O Bald One, we are waiting.
Don't worry dipshit, you'll get your turn next!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
classic
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-10-28 08:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hawt!
Actually, not really.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-28 07:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boo!
I like Cookie. She's nice.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
milky?
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2009-10-28 02:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll give you seven dollars to NEVER camwhore again.
When did Dick Butkis shave the mustache and grow tits?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-28 00:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-23 15:02:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX is the prettiest girl on ubersite.
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I prefer your camwhores.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-28 00:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for all the years of meaningful contributions to the site. You deserve a medal.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-27 23:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
to slightly change a popular saying:
i never fuck with anybody who buys lithum by the barrel
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-10-27 22:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll have to remind : http://www.ubersite.com/m/123555#2939929
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-27 20:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE...TO DEATH.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-27 18:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Classic!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-27 18:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-27 22:53:05 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-27 15:44:58 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gods, it's almost like JonnyX swapped his username and made a pointless post with it.
Could have at least put some decent lingerie in it, Jonny.
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I'll have you know that this is a very famous Ubersite-picture - it's the face that launched a thousand breakfasts.
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Thanks for the history lesson, but still, should'a stuck with the only thing you do well.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-27 18:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-27 15:44:58 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gods, it's almost like JonnyX swapped his username and made a pointless post with it.
Could have at least put some decent lingerie in it, Jonny.
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I'll have you know that this is a very famous Ubersite-picture - it's the face that launched a thousand breakfasts.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-27 18:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gods, it's almost like JonnyX swapped his username and made a pointless post with it.
Could have at least put some decent lingerie in it, Jonny.