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Submitted by RoadSong (View user info) at 2009-11-06 04:14:40 EST


*ring ring*

She said. "Are you free next Wednesday?" I have decided we are going to the spa for a massage, my treat."

Lolling on the couch reading the local paper as we talked on the phone, I saw an ad that had not been in the paper the day before. The damn ad was in the Union Democrat Newspaper. I thought what the hell?

"Asian Massage - Women Only - $19.95".

"Hey, here is an ad that offers massages for women for $19.95, that is a lot less than the upscale spa you were thinking of, you want to call the number in the ad and check it out, we might want to try the bargain massage...?

She made the appointments and I met her when she got off work and I hopped in her sweet new hotness ride. New cars, she always has new cars.

We cruised along Stockton Blvd.looking for the address the person on the phone had given her. It was a woman's voice, an ASIAN woman's voice on the phone when she called for the appointment. This in itself was unusual. There are no Asians in this county. No blacks. A couple of Hispanic families live here and one of them owns an excellent restaurant. We see no Asian ladies here. The population of the "town" we live in is 200. We drove 30 miles of bad road to get to the address given when we made the appointment. It was in the next town down the mountain.

She parked when she started seeing numbers close to the ones we were seeking. There were no obvious looking spa type buildings to be seen as we walked in the late afternoon sun.

No matter, we had found a window that had the word "SPA" and "KEEP OUT" glued on with those square paper letter sets from the Dollar Store. There was a door bell button with "ring for service" scribbled in red marking pen on a index card.

She looked at me and said "Great, and I left my pepper spray in the car". She was only half kidding. She is an outstanding badass. I went to great lengths taking her to self defense lessons and target practice at the shooting range to ensure she could defend herself in an emergency. She is currently training with a personal trainer who is a ex-Marine and is now in law enforcement.

I grinned and told her that she and I could take at least two Asian chicks and we had a good chance of holding our own against four. I also was not kidding and have had many years of training in the necessary art of whupass and shinysharpness.

After the second round of door bell ringing, we decided to just go on in. We were standing in a foyer. The door on the left had a "OPEN" sign next to it. We knocked because this was not a commercial building. It was an apartment building. Could have been Gold Rush Era. The door opened and I saw I had been wrong. We DID have an Asian person living here in this county besides that gazillionaire Frank Oyung who walked everywhere and led those Sierra Club hikes.

"You 5:30?-You early!"
We nodded in the affirmative and she opened the door wider.
"You want egg roll?"
"Oh no thank you" said I as we took in the surroundings.

Standing in the clean kitchen and checking out her lap top, I noticed a tickling around my flip flop feet. A Chihuahua was licking my toes.

"You sure you no want egg roll?"

"Oh no, and we are sorry to interrupt your meal".

"Follow me". Half of the apartment was kitchen, the other part was the massage area. It had two high massage tables and beautiful custom curtains between the tables. "You want water?"

"Yes thank you" , and a cold bottle of water was pressed into my hand. "Take off clothes hop on table,I be back".

Standing there nude giggling at a table that was almost tit high to me, I managed to leap somewhat gracefully and settle myself on the table. Laying on my belly and checking out the aromas of lavender and ginger that were wafting from a small table nearby, the girl sat near me and peered at me thoughtfully.

"What kind massage you want?". "Whatever you think I need" I said. This was perhaps a big mistake.

I was laying on my belly, and a towel was placed over my ass and the massage began. She oiled her small hands and started on the delicate facial area and worked her way down. It felt great. So relaxing, my brain followed my body to mush land. Then she leaped up on the table with me and straddled me, folding her slim bare legs against my sides. This was an unexpected event, but not unpleasant.

Crotch pressing on my ass, she made some ceremonial hand-body movements {I know this from dance training, could feel her body sway}.

WHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPPA!!!
My eyes flew open at the sudden pain of the assault. She was using a lot of force, more than I thought wise for a person to use on a small client paying the magnificent sum of $19.95.

"You turn over now"

I almost stopped her assault upon my person a couple of times, but I thought I would just take all she had to give, it was not all that bad a way to live. The scented oil and her brown legs tucked around me...

When the massage was over she said "Take nap". I floated off to a dream land of pleasure and pain. Soon I heard a massage starting on the other side of the curtain.

I was sniggering and waiting to hear the WHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPPA. Instead I heard a series of "Aaahhhs" and "Ohhhs". There were strange popping noises but nary a WHAPPA. When the massage on the other side of the curtain was completed, I managed to sit up with my body still feeling like bruised Jello. I struggled my oiled ass into my silky things. The curtain was pulled aside and my companion was grinning like a possum. I asked her if she had heard me get beat up. She laughed and said that the sound was like the scene in the movie "Rocky" where Stallone was punching the side of beef.

I asked her why she had not gotten the same treatment. "I guess I just got a different kind of massage, didn't you hear my bones snapping and popping?". Indeed I had. When it came time to pay, my companion asked me if I thought this place would take Visa since she had no cash with her.

*sigh*

"I don't think so, not to worry, I will pay for both of us". I paid and tipped and we smiled and shook hands with the Asian gal.

As we walked down the steps I told her that I was wrong about being able to thrash four Asian girls. I told her that we could have whipped perhaps two, but not if the Chihuahua was in the mix.





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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-11-16 09:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your sexist friend is very pretty.

And no matter how small your town is, it's got more migrants than you think, I grew up in a podunk little town (pop.~2000) and you never saw the immigrants, unless you lived next to them. They tend to keep to themselves.

The Indian family I worked for sent their kids to a private school, out of county, and they only associated with other Indians. They do not shop at Wal-Mart.

Same goes for Koreans (chinese pretenders in most cases, most "chinese" restaraunts are actually korean)

And you will NEVER catch an Arab about town, unless you catch them at work.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-11-09 21:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

no happy ending comments... how about that?

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-11-09 15:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you into spanking?

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-09 14:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-06 19:49:38 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-06 22:07:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-06 16:56:58 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Since when have you been a girl?
~~~~~~~~~~~
Since I was born. I have turned into a woman at this stage of the game however.....

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
But... all this time of you travelling around... investigating haunted houses... writing hip stories about living out of a car and having this mountain shack... I always pictured you as some Rob Berg-esque hippie guy with a beard. This is like Samus Aran turning out to be a female. It's that epic.

I can't process this right now. I need a stiff drink.
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Now now. I never said I LIVE in cars, just camp in the back of the Jeep while meandering from one shack to another.{have multiple bi-coastal shacks}

I have no beard. Please don't hold it against me?
I checked out Samus Aran, she is HOT!!!


Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-11-09 14:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-09 14:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-11-06 11:54:10 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

I usually command more $ than that.
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Sometimes it is true that "You get what you pay for". I am sure a massage by you WOULD be worth more...

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-09 14:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-09 10:13:56 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow, I did my Asian massage post 4 years ago...dang
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79222

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WOW. She walked on your back?????? Did it hurt? Go you! heh

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-09 13:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow, I did my Asian massage post 4 years ago...dang
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79222


Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-08 16:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh Ducky, YOU so rock!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/123560


Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-11-07 22:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you rock.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-07 17:36:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-07 13:43:17 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Those were TOTALLY vague hints. I so wish I had a mountain shack. *WEEPS* :(
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Not TOTALLY vague hints! Those links were to posts that had my photo in them.
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Ah yes, mountain shacks. I have a formula for these. Firstly I buy a few acres from someone who has lots of land and wishes to keep me around because they say I am good company and I make them smile.
Nothing down and small payments a month. Nothing huge, just a few acres. I make payments for a while and get the balance payed down and buy more land.

I have part time gigs with people who have lots of spare land. I make films for them. They have a saw mill and pay me for the photography with lumber and shingles, and so it goes. Currently harvesting timber to build log a cabin. If you have land with timber growing on it, the shack becomes reality sooner rather than later.

I meander hither and thither having more fun than the law allows migrating from one nest to another. If a place becomes tiresome I go to another. Keep a set of everything at each location so that Tweeter and I can fly with no "check in" luggage.

My people have always been nomadic.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-07 16:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Those were TOTALLY vague hints. I so wish I had a mountain shack. *WEEPS* :(

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-07 13:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh thats a shame ballare

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-11-07 12:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this post is awesome!

apparently this picture is relevant, that's what google says:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2669/3795380302_cc11fc2d7a.jpg

and I am certainly not a minx, ei. hmph.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-07 11:50:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-11-06 13:51:33 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

baby-girl, you can be my road-dog any ol day

e
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Two songs play in my head at the same time...
"Salty Dog" and "Who Let The Dogs Out" with a background of "Ole Rattler".

Meet you at the Roadkill Cafe. Warren Zevon jamms there sometimes. Yes yes I know he is dead but nobody told him.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-07 11:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can understand the confusion. It is true that I ramble and inhabit shacks and huts here and there. It is also true that I own the land beneath the dwellings. Also true that I do the other things you mention. Options make me smile and I have many options. Migrate where the weather suits my clothes.

However, ya need to pay attention, heh.


http://www.ubersite.com/m/122006

http://www.ubersite.com/m/122540

http://www.ubersite.com/m/120472



Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-06 22:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-06 22:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-06 16:56:58 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Since when have you been a girl?
~~~~~~~~~~~
Since I was born. I have turned into a woman at this stage of the game however.....

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
But... all this time of you travelling around... investigating haunted houses... writing hip stories about living out of a car and having this mountain shack... I always pictured you as some Rob Berg-esque hippie guy with a beard. This is like Samus Aran turning out to be a female. It's that epic.

I can't process this right now. I need a stiff drink.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-11-06 22:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-06 22:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-11-06 18:06:17 PST (#)
Ranking: -2

made up stupid
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seems like the photos prove you wrong about the "made up" comment. Concerning the "stupid" comment, I have always been a taco short of a combo plate.....heh

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-06 22:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-06 16:56:58 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Since when have you been a girl?
~~~~~~~~~~~
Since I was born. I have turned into a woman at this stage of the game however.....

Submitted by paxilliona (user info) at 2009-11-06 21:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

made up stupid

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-11-06 20:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

At that price, a rim job woulda only been $10 more. . .


Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-06 19:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Since when have you been a girl?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-11-06 16:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

baby-girl, you can be my road-dog any ol day

e

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-11-06 14:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I usually command more $ than that.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-11-06 14:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

where was the lesbian sex?

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-06 12:32:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-11-06 06:54:55 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can just see this kind of shady thing on the hill behind the courthouse, or one of the backstreets above 49 back by the bowling alley.

and wtf are you out in Jupiter?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hahaahha....I forgot how well you know your way around! It was on Stockton Rd. heh Not too far from the Sheriffs office.

and wtf I am south of the river?



Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-11-06 12:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-11-06 11:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

interracial sex

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-11-06 11:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Great setup, but the ending was a little disappointing. I was hoping for some hot, three-way, lesbian inerracial sex. Can you ask for that kind of massage next time?

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-06 10:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

BLARFZILLA

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 10:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha both sgt and ei!!

I never get people who like twiglets but dislike marmite, it tastes the same. people are weird.

BLARFATRONIC

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 10:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 15:11:14 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

emission likes to rub himself in marmite and molest old infirm ladies in wheelchairs. he makes them lick off the yeasty spread until their tongues burn and their dentures fall out.
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yep you either love me or hate me!

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-06 10:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 10:11:14 EST (#)
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emission likes to rub himself in marmite and molest old infirm ladies in wheelchairs. he makes them lick off the yeasty spread until their tongues burn and their dentures fall out.
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B L A R F G A S M

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 10:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

emission likes to rub himself in marmite and molest old infirm ladies in wheelchairs. he makes them lick off the yeasty spread until their tongues burn and their dentures fall out.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 10:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

uh huh say it aint so sister

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-06 10:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Orphelia fucked Alexander Graham Bell? I bet hes got an ill cellphone....

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 10:03:19 EST (#)
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'did you fuck bell'? haha LOW.

you really wanna get personal, let's do it

i have no qualms with personal

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 10:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 14:46:49 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh poor emission having to resort to cheap shots, what's next, mailing me penis shots??
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AGAIN!

my esteem for you has risen 69 percent. But tell me, as one manipulative turd to another, did you fuck bell for the sex or to get him to do some other kinda nasty?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 10:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha sico, nothing when they are from a hotty like you :P

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-11-06 09:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can just see this kind of shady thing on the hill behind the courthouse, or one of the backstreets above 49 back by the bowling alley.

and wtf are you out in Jupiter?


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-06 09:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What's wrong with mailing penis shots?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 09:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh poor emission having to resort to cheap shots, what's next, mailing me penis shots??

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 09:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i think you would be the millioneth customer, you win a prize!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-06 09:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to fuck below.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 09:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If by 'horny' you mean 'left cold and nauseous, like your skin is crawling with a thousand cockroaches all infected with ghey AIDS so my genitals have shrivelled to a dried out prune' then yeah I am totally 'horny'.

:D

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 09:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

im certainly not.....unless that minx ballare coems along

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-11-06 09:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet jesus, did i miss the start of Uberotica, or are you guys horny?

</*>

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 08:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no

praise the lord and pass the ammunition

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-06 08:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

During the tail end of my heightened exposure to pro-drug era I went for a deep tissue massage. Due to the concentration of psycho(actives)/(tropics) in my system I shit to you not that I left there with mild hallucinations and all around general euphoria. All the drugs that were hiding out in my muscles decided to come out and play. Although I wouldn't exactly call it a free high, I would call it an added bonus to the massage.

Cucumber in the dilly hole?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 08:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you telling me penetration with blunt cutlery isn't rape???
Do I get lube first? I mean Vaseline, not spit.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 07:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 12:51:05 GMT (#)
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Haha your spooning sounds alarmingly like rape!!!

Though you can't rape the willing :(
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no, i was literally gonna shove a spoon up your arse



Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-06 07:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love your posts...

and pseudo lesbian massages...

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 07:51:05 EST (#)
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Haha your spooning sounds alarmingly like rape!!!

Though you can't rape the willing :(

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 07:42:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 12:24:15 GMT (#)
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The front page is really shit though. All we need is a shitty emission post and Uber would be dead for sure.

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you and me? We're gonna spoon. Now bend the fuck over.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-06 07:29:08 EST (#)
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Perhaps a post about that muslim psychiatrist that shot all those texans, featuring a picture of B A Barracus firing a machine gun at some MPs, is in order?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 07:24:34 EST (#)
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i pity the fool

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 07:24:15 EST (#)
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The front page is really shit though. All we need is a shitty emission post and Uber would be dead for sure.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 07:23:35 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-11-06 07:23:02 EST (#)
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Wow. You had a massage? Really?

Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-11-06 07:22:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-06 10:21:44 GMT (#)
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I'm a little confused by the context. You're a woman and you went to the masseuse (sp) together and you call her "the girl"?

Are you partners, by which I mean to ask are, are you intimate? As in particularly intimate? In particular ways?

*starts sweating profusely*

Do you... do you kiss?

======================

YOU MUST ANSWER HIS QUESTIONS

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 07:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

exciting

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-11-06 07:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best thing on a page pretty much chocca of shit.

I watch a little porn the other day some hot asian getting a pussy massage from an asian woman.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-11-06 06:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.zie.nl/videos/paard-neemt-wraak/m1czv27f9fj2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 06:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*massages drogos ballbag*

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2009-11-06 06:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was drawn to the title for some reason. I love massage hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-11-06 05:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny stuff!

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2009-11-06 05:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

careful berteh, its only 11.00 am in the UK, too early to spunk to internet blogs.

yeah, the mental imagery is right on.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-06 05:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm a little confused by the context. You're a woman and you went to the masseuse (sp) together and you call her "the girl"?

Are you partners, by which I mean to ask are, are you intimate? As in particularly intimate? In particular ways?

*starts sweating profusely*

Do you... do you kiss?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

massage my balls

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-06 01:23:49 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have never had a massage. I reckon it'd be nice.

When was the last time you were in a fight? Do you live in a shitty neighbourhood?
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Massage can change your life!

I live in several mellow places, but travel far and wide. Fight? Never happens. When someone gets close enough to me to try and grab my handbag or whatever, they change their minds and seek other prey when they see my eyes. Rarely do I even brandish a weapon. Don't have to.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have never had a massage. I reckon it'd be nice.

When was the last time you were in a fight? Do you live in a shitty neighbourhood?

Submitted by Seaghdha (user info) at 2009-11-06 04:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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