George Sketson's large and in charge! (166 hits)
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Submitted by they call him George Sketson. (View user info) at 2009-11-05 10:00:00 EST
************STATIC CRACKLING**************************
***********RADIO TUNING & SQUELCHING & THINGS******************
*****SEINFELD THEME STARTS PLAYING********************************
It's Sketty n' Sketson in the morning!!! Here on Hhhouuuunnd....95!
Top of the mornin out there fuckers! :) And what a mustache mornin it is. 9:56 AM here in the studio, 39 degrees outside this morning. If you live in this time zone and havent made coffee yet why not hop up and have at it.
I'm back again. I Was here before, days gone by. glory days n all. Different name.
Different radio show. Different 'stache. You'll know in time.
We're spinnin the best jams n droppin the best beats here at hound 95 and you're lisnin to sketty n sketson ----IN THE MORNING *squee bonk bong bong BAJOOIIING*
*********RUSH LIMBAUGH SHOW HIGH PITCHED NOISE PLAYS********************************
User Reviews
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-05 13:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Spaggety-ass spaggot.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-05 12:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hooray! Uber's saved! Another herpes-infected bowel movement coming back under another handle and expecting us to remember/care who the fuck he was! Hooray!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-11-05 12:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmm. A transcript of an imaginary radio show. Next time try an mp3. On youtube.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-11-05 12:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you eat your own poop?
Submitted by skettymonster (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:43:25 EST (#)
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...."......Hello out there tri county area this is George F. Sketson comin atcha liiiive over the airwaves here on WFBH the hooouuuund 95, local public radio. We're gonna be gettin into a half hour block of Crosby Stills n' Nash right after this message from your TV."
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Gasp, Gasp, "well hey there listeners! I just got done fucking your kids brains through their ears and eyes! They have an awful lot of fun presents in their heads now! expensi-"
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"Whoa-ho-ho there TV take it easy there. Sorry about that I think we picked up some interference from a dying man's pacemaker. I swear this never happens to me. Anyway we're gonna get back to the music here with Skettin in the USA, comin up right after this."
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi there. Please feel free to re-arrange some deck chairs.
Submitted by skettymonster (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh no no no...you guys got it all wrong
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmm. A transcript of an imaginary radio show. Next time try an mp3. On youtube.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No no please, allow me...