Ode by request (1024 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.94 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SubstnceP (View user info) at 2003-08-19 15:35:07 EDT
By request...here it is "Ode to the Vagina"
Here's cheers to the thing we love best.
Warm and wet and two feet below the chest.
It has many names, known both far and wide.
Come with me on a journey and I'll be your guide.
I've seen a few clams, some of which had long beards.
Wishing they didn't, but it's nothing to fear.
I've tasted the nectar of the famous pink peach.
Sweet and supple, I sucked like a leech.
South of the border there's a taco that's pink.
Not bad I hear, if you don't mind the stink.
I've seen off the coast, a fuzzy lap flounder.
Full of big taste, like a great 1/4 pounder.
If you're searching for something that will make a believer,
then look no further than our good friend the beaver.
But let's not forget the ever-popular cunt,
A welcoming sight after smoking a blunt.
And then there's the sound of the great red snapper,
That's something to ponder when your down on the crapper.
So to bring this post full circle around,
cherish the sight of a great big mound.
Don't be surprised if it sneaks up behind-ya,
just say hello to our friend the vagina.
User Reviews
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-09-20 12:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-08-27 17:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You made me giggle like a little school girl.... I miss that giddy feeling. THANKS...
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-08-25 14:46:50 EDT (#)
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Thanks Lisa!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-20 15:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-19 16:32:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we found a replace for Yidele.
All you need now is an ego the size of Texas.
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and a polish accented vocabulary the size of Montana (that's a big state right?)
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-08-20 14:58:42 EDT (#)
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A picture to accompany this fine poem.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-08-20 00:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty damn good.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-08-19 23:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Red snapper! Very tasty!
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-19 18:23:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2003-08-19 18:18:26 EDT (#)
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+2 for the picture of a red snapper.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-08-19 16:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-19 16:32:22 EDT (#)
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I think we found a replace for Yidele.
All you need now is an ego the size of Texas.
Submitted by atz at 2003-08-19 16:29:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by boxboy (user info) at 2003-08-19 16:24:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-19 16:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff man, good stuff.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-08-19 16:01:30 EDT (#)
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Well, that just 'bout brought a tear to my eye.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-08-19 15:53:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-19 15:50:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-19 15:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+4 because I requested that.
I love VAGINA.
now do "Ode to the Ovaries".
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-08-19 15:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"i need to find a
new vagina
any kinda
new vagina
its hard to rhyme a
word like vagina
calvin klein kinda
south carolina!"
-bloodhound gang
this was very funny! :)