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Submitted by Perkman. (View user info) at 2009-10-29 15:25:41 EDT


I was up for 32hrs studying for chemistry, Bio, and history for a midterm today. It was funny a girl in my history class bombed our final. As soon as we walked out of class she started to hyperventilate and cry. Her words were as follows...

"I didn't even get to the second question; I didn't have enough time, (tear) if I fail...f...f... this test I can't get an A in this class. I don't (tears rolling down her face profusely) I can't... I can't... (Hyperventilating starts, she like had a breakdown and starts breathing hard, crying and had to sit down. They called a couple teachers to calm her down.) The funny part this happens quite a bit at the UC schools. Kids go insane because school is so competitive and insane. I mean some of these kids are cutthroat and will lie to you about studying, homework, and lie about turning things in, rip pages out of the library books. I have seen it done. This happens all the time at the top UC's. (Berkeley, UCLA) I heard down in LA a kid cut a girls throat that was his lab partner. Having had crazy FOB Asian partners in Chemistry... I'm not saying he is justified... but I kind of get where he was coming from. ( sucks in teeth.... "oooohhh ... um.. that sounded bad didn't it? Fuck. A little bit too much, too soon?)

I walked by. The test was hard as fuck. It was 1 hr 2 complex questions on basically the entire last 5 weeks of class. The minimum was 5 pages each on each answer for a total of 10 pages. It was hard as fuck. Not going to lie. I think I did alright. 9 other kids flunked the test. Our midterm is 50% of our grade. They blew it. But on my quote I was thinking of last night while I was on adderall studying. This phrase just came to me as I thought about giving uber a poem. Tell me what you think it means. I think it is a good quote to apply to a lot of things. Socrates or Schlongy type philosophy even.

"Sometimes people want more than the sun"- Perkman09'


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Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2009-10-29 17:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-10-29 15:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who the fuck would run an alter for 3-4 years or someshit?
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I argue with you 100% percent!

The idea is lardaceous!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-29 17:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no youtube soundtrack to listen to while reading = -2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-29 17:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-10-29 15:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Can't wait for halloween. Going to be Green Lantern Bitches!!!!

--

Ghey; cannot beat a foe wearing a yellow rain slicker.


Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-10-29 16:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i read it.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-10-29 16:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What is it that the sun wants, turd-skillet?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-29 16:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You mean, you're not studying to be an English Professor???

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-10-29 15:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bro, I did a camwhore with my arm and it read "Jaypig is gay" or something.

Sorry, buckaroo. I have a future in trying to go to Med School, or Law School plus I'm doing some other things that are important. This site isn't that important for me to give out my personal information. This isn't facebook. Plus I don't need my face out there. I'm not method. I'm everything I say that I am.

You, really think I could have made up all those posts with a consistent storyline about my life and what I have done for the last 3-4 years? are you insane?

I have a life, I have friends, girls to fuck, I'm in a frat, sports to play. I don't take this place that seriously. Sorry this is like you're hangout.

Actually that is quite sad... you... "care about this place" Don't you?

Bro, thats fucking sad. Truly, sad.

But I'm not an alter. Just good ol' Perkman.



Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-29 15:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Boring alter is dedicated.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-29 15:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dedicated alter, that's who.

Anyfuck, where do you want me to administer your ass whooping alter?

And, furthermore why not camwhore if you are not an alter? You can put it all to rest that easy. Just make sure you have a sign with Perkman in the vicinity.

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-10-29 15:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, douche are you the douchebag 30k millionaire who has pictures of himself all over the place?

I'm not method. I'm Perkman. have been for about 3 years now?

who the fuck would run an alter for 3-4 years or someshit?

I'm Perkman. Fucking idiot!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-29 15:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey wannabe, I would smear your ass in the ground in any arena. And who the fuck is a ginger here, Method?

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-10-29 15:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Remember when I told you I would kick you're ass sico?

The offer still stands. Douche!

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-10-29 15:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, douchebag ginger I'm not an alter. I'm perkman stupid fuck.

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-10-29 15:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have to go study for chem in about 30mins.

I'm going to all three study sessions. Haha life is a bitch.

Can't wait for halloween. Going to be Green Lantern Bitches!!!!



Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-29 15:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dedicated alter is boring.


Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.

-- Homer Simpson
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