Thanks, Mike! (667 hits)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2009-10-28 06:25:15 EDT
If recent catastrophes surrounding the North East of England's biggest club weren't enough, it's been announced today that club owner Mike Ashley plans to sell the naming rights to St. James' Park.
If we're lucky, and we're not, we'll end up with something like 'The Adidas Arena' or 'The Coca Cola Champions Stadium'.
The grim reality however, is far, far worse.
Thanks, Mike, you fat cunt.
Link (for the uninformed): http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/8329055.stm
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:20:51 EST (#)
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It can't get any worse.
Still, it's free national publicity for him, so he might make some money and invest a bit more.
Doubt it though. Tight cunt.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-11-04 07:43:53 EST (#)
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Newcastle United have announced their stadium will be known as the sportsdirect.com @ St James' Park Stadium for the immediate future.
Brilliant.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2009-11-03 10:46:56 EST (#)
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Horrible. Useless. Full of Suck. No one cares about your fucking island.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2009-10-31 09:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least it can't be as bad as the Gaylord Entertainment Center.
with a bit of luck we will be promoted but with Hughton at the helm it will be straight back down.
Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-10-29 13:36:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-10-28 18:20:56 EDT (#)
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Meanwhile : http://www.badassoftheweek.com/voytek.html
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-28 15:16:56 EDT (#)
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I vote for 'Babycham Swilling Poofter' stadium as the new name - catchy, innit?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-28 14:25:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-10-28 18:05:16 GMT (#)
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have you SEEN American Television? I'm happy to pay the BBC
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It shouldn't be mandatory though.
Community access channels in America are awesome. So's BET.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-28 14:08:54 EDT (#)
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A few years ago, Mile High stadium where the Broncos plsy was renamed Invesco Stadium. That is really stupid.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-10-28 14:05:16 EDT (#)
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have you SEEN American Television? I'm happy to pay the BBC
Fuck Mike Ashley. What an epic cunt.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:57:36 EDT (#)
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Shitty output?
The Chuckle Brothers doesn't write itself you know.
Have a bloody word.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:55:47 EDT (#)
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Around here a bank went bankrupt, while owning a stadium and sponsoring the local team.
last week the fans of the visiting team threw 'money' on the field, for the hometeam was ' a little short on cash', and needed some 'help'. Fucking hilarious.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:53:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:52:19 EDT (#)
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Yeah, we have to pay the BBC each year for their shitty output.
Awesome, innit?
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holy christ, thats criminal.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:52:19 EDT (#)
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Yeah, we have to pay the BBC each year for their shitty output.
Awesome, innit?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:48:36 EDT (#)
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you could name it the "POHM PARK"
is it true you have to pay a tax to have a television in your home?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:43:09 EDT (#)
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You American Drake?
I understand that you guys think it's acceptable to play at 'The Staples Centre' and 'The Vodaphone Arena' and shit like that, but in Britain we like to name stuff properly.
This is a travesty, you callous fucker.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:36:06 EDT (#)
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Who gives a shit?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:31:31 EDT (#)
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Buttloads of cock.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:27:00 EDT (#)
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They should call it "DESPERATELY NEED AN ORTHODONTIST PARK"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:25:48 EDT (#)
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cock though right?
cock breath
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:21:38 EDT (#)
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I've never been near a diseased pussy, let alone an Eastern European one.
Enjoy your AIDS dude.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:17:56 EDT (#)
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You got that wrong again, you oaf. It's:
Your sister is your mother,
Your uncle is your brother,
You all fuck one another,
The Norwich family.
Your version doesn't make sense.
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I know :(
Thanks for calling me an oaf though, I expected worse.
Oh and hurty your face looks like a eastern europeans diseased pussy
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:15:01 EDT (#)
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My inlaws are from Norwich and I've got to admit, I've got a soft spot for the Canaries. Horrible colour of top though - like a bastard mix of Flora and Utterly Butterly.
EI - it's scientific fact that there is 47% inbreeding in Bristol than Norwich. There's also 62% more bestiality due to the proximity of Wales.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-28 12:14:07 EDT (#)
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You got that wrong again, you oaf. It's:
Your sister is your mother,
Your uncle is your brother,
You all fuck one another,
The Norwich family.
Your version doesn't make sense.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 11:46:02 EDT (#)
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your father is your mother
your sister is your brother
you only fuck each other
the narrrwich family
do dodo dodo do
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-28 11:42:00 EDT (#)
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I like our kit. We all look ace in it.
Turn heads we do.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-28 11:35:41 EDT (#)
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At least we don't have a horrible yellow strip.
Oh, wait.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-28 10:37:42 EDT (#)
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Do you remember a few years ago when the Geordies dressed the Angel of the North up as a scarecrow do ward off bird flu?
Maybe you could disguise the place as a football club? That might help.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-28 08:17:04 EDT (#)
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I'll pretend to know what this is about.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-10-28 07:45:09 EDT (#)
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You should get Royal Mail to sponsor. A bunch of lazy fucks who never turn up to work sponsoring a bunch of lazy fucks who never turn up to work.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-28 07:37:00 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-28 07:30:39 EDT (#)
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Haha!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-28 07:16:56 EDT (#)
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Dervel, I fear you are right.
Smokey Joe should see us right.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3384/3556558208_b3f24e80f6.jpg
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-10-28 07:13:45 EDT (#)
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Greggs can attract the likes of Paddy McGuinness, I fear you may be aiming to high.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 07:10:01 EDT (#)
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Ian Wright and Ron Atkinson, the dream team!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-28 07:08:11 EDT (#)
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They should get Ian Wright off that god awful Channel 5 show. At least he'd be entertaining.
Mind you, since the Beeb love the BNP now, that's maybe not such a great idea.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:53:11 EDT (#)
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They should get rid of that retarded woman who reads out texts and emails, I dont tune into a show to listen to what other fans have to say. Plus she knows jack shit about football.
'we have a text here from an angry fan in walsall, saying he doesnt like the manager'
well whoopie fucking do, now shove it up your ass.
I want to listen to experts and that doesn't include Steve Claridge and Leroy Rosenior!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:47:43 EDT (#)
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The format of that bag of shit programme makes my eyes hurt.
Why are they in a shitty basement?
Why is that woman reading out 'e-mails'?
Why does the camera keep zooming around?
Couldn't they have printed the logos properly onto that glass panel instead of the shitty faded out versions?
Why is a man who knows less than nothing about football presenting?
FUCK!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:44:39 EDT (#)
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Oh, don't get me started on sky sports or worst of all the BBC! Since Newcastle and Middlesborough got relegated, they are the only teams mentioned at that atrocious Football League Programme!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:39:22 EDT (#)
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Look at the scumbag cunts that you see on Sky Sports whenever anything happens to do with the club and you get a good idea of the retards that follow.
Shameful.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:35:56 EDT (#)
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I use to like Newcastle but over the last few years i have realised that a certain section of Newcastle fans are disillusional, arrogant and retarded.
You arent a big team, you never will be.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:32:50 EDT (#)
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EI, at this point, not beating you cunts is the least of my worries.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:30:58 EDT (#)
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yeah you cant even beat the mighty Bristol City
dirty northern bastards
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-28 06:30:36 EDT (#)
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BWUAHAHA!
'praps you should get Matalan in. Or Lidl.