5 year Uberversary + why I am so fat (1054 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.41 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2009-11-02 16:32:47 EST
I know, why would anyone admit to such a thing?
It's actually been a strange time - this place used to be really hopping, and compelling, and now?
Now, it's more like that relative in a hospice that you used to like before the cancer made them all crazy - you just check in from time to time to see if they're dead yet, and compare war stories about the good old days when things didn't suck so bad.
<sigh>
If I even cared enough, I'd post a bunch of links to some shit posts I've made, but why? They all still suck anyways. At least I'm consistent that way. What's a girl to do?
If you want something interesting, check out The Dude Living Upstairs. A great series, in its day. And that guy actually made it our of the Uber-Cube alive!
And now, what you've all been waiting for.
I thin kthat pretty, fat girls are the best - they still look beautiful, but they're plump, because they don't give a shit - unlike certain slender horsefaced girls who are ridiculously neurotic...
User Reviews
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-08 23:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have blue corset envy.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-11-08 18:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skettymonster (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh ma lord. This here's the place to be.
wish that was you though. that picture.
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IMPOSTOR!
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-11-07 22:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
the bitch is too fat.
Submitted by skarekrow (user info) at 2009-11-07 07:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this the popularity contest entry line or the line to get in the pity party? I'm new.
Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-11-06 21:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
phoney shit
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-05 15:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skettymonster (user info) at 2009-11-05 06:50:38 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh ma lord. This here's the place to be.
wish that was you though. that picture.
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me too
Submitted by skettymonster (user info) at 2009-11-05 09:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh ma lord. This here's the place to be.
wish that was you though. that picture.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-04 15:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You might be dumber than you appear. You were already on heat due to the slowness of the site. At any rate, thanks for the hits, free advertisement, and entertainment. Quit being lazy and keep going, old timer. This is amusing :)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-04 15:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-04 11:08:34 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep going, fancy pants :) This is funny watching you spend time on me.
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thanks for the heat
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-04 14:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep going, fancy pants :) This is funny watching you spend time on me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-04 13:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha, aren't you cute going thru my old points to make your point? You truly do have your feathers ruffled and I find it hysterical. Oh noes! Minuz 2 monsterz on my old postz! Bwahahaha, old man, bwahahaah.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-04 12:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's okay, don't validate my point with your crying, fella.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-04 12:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't need a reason to retal, chum. Predictable, snookums :)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-11-04 09:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realized that it's been nearly 6 years on uber for me.
Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-03 13:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2009-11-03 09:05:28 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats on renewing your free membership every year. uber wouldn't be the same without you.
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what are you talking about, I have Ubersite Gold for $19.99 per year...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2009-11-03 12:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats on renewing your free membership every year. uber wouldn't be the same without you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-03 12:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but i do like being a fat girl...because I liek cheezburgers!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-03 11:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-03 06:12:16 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like her because her arms aren't fat. Once the arms get fat, things go pear shaped. hihi.
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y'know, now that I think of it, that's absolutely true.
Arm fat is directly proportional to hotness in fat chicks. We need to come up with a formulae to describe this.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-03 11:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Anniversary post auto -2. Nothing personal, chum. Congrats on admitting your fatness though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-03 10:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oooh nice
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-03 10:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-03 09:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like her because her arms aren't fat. Once the arms get fat, things go pear shaped. hihi.
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HIYO!
you should camwhore your arms
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-03 09:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go on a diet, you morbidly obese fuck.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-03 09:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like her because her arms aren't fat. Once the arms get fat, things go pear shaped. hihi.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-03 07:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GODDAMN that broad is fucking BOMB.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-11-02 23:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
friend of mine is running some scag across the border and i told him it'd be cool to stop off at your place for a night or so
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-11-02 22:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This motherfucking horn is STILL going off.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-11-02 22:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Saints 28, Atlanta 14 at half. WHO DAT?
Bring it to the Dome, we'll get it on, then send you back home.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-11-02 22:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, this fucking horn is still going.
My first thought was that the dude I dumped fucked with my car out of spite, but I'm pretty sure it's not my car. Can't be assed to be 100% sure, though. Waaaay too much effort and would ruin my net caloric intake with all that exercise of going down and then back up the stairs again.
Sigh.
Enough ubering for me for one evening.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-11-02 22:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thin kthat pretty, fat girls are the best - they still look beautiful, but they're plump, because they don't give a shit - unlike certain slender horsefaced girls who are ridiculously neurotic...
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I'm thin BECAUSE I'm neurotic, fucker.
For the record, I've decided to see how much weight I can gain between now and the end of the year.
There are strange things happening in my neighborhood lately. Last night there were firetrucks and ambulances at my neighbor's house across the skreet and then I had a dream my dad's house caught on fire. And now someone's horn is blaring...not beeping...it's like someone is laying on the horn and it wont fucking stop and has been going on for the past 5 minutes straight, no fucking exaggeration. Must be the full moon.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-11-02 22:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thicker version of Jewel.
Submitted by Mallow (user info) at 2009-11-02 21:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO! New account +2.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-02 20:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Some cushion for the pushin', as the kids used to say.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-11-02 19:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My user ID is lower.
I agree with pretty much everything you said though. Uber will never be what it once was. Shit happens.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-11-02 19:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where to find all the pics of fat chicks-- or any other?
Here's the only for real totally free site I trust not to fuck up my pc, with no bs registering email or any of that crap: www.boneme.com/p/fat.htm
Love you J
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-11-02 19:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some would call that chick fat, but I just call her good eats.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-11-02 18:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where do you find all the pics of fat broads?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-11-02 18:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-11-02 18:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about JonnyX
User id: 12731
Registered on or around: 2004-10-05 15:27:43 PDT
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It's actually not your uberversary.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-02 18:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about kitchens_closed
User id: 8859
Registered on or around: 2004-05-23 20:25:43 PDT
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:) OOOH 4 DIGIT UBERUSER'S GONNA TALK SOME SMACK!!!1!!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-11-02 17:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my... i've been on uber for 4 years myself.
what the hell was i thinking?
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-11-02 17:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
412 posts in 5 years.
Happy anniversary, loser.
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-11-02 16:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to meet her for Tea!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-11-02 16:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"unlike certain slender horsefaced girls who are ridiculously neurotic..."
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WHO ON EARTH DO YOU MEAN?
Good to see you doing the one thing you do breast again.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-11-02 16:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I bet if I slapped her ass hard enough, I could throw a surfboard on that shit and ride the wave into work.