let the noob bashing begin (1013 hits)
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Submitted by Seaghdha (View user info) at 2009-11-01 01:53:50 EDT
Introductions are always awkward aren't they? How much should you say? Will it be rude to just say your name and that's it? I suppose you could mention work...where do you draw the line at? Perhaps it's better to have someone do the introducing, but when you are wandering in to unknown territory, your chances of finding someone is slim. I'm always afraid of babbling on about myself or saying something that for the time is TMI, and now they will think I'm a psycho killer freak and will avoid me like the bubonic plague. Maybe their eyes start to glaze over and I'm too busy talking at the moment to notice and when I muster the courage to actually shut up and look, I realize that they aren't standing anymore and are indeed passed out on the floor from the sheer boredom I caused.
I fear it will happen again. Till then, I will practice here. Hello my name is, Seaghdha. Yes I know its the masculine form, yes I know I'm a female...look, I was desperate to come up with a name and literally brain dead, it was either this or Chaise, so shut up. In the meantime, Sea will be fine, or C...actually C would be quite fitting as I think I am completely average. See...There I go rambling.
Quickly before I bore your ears off, I work at a hotel, the midnight front desk clerk...oh...so many things to talk, rant, yell, scream about but that will have to wait till after you recover. I could ramble off a list of likes and dislikes but that's pointless for now, just remember I have a difficult problem capitalizing my "i"s and most likely in future posts they will not be, no I don't have spell check, I use an archaic writing tool,(Notepad) it forces me to think and re-read and sometimes things slip through regardless, and there will be times of complete and utter nerdness.
Now it's your turn if you are still awake.
Be gentle, I'm sensitive.
-S
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:25:32 EST (#)
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"no I don't have spell check,"
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Might want to find some...
heh
Nice to meet you.
Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:47:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-11-03 22:25:37 EST (#)
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Fuck, this wasn't even interesting.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-03 12:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you John Seghada?
if so, then fuck yourself with a rusty nail.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2009-11-03 12:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-11-03 12:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the resident Irish hippy flower child and I like your name.
Feck to the haters.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-11-03 12:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
gfy
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-03 04:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i dont like your username
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-11-03 04:10:09 EST (#)
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this is your 48th account, isn't it... decided to continue with your little "experiment".
obviously your front desk job at the motel is no longer providing enough disposable income to keep up your therapy sessions with dr. phil, eh jay?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-11-02 17:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-11-02 16:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to meet up with you for Tea!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Clearly a fatty. Pass on the tits and just GTFO.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
a female jaypeg, great
Here's the rulebook:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55488
Remember, you are here to entertain us, not the other way around.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-02 08:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have no doubt in my mind that you are in the 2 something to do something category, cottage cheese spilling out of your waistline, the fetid smell of you disturbing to all around. You fucked up already, Mindy because now you will have virgins like frankthebear chase you around on the internet and well, see, he hasn't gotten past his D&D stage at 34 years old and is just dying for a piece of pussy. So, you can stay, but you gotta fuck the frank. If you aren't fucking frank, tits, GTFO, etc. etc.
Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2009-11-02 07:36:39 EST (#)
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Welcome - don't worry about these bunch of cunts they are just depraved fuckwits who smelled blood in the water; after all you did invite noob bashing and ask them to be sensitive. Come to think of it... What are you? a fucking retard? Ok this post is obviously a trick or the product of a masochistic mind and you know what? I'm not playing your game so PISS OFF!!!!
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-11-02 04:19:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-11-01 11:49:28 GMT (#)
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TITS or GTFO
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-11-01 22:36:46 EST (#)
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eat a dick
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-11-01 20:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-11-01 03:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bah, don't listen to her... she's a cunt.
Oh wait? Actually she is right. This was terrible... but it had it's moments, and you seem fun.
You can't say cunt in Canada.
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Cuntada.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-11-01 19:41:29 EST (#)
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Fuck you berg I am lean and mean, as evinced by my halloween costume:
http://imgur.com/FnQz9
The packaging said 11-14 years and my 23 year old ass slipped in like Cinderella's foot.
Bitches better recognise.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-11-01 17:36:38 EST (#)
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i guarantee you weigh more than most small cars. or at least in the region.
OMG you have a grasp of gaelic! you must display it to the world!!! we're all dying to know about it!
fuck off and dont come back, we're overstocked on idiotic fat chicks here. waddle on over to some SCA forum or something were you can get the attention you want from dudes who havent seen a vagina in ever.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-11-01 17:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was bad, even for a first post or whatever this is supposed to be.
I didn't even really read this.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
CATAL HAS SPOKEN!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-11-01 12:17:43 EST (#)
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Dude working nights at a hotel is the last place you want to be if you're sensitive, with the possible exception of here. Trust me I know.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-01 09:40:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-01 22:15:57 WST (#)
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"Be gentle, I'm sensitive."
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That only works on people who are also sensitive, cupcake. Put on some Jewel, surround yourself with flowers, curl up with a Twilight book while your cat purrs in your lap, and stay out of the way.
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I wish my cat purred in my lap, horrid thing just growls and scratches. Jewel would prolly make it commit a murder/ suicide on me.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-01 09:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Be gentle, I'm sensitive."
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That only works on people who are also sensitive, cupcake. Put on some Jewel, surround yourself with flowers, curl up with a Twilight book while your cat purrs in your lap, and stay out of the way.
Submitted by Seaghdha (user info) at 2009-11-01 07:33:17 EST (#)
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This is day one of hell week right? I get 6 more days? Sweetness.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-11-01 07:31:39 EST (#)
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The best thing about oranges, is that they're, like, totally orange.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-11-01 07:24:39 EST (#)
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jgeening???
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-11-01 06:49:28 EST (#)
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TITS or GTFO
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-11-01 04:09:44 EST (#)
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oh and btw I don't know how to say your name because it's stupid. I had no idea before you brought it up and still have no idea. The only thing I have from it all is a terrible penny/copper taste in my mouth like getting a terrible disease after a meal. God I hate you.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-11-01 04:06:54 EST (#)
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Fuck you and your name. Either be more white and right or toss off.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-11-01 04:05:31 EST (#)
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You are such a whore Mr. Berg
but in a good way.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-11-01 03:51:15 EST (#)
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Phallic is a little squashy bitch.
btw.
Suck me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-11-01 03:49:05 EST (#)
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Bah, don't listen to her... she's a cunt.
Oh wait? Actually she is right. This was terrible... but it had it's moments, and you seem fun.
You can't say cunt in Canada.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-11-01 03:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's probably best if you not ever post again.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-11-01 02:16:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-11-01 01:59:04 EST (#)
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Wait a minute... you work the front desk at a hotel? JAYPEG!
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You know this occurred to me as well.
Fuck.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-11-01 02:06:59 EST (#)
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DAmn, that bitch can sing.
I mean, Angus is awesome, rather.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-11-01 01:59:04 EST (#)
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Wait a minute... you work the front desk at a hotel? JAYPEG!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-11-01 01:58:29 EST (#)
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*nor
fuck off
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-11-01 01:56:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Seaghdha (View user info) at 2009-11-01 01:53:50 EDT
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Hello my name is, Seaghdha. Yes I know its the masculine form, yes I know I'm a female...look, I was desperate to come up with a name and literally brain dead, it was either this or Chaise, so shut up.
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Yeah, we were talking about your monstrous bastardization of Gaelic, you fuckin' poseur. I was about to correct you, but I see that you are aware of your error. You may carry on, but just watch it.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-11-01 01:56:00 EST (#)
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You're neither a mick or a girl, Frank. STFU I'm trying to listen to BARBRA. Erm, I mean AC-DC.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-11-01 01:22:00 EST (#)
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Well, you could always just not write anything.