No good decisions are ever made during a panic (497 hits)
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Submitted by Genko (View user info) at 2009-10-28 20:05:24 EDT
Now take that man to the hospital.
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2009-10-31 04:00:39 EDT (#)
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Troof.
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-10-30 08:07:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-29 14:31:38 GMT (#)
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Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh crap...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid.
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tuts i think i love you
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-10-30 02:02:42 EDT (#)
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to fix it
Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-10-29 13:35:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-29 12:36:13 EDT (#)
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I slammed a roll of salami in asshole....for fun!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-29 12:24:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-29 10:31:38 EDT (#)
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Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh crap...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-29 10:00:49 EDT (#)
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who am i to break a streak?
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-10-29 01:08:52 EDT (#)
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Looks like they musta been a little short on news that day.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2009-10-28 20:50:33 EDT (#)
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-1
Do it yourself abortions are always a good idea.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-28 20:31:46 EDT (#)
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You might need this +1, Orville....