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I Got The Call Yesterday (928 hits)

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Rating: 0.96 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Yozz (View user info) at 2009-10-30 16:15:15 EDT


Never give up your dreams.

"I have always known
That at last
I would take this road.
But yesterday,
I did not know
It would be today." -Narihira

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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Make sure you call back.

Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2009-11-02 18:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't get a call today, not a single one, have a +2 and share in my happiness at the only quiet Monday I've ever had at work.

Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-11-01 19:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-11-01 09:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way

--

I used to think that song went: "I can see all icicles in my way." I stopped knocking the icicles off our porch after that.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-11-01 16:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you have aids?

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-01 09:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The terrible case of syphilis has finally cleared up and you are not going to go mad?

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-11-01 09:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.

I think I can make it now, the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is the rainbow I've been prayin' for
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.

Look all around, there's nothin' but blue skies
Look straight ahead, nothin' but blue skies!

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.


Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-11-01 00:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

your rating will go WAY down if you don't tell us what you mean, you hideous asshole.


Explain what you be talkin' about, george!!!!!!!!!!!!



Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-31 20:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Green Card.

Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-10-31 20:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They approved your Hoveround?

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-10-31 14:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-10-31 00:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well i for one am goddamned proud of you.

Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-10-30 22:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He's going to Zimbabwe to be a missionary. Fuck that, demand to be on top.


Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-10-30 22:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-10-30 17:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've been struggling to get it for over 10 years. And no, its not a BJ.
-------------------------------------------

Was it a rim job? Cause I can't seem to get one either. Any tips?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-30 22:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Guessing "You're a daddy" or "You're going on AZT for whatever constitutes the rest of your life".

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-10-30 22:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it a lifetime supply of hotdogs?

Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-10-30 21:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Does this mean anything? Explain and the rating migght go up.


Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-30 20:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-30 18:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes, it is a fountain of knwledge
-----
...and yet it when it counts, you don't get an "o".

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-30 18:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes, it is a fountain of knwledge

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-10-30 18:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

EI, do you ALWAYS think with your dick?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-10-30 18:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

erection?

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-10-30 18:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jack, I'll see you in your wildest dreams.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-10-30 18:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Well good for you! *hugs!* And NOW aren't you glaad we nagged you about keeping up on the hormone shot regimin, Miss 'Oh God Not Another Prick?'!


Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-10-30 18:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Pen-name. God knows I need one.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-10-30 18:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy, any day, any time, any call, any amount.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-30 18:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Buying drinks for Shlongy?

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-10-30 17:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Coming out of the closet is a good thing. Shout it to the world.


Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-10-30 17:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

new liver?

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-10-30 17:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank you Orphelia. Yes, its wonderful. I've been struggling to get it for over 10 years. And no, its not a BJ.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-30 17:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This makes me think something wonderful has happened to you, I hope I am right.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-10-30 17:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Its even deeper than you realize. Below street level, in fact.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-10-30 17:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hope it was a good call. Nice quote btw, that's pretty damn deep.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-30 16:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ryder Cup captaincy in 2012?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-10-30 16:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


AIDS?



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