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Bang! (502 hits)

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Rating: 0.93 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Offspring (View user info) at 2009-10-30 10:36:34 EDT


Bang!

A flash in the pan; a short cosmic wisp of feathery electrostatic splinters out in directional tangents trying to touch something, anything. Afar, but not too far mind you, a voracious circus of gluttony is being held, the performers are water droplets racing to the Earth, the audience an expecting sea of prairie grass. The trees are afraid. They tremble and weep flailing their arms in a wild display of pageantry, the wind giving an uproarious mask to the shouts and pleas for mercy.

Almost, but not quite grounded the branches of the white tree rage skyward for they are lost. You see, they have no eyes and make travel by sense of touch and feel. Ubiquitous neutrinos drifting through the excited atoms accept energy resonantly from a number of such excited nuclei in the ravenous attempts of complete oblivion. Plasma floats through the darkening sky pushing itself onto other forms of matter with out a worry about the elemental basis for their existence.

The shattered ice that masks the horizon is about to become excited. Watch closely as the delighted sky embarks on a second long foray into the cosmos, a quick villainous grin speckles its face. And it danced, oh boy did it dance! It stole the show, the curtains have drawn early but if you sit in your seat long enough a second show will start with a new cast. This time a new star will be borne and a new show stealer is waiting on the sidelines.

Bang!


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Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-10-31 03:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


+2 GIF
-2 Shitty writing

Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-10-30 22:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this looks like something a twelve year old boy would write, the kid who stays at home because no one likes him, so he reads insttead.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-30 20:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

There is no more awesome lightning that that in monsoon season in Singapore. When the storms come in off the water, Gods are created and destroyed.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-10-30 18:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Science

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-30 18:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Lack o' interest...

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-30 17:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-30 07:40:39 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i dig this.

Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-10-30 16:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That gif is my wallpaper on my laptop.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-30 13:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 my alter.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-10-30 12:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-30 12:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-30 12:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BOOM?

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2009-10-30 11:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't trust lightening.




Or God.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-30 10:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think I missed the point on this one.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-10-30 10:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-10-30 10:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i dig this.


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