Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"Work is the scourge of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. Jesus.
  2. Rise and fall of Uber?
  3. Tweeter Does Starbucks
  4. New Product Evaluation: C...
  5. This site should be more l...
  6. What really goes on at a u...
  7. Desire and Humanity
  8. Why do people believe in i...
  9. When will women stop sendi...
  10. A Holiday Greeting From My...
more...
Most Heated
  1. Jesus. (105 heat)
  2. Sleep now? (42 heat)
  3. This site should be more l... (26 heat)
  4. When will women stop sendi... (24 heat)
  5. What's your Theme Song, Ub... (22 heat)
  6. Why do people believe in i... (18 heat)
  7. This isn't creepy at all... (17 heat)
  8. Random Pictures III (17 heat)
  9. New Product Evaluation: C... (17 heat)
  10. Super Important Question (16 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1217373 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (774725 hits)
  3. How The Hell Do I Get Out ... (507959 hits)
  4. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (427575 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (384019 hits)
  6. How To Pick Up Chicks (352732 hits)
  7. Knockoff porn movie titles (328006 hits)
  8. My J-Date Misadventure (317882 hits)
  9. Masturbating on Skype with... (314328 hits)
  10. Badass Australian Cows (275579 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1573456 hits)
  2. S. William Moore II (1563185 hits)
  3. Razor (1537152 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1497776 hits)
  5. Sydeburnz (1434283 hits)
  6. MickGinny (1401162 hits)
  7. loki (1144317 hits)
  8. Jonukah (1085005 hits)
  9. VACANCY (1072675 hits)
  10. Sayonara (1066984 hits)
  11. weeeeep (1027542 hits)
  12. Obama Fofana (994510 hits)
  13. Yankees! (981284 hits)
  14. Tom (923672 hits)
  15. THE MIGHTY APOLLO (847995 hits)
  16. I Got A Life So I Don't Ha... (834177 hits)
  17. ++TIGER++ ++LILLY++ (815731 hits)
  18. Sorrell (806023 hits)
  19. Wally (798714 hits)
  20. RIP™ (779306 hits)
  21. Tremble, hetero swine! (760857 hits)
  22. Phallic_Cymbals (752900 hits)
  23. RON PAUL 2008! (749830 hits)
  24. HIDDEN101 (741781 hits)
  25. Will Zone (728643 hits)
  26. T then ToM (720389 hits)
  27. User Blocked (714889 hits)
  28. iddqd (701559 hits)
  29. kaos-king (688265 hits)
  30. kaos-king (670795 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

In the end, there can be only one. GRUEBERFEST 2009 WINNAR! (699 hits)

Category: None

Rating: 1.8 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Gonefiguring the Gruemaster (View user info) at 2009-10-31 09:53:20 EDT


It was a dark and stormy night on the bloodsoaked Uberground. The Arena echoed with the rage of past battles as the final two contestants began. The fighters were strong and their weapons formidable, assuring a fierce battle. And so it was. At the end, one had fallen to join the ranks of the defeated undead.

And at the end, one remained. That one will hold the title of the new Gruemaster for the coming year. I give you the New Gruemaster... DUCKY!

At the stroke of midnight tonight, Ducky the Gruemaster will ascend the Throne of Horror and Gonefiguring will fade into obscurity.

Remember, Ducky: With great power comes great responsibility (and great perks). Remember. Rememmmberrrr.....



grUeBERfest09WINNAR.JPG (77 kB)

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-11-05 17:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://reallylose.ytmnd.com/

Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-03 22:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats to Ducky the WINNER! Excellent contest.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-11-03 21:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for managing to run a contest without JAck completely cheating all the way through with his altars and fucking it up for the talented writers on this site.

--

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-10-14 16:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh, I was actually ogng to submit something, but then had o run out of town last week, and frankly didn't have time.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-11-03 12:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for managing to run a contest without JAck completely cheating all the way through with his altars and fucking it up for the talented writers on this site.


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-11-02 16:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats to Ducks.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for managing to run a contest without JAck completely cheating all the way through with his altars and fucking it up for the talented writers on this site.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-11-02 10:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-11-01 20:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/255962


Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-11-01 12:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OML Ducky the Gruemaster...rofl.

It was a lot of fun reading everyone's stories...so good - TuTs thank you for an awesome final round! Thank you Skrap for hosting it, and Jack for starting the whole thing.

So what kind of perks are we talking here Skrap? Is someone going to mail me a pair of slippers if I promise to wear them responsibly?

I'm also not sure why peckerhead thinks I'm from Toronto.

Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2009-11-01 09:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Great fun and some fine writing to be sure. Ironically, there seemed to be very good sportsman/woman-ship throughout this blood-and-gore-fest. Hell, I nominate JoeyG for Mr. Congeniality. Congratulations Ducky, from Toronto, Canada, and nice work running the whole show, Skrap. - looking forward to more competitions like this already.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-01 08:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, TuTs, I'd probably have got my nerd on and done a 3D solid CAD model of your name, grabbed a series of images of it from various angles, stuck each one into a separate low-res copy of the comp chart, strung them together in an animated GIF, and used that as the post image. Then there would be the chart with your name revolving in the winner's spot.

Or maybe a bunch of gold-covered Egyptian caskets and Victorian-era gentlemen looking disdainfully surprised.

Probably the GIF, though.

Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-11-01 00:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-31 22:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and if I had won, what picture would you use for me?
---------------------

One with a girl with huge boobies, the kind with monster nipples that poke out into the air about an inch and a half. The kind other girls want to suck and cum on. Yum!!


My female parts are twitching for you, baby.



Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-31 22:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and if I had won, what picture would you use for me?

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-31 22:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So what does she win?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-31 19:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So, when does this contest start?

I have my submission all ready to go.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-31 15:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ducky, it was a pleasure to read your stories.

Fuck, it was a pleasure to read ALL the stories in this contest.

Skrap - Good job hosting this thing.

Ducky - you do realise that this is now your arena to arrange for next year......


FTR.

Out of all the tales, my favourite was Jack's 'Doublewide'. The boy with the dog face was fantastic.

Ducky's 'Petrified' comes a close second.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-10-31 10:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations, Ducky. Nice job running the contest, Skrap.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-10-31 10:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks to all who participated and voted! Really good stuff got put down in this contest. Special thanks to Jack for starting the whole deal *two-handed finger-gun point thing*. Already looking forward to next year's grUeBERfest X!


You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather
feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I
sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Night Out