Rock Bottom? (611 hits)
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Submitted by Seaghdha (View user info) at 2009-11-06 03:26:15 EST
As the credits rolled i realized i may have hit a new low on the life scale. Here I was...at work, 1a.m. and I had spent the past hour and 38 minutes screaming obscenities at the television and running around like a lunatic. Rocky Horror just makes me do that. Not to diss the movie or discredit the midnight screenings, but what conclusions can be drawn (not sketched but drawn) about a person who does these things completely alone and at a "respectable" place of employment?
Tell the men in the white coats I would like a teddy bear in my padded cell please. Oh, and the walls better be fluffed or the first intern nurse is going to be in heaps of trouble(not monopoly but trouble) when there is a suicide on his shift.
I might be certifiably crazy, a schizo hermit emo loner,(but by night i'm one sick motherfucker) and i may embarrass people when they forget to put me on the leash when they take me outside during the daylight hours, but i still have more fun than monkeys at the zoo. So it is a new low on the life scale...
But...then again... I got paid to do the Time Warp.
-S
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-11-09 21:08:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-09 13:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AUTO -2 FOR ROCKY HORROR
Submitted by Mallow (user info) at 2009-11-08 11:31:38 EST (#)
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At least you have employment.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-11-07 22:46:28 EST (#)
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i like the way ryland thinks...though i think he might be a bit pretentious in real life...or maybe that's just honesty and i am used to a more passive-aggressive way of dealing with the world.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-07 00:25:25 EST (#)
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While this was crap, it didn't suck nearly as much donkey balls as those Neil Reedtard or that George Fagson emos. I wish someone would find the people driving those alters, cut off their cocks, shove them in their mouths and sew their motherfucking lips shut so that they were forced to choke on their own cockblood. Stupid motherfuckers.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-11-06 23:58:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ryland (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:50:22 EST (#)
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Hey man, I aint sayin there's nothing sad and pathetic about taking cock for rock brother, it's a bad beat sure, but I figure if you're gonna set your stall out to REALLY become part of the detritus of humanity, then having not contracted AIDS at some point just shows a short-sighted and woeful lack of commitment.
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You so smart, riee-lund. FUCK OFF!!
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-11-06 11:06:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ryland (user info) at 2009-11-06 01:50:22 PST (#)
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Hey man, I aint sayin there's nothing sad and pathetic about taking cock for rock brother, it's a bad beat sure, but I figure if you're gonna set your stall out to REALLY become part of the detritus of humanity, then having not contracted AIDS at some point just shows a short-sighted and woeful lack of commitment.
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I like the way you think.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-06 06:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It isn't possible to get too many blowjobs. It is like how a whale can never have enough salt water to swim in.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-11-06 06:15:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-06 06:10:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:08:03 EST (#)
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blowjobs are the answer. In fact I don't know if I can think of any problem that can't be overcome by recieving a good blowjob.
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What if the problem is that you're getting too many blowjobs?
I know; trick question. Like Santa Claus and honest politicians, there's no such thing.
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Holy Crap!! You mean some overweight drunken sod hasnt been climbing down my chimney every Christmas Eve? Shit! That means that someone in my family has been lying to me, lying makes me angry.
Too many blow jobs, hehehehe, that makes me laugh
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-11-06 06:10:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:08:03 EST (#)
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blowjobs are the answer. In fact I don't know if I can think of any problem that can't be overcome by recieving a good blowjob.
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What if the problem is that you're getting too many blowjobs?
I know; trick question. Like Santa Claus and honest politicians, there's no such thing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-06 05:25:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:31:28 EST (#)
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You have to really feel for those poor dolphins really.
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Well you'd have to, stands to reason. Unless you had swimming goggles of course.
Submitted by Ryland (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:50:22 EST (#)
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Hey man, I aint sayin there's nothing sad and pathetic about taking cock for rock brother, it's a bad beat sure, but I figure if you're gonna set your stall out to REALLY become part of the detritus of humanity, then having not contracted AIDS at some point just shows a short-sighted and woeful lack of commitment.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"I might be certifiably crazy, a schizo hermit emo loner"
OMG
Welcome!
heh
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:32:24 EST (#)
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enough of your private life drogo
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:31:28 EST (#)
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You have to really feel for those poor dolphins really.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:27:26 EST (#)
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dolphins are my second favourite mammal!!! off EI goes, iits dolphinnnnnnnn time!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:25:11 EST (#)
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Ryland scoffs at crack whores. You have to be a crack whore with AIDS to be 'sincere'.
Submitted by Ryland (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:17:56 EST (#)
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Rock bottom man? Shit. You're way off that one mother fucker, no matter how close to the ground you may think you are. At the end of the day you can still look up and see the sky, taste the humanity on the wispy breeze as it flows past and yeah, you may prostrate yourself on the unforgiving surface of this earth and feel that there's nowhere lower for you to go, but believe me man, there is and one day, when some cunt comes up to you and starts shovelling dirt on top of you, one spadeful at a time, you'll realise you've got a long way down to go my friend. A long fucking way.
Rock bottom's a pussyhole half measure. Until you're completely buried by life's suffocating certainties to the point where the pressure from all the shit weighing you down starts to force the air out of your lungs and block all the light so the only thing you can sense is the fetid stink of your own failure, you can't talk worth a damn.
Rocky fucking horror.
Sheesh.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:10:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:09:01 EST (#)
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NO ONE HAS MORE FUN THAN MONKEYS!
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What about dolphins? They seem to be generally enjoying themselves whilst suffering less death.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:09:01 EST (#)
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NO ONE HAS MORE FUN THAN MONKEYS!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:08:03 EST (#)
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blowjobs are the answer. In fact I don't know if I can think of any problem that can't be overcome by recieving a good blowjob.