I hate India (1027 hits)
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Submitted by leenar (View user info) at 2009-11-02 13:53:28 EST
I have to say it out loud. Yes, I hate India. I hate almost everything that is Indian. Civilized humans, in whichever part of the world you are, I warn you DO NOT come to India. If you come, there is a 50-50 chance you will ever go back to your home (read about tourists vanishing from Goa? ). If you don't get killed, you'll be raped or mugged. Here are a few reasons I hate India (and I think you would too)
1. India is filthy. Just go to any market, you'll know what I mean. You'll can see people shitting and eating side by side like animals. There is filth everywhere - on the streets, in the market, in the railway station. If you have ever been to the railway station in the capital - New Delhi, you'll rediscover the meaning of filth. There is barely any beauty left in the countryside and all places of tourist attraction because of the filth.
2. Corruption. Corruption is so widespread and deep rooted and even accepted (by the spineless) that you can't get a cop to register a case without bribing him. To actually do something you'll have to bribe the entire lot. Here's a quick list of thing you have to bribe people for:
a. Getting cooking gas ( one of the most basic needs)
b. Getting a passport (big time, you probably have to bribe the entire bureaucratic order)
d. Getting almost anything done by a member of the bureaucracy.
3. Indian politicians. To state that they are corrupt is a gross understatement. Out of 545 members in the lower house of the parliament, 153 i.e - about 30 percent of them have criminal charges like murder, rape, gang war etc. against them. So much in the name of democracy. These same people have fucked the illiterate and poor population over and over again (by diverting funds meant for them) so much so that they are now some of the richest people in the country. They sport flashy and expensive cars and employ the cops to protect them from God knows who. Politics is a business in India and a damn lucrative one. I wonder why don't the terrorists kill some of these politicians. It's a total win-win. They get to kill and India gets rid of some of its worst people.
4. English. The English Indians speak is so convoluted and fucked up, native speakers of English would never understand it. For example, when somebody here says "I will always be going to the temple on Sundays" what he or she actually means to say "I go to the temple on Sundays". And everyone over here you talk to is so fucking proud of their mastery over English that it isn't even worth starting to tell them how fucked up their English is.
5. Most people here are arrogant. Humility is something that isn't there in their dictionary or psyche. Everybody behaves that they know it all they have seen it all and they have done it all. What fucked up attitude? You won't find respect for other cultures or customs. Hell, they don't even respect different cultures and customs of people from other parts of the country. When you tell them about your culture they'll lecture you on Indian culture for the rest of your life.
Get real motherfucker, every country has its own history and culture, some of them literally thousands of years old. The fact that you don't know about it doesn't automatically translate to Indian culture being superior than that culture.
Even people who have college and university degrees have closed minds. And they will cheat their way over dead bodies to make a quick buck without even thinking twice.
6. Almost nobody has any manners. You'll see people picking their noses and scratching their balls in a public place. Some of them even scratch balls while talking to ladies. They paint their buildings red with paan ( some chewable shit that isn't worth describing) wash distemper (if you know what I mean).
7. Traffic. I'll just say that there isn't any rule and I literally mean "ANY" rule at all. People blissfully drive in the opposite direction in a one way street (or even a highway) without giving a fuck.
8. Racism. It's not called racism in India. There's another name for it - regionalism. But it's the same shit. Indians openly discriminate against other Indians from other part of the country. Very recently migrant workers got beaten up in Mumbai (located in the western part of India) because they were from the eastern side of the country. I have lived for several years in 3 different countries. Except for one freak incident, I don't recall facing any discrimination because of my brown skin. There were a few occasions in the US specially where people helped me way beyond my expectations. I get discriminated against over here almost every other day.
9. Some other stats. Infant mortality rate in India is more than sub-saharan Africa. About 300 million people in India are below poverty level, earning less than a dollar a day. Progress my ass. These indicators have only gotten worse in the last 50 years.
There is one thing that I like though - almost everything is cheap. You can even get a slice of crappy ass grossly Indianized Domions pizza for the value of a dollar.
Oh and BTW, I am an Indian by birth and have live in India for more than a decade.
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-14 21:37:12 EST (#)
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"3. Indian politicians. To state that they are corrupt is a gross understatement. Out of 545 members in the lower house of the parliament, 153 i.e - about 30 percent of them have criminal charges like murder, rape, gang war etc. against them."
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Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-11-11 20:32:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:44:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-11-03 17:07:18 GMT (#)
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i have a thing for indian women, so here's a +2 in hopes of seeing your tits.
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I had consentual sex with an Indian girl. Im not sure why i added the word consentual but saying just 'sex' sounded crude.
Anyway, she wanted me too pee over her whilst she laid in my bath.
Submitted by rajiv (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:06:56 EST (#)
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Dear Leenard,
Reading your article on India made me smile because everything you write is true.
Yes, there is filth, poverty, corruption and I agree that Indians stab oneanother in the back for money, position or any other purpose. They are extremely jealous of eachother. I am not sure about racism. I would rephrase this as being a very unequal society where the caste system still exists in lower echelons of society and where this is money rather than race discrimination. Personally, my experience has been that if an Indian guy is standing next to another Indian guy and a white guy,he will ignore the Indian guy and kiss the white guy´s ass. I don´t see this as racism but as a sub-servient attitude.
But...now comes the but. Despite India´s shortcomings, I would advise you NEVER to deride one´s own culture and country in public. This is very wrong. Rather than pointing out faults and criticizing, perhaps you should analyze why India is what it is and suggest ways of improving and helping your country.
1. India is a sub-continent and has been robbed by the British. Even nowadays, the British have a divide and rule policy. E.g. Danny Boyle makes a film on the slums of Mumbai and runs away with all the money and credit for it. It is time Indians make a movie on the poverty, racism and injustice in British society. Make a film on how the British and Americans illegally invaded countries like Iraq and Afghanistan. Where are the WMD? Never found. They should be exposed for the liars and murderers they are.
2. India has an overpopulation problem. This is why there is so much poverty. Start a birth control education program and provide sex education.
3. Many Indians speek crappy English but many more speak very good English. Look at the Indians in the UK and US as well as the Indians working in call centers in India. This is just a matter of education.
4. Filth and a lack of manners arises from a lack of civic sense. Again, education can solve this. India needs expertise on watermanagement, cleanliness, hygiene and chivalry. You also seem to forget that it is a very service-oriented society and has some of the best restaurants and hotels in the world. Translate the skills required in these industries to other parts of society.
5. India has corruption but look at countries like the UK and US where there is also a lot of corruption but very sophisticated. After all, George Bush is a great example of a corrupt politician. A country like the US has 47 million people who are uninsured. 47 million!!!! Do you called that a developed country? Developed, my ass.
So I can go on and on why there are so many reasons to love India. India has never colonized other countries, unlike much of the West. India was split from Pakistan by the British. They have caused a rift between Muslims and Hindus resulting in terrorism. The root causes of this are poverty and inequality, caused by the British. India is self-reliant. Indian companies are now buying over Western companies, much to the anger of West who just cannot digest how a bunch of "curry niggers", as they call us, dare touch a "white" company.
BTW: I am also an Indian, born in India but raised in the Netherlands. Apparently, I am a very white Indian so people mistake me to be from Turkey or Lebanon. But whenever I go to India, I try and help the people and understand them, which I admit is not easy. But that is no reason to hate someone and their country. Hate results from anger and anger results from fear. Yes, India has many problems but the fact that a country with so many problems has managed to make it into the 21st century and is a rising economic power is just not acceptable to the West. They are simply jealous! That is the crux of the problem.
Rajiv.
Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:47:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sincere (user info) at 2009-11-03 19:20:13 EST (#)
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Very informative, thanks for the warning.
Submitted by leenard (user info) at 2009-11-03 12:36:45 EST (#)
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I'm all for bombing the filthy chutney-reeking fuckhole out of existence.
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Just let me know before you drop the bomb so that I can take the last flight out to Canada so that no1hasdis can racially discriminate against me and I can sue the fuck outta his racist ass.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2009-11-03 12:11:46 EST (#)
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whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-11-03 12:07:18 EST (#)
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i have a thing for indian women, so here's a +2 in hopes of seeing your tits.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-03 11:56:13 EST (#)
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i love Bollywood musicals though
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-11-03 02:58:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-02 20:36:25 GMT (#)
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I'm all for bombing the filthy chutney-reeking fuckhole out of existence.
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Better words have never been spoken.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-11-02 20:47:33 EST (#)
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I have to agree with everything you've said here. my boss at the hotel is an indian, and a total arrogant prick. if you try to talk to him, he won't make eye contact, and then in response he will mumble something while walking away. and in the two years he's been running the place, NOBODY has gotten a raise or even so much as a review.
the fucker has more money than he knows what to do with, but the rest of us on staff are practically living in poverty, and whenever anyone asks for a raise, he claims he's broke.
the only reason any of us still work there is because there aren't any other jobs to be had that pay any better.
fucking indians...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-02 20:15:49 EST (#)
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Just read "2BR02B", a short story by Kurt Vonnegut, tonight after reading this earlier today. It describes a planetary population controlled at 40 million. Looking at that picture, I'm all for it.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-11-02 19:16:39 EST (#)
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India sounds horrible.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-11-02 18:49:55 EST (#)
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That picture pretty much says it all. And what it says, smells like shit.
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-11-02 16:55:48 EST (#)
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But you forgot that India has great Tea!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-11-02 16:11:03 EST (#)
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India hates you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:52:37 EST (#)
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Thanks for bringing back Ubersite!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:49:14 EST (#)
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"I have lived for several years in 3 different countries. Except for one freak incident, I don't recall facing any discrimination because of my brown skin."
Come to Canada so we can discriminate against you, you dirty curry nigger.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:36:25 EST (#)
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India's ability to speak English is only rivaled by their ability to operate a fucking computer. I once had to explain to an Indian "technical service manager" how to browse to a fucking website. I'm all for bombing the filthy chutney-reeking fuckhole out of existence.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:24:11 EST (#)
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How do you make a cashmere jumper?
Get the Indians to plant more landmines.
How do you make a cashmere sweater?
Get the Pakistanis to do it too.
Cashmere....Kashmir...get it?
Oh bugger off then.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:16:38 EST (#)
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India is so dirty that when I watched SLumfog Millionaire it stunk up my house.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:06:26 EST (#)
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This was funny.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-11-02 15:00:26 EST (#)
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Third world countries blow.
nuff said.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-11-02 14:58:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-11-02 14:58:20 EST (#)
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I visited India once. I remember it being exactly as you describe. Vulgar graffitti scratched into the walls of the Taj Mahal. Corpses in the Ganghis river. Swarms of flies and beggars everywhere. The whole place really stunk. You should leave. Just don't come to the US.
Submitted by SensibleShoes (user info) at 2009-11-02 14:57:09 EST (#)
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In New Delhi, the time is always 7-11 on the dot (Then you poke your forehead)!
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-11-02 14:40:49 EST (#)
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India, what's gotten in da ya?
I was there for a week once, and found it magical: the mansions along the river, the extraordinary blend of every type religous temple side by side--- it reminded me a bit of Charleston without proper sanitation. It's not squeaky clean, but has a bonfire curry flavor/spirit unlike any place I know of.
It's the only place I've ever been where highway traffic is slowed by "Holy shit! That's a painted elephant in the slow lane!" --With peep riding him! and bracelets on its tusks. At night, passing a big fat painted elephant on a main highway, when stoned on something you can't even pronounce, well that's just fun.
Submitted by Digame (user info) at 2009-11-02 14:34:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-11-02 14:33:44 EST (#)
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Needs more roundabouts.
India, that is...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-02 14:29:25 EST (#)
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I demand to know what the fuck happened to 2C you cock sucking mother fucker!
Also, has anyone seen that movie "Towelhead" ?...talk about feeling uncomfortable, ugh.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-02 14:15:22 EST (#)
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But you've got Bollywood and that great jazz musician, what's his name? Taj Mahal.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-11-02 14:13:35 EST (#)
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when you fly over india, you can actually smell it
Submitted by leenard (user info) at 2009-11-02 14:06:40 EST (#)
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Before you guys tear me up, the typo in the last line went unnoticed before I posted:
Should read as:
Oh and BTW, I am an Indian by birth and have lived (the 'd' is missing in the original post) in India for more than a decade.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-11-02 14:03:00 EST (#)
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There's an Indian dude here at work who loathes going back home for a visit. He says it once took him 4 hours to go a little over 2 miles in New Dehli.