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Unhappy (881 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 0.52 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2010-01-06 14:42:46 EST





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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2010-01-08 09:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So, I was wondering... are there a lot of "extra" orange/apple/cherry trees AROUND the orchard?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2010-01-07 17:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-01-07 05:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hello

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-01-07 05:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2010-01-07 03:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That's right be funny when I'm not here. Bunch of cunts.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2010-01-07 02:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2010-01-07 02:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2010-01-06 23:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This sums up my mood today.

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2010-01-06 22:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-01-06 16:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wasn't joking sico. That one you said to someone on here (can't remember who) about being frequently photographed on her knees "smiling like a donut" is still one of my all time favorites. I could go on but I don't want to fawn.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dear Matt,

I want your insides outside of me!

Love,

Your KnickknackpattywhackGiveMEyourbone

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Dear Simon,




I want you inside me.




Your Huggybabybuggyboo,

Matt

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sico called me stupid. I better google noose making the end is nigh.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Just kidding, I thought it was pretty creative myself :) <---- LOOK A SMILEY FACE!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And hahaha, did no one get that joke Jeanneee just made? Me, creative?


bwahahahahaahhaha ha ahah ahah ahhaahhahahahaha ahhaha. GO SCREW!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sorry people but I'm not being mean. I'm having fun with the rest of you but you are all too fucking stupid to realize that just because I don't have a giant +2 attached to it. I believe Matt is the only person that doesn't have a problem with my rating...it is a shitty post, Ripley's believe it or not!

Just kidding, HUGS AND PUPPY KISSES!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


PizzaHhut DON'T even deliver here.

===========================

I saw your last camwhore. Trust me, it's for the best.
---

The pictures I sent you proved I'd lost 7 of the 15 stones I needed to shift.

Besides, how the hell do I feed my kids now without a hut???

Call me, let's do brunch.


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Sico has always been a big meany. His creative insults are the reason we love him.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


PizzaHhut DON'T even deliver here.

===========================

I saw your last camwhore. Trust me, it's for the best.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sico, when did you get so mean? really?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

EI, you god damn knob. A shit joke is something along the lines of "when the river is red, take the dirt road instead" although I suspect that your dirt road is becoming a highway.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

owns stock in ExtenZe below.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

owns stock in pfizer below

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have ZERO problem getting up, thank you.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey look sico made an obvious shit joke, who woulda thunk it!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who's fallen?

Can they get up?

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i know fallen sighting how odd.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh come on, you are both delicious. Even scourge cuts a dash.

Hi FALLEN. Fancy seeing you here :P

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


You ever see meatspin?

It's like that, except with more guys running in front of trains, and less cock.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't youtube at work. es'plain it to me, esse.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh for fucks sake. Quit the circle jerk, this is shit.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HSspzYEzC0

Have you been renting your brain cell out again, sico?

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't think there is such a thing as a good-looking Matt.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

next you will be saying there is no cheese shoppe.
hi Pheely

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"the good looking one"... HOW RUDE!

*goes and cries in the corner*

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hi! Matt - either Matt is applicable, but more so the good looking one.


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH, What a cold hearted cunt!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh dear, I hope all is well soon. :) x.

You do win, even though my kids had swine flu over Xmas and I have to wear wellies just to walk to the shop - which being down South charges me 90p more for everything.

PizzaHhut DON'T even deliver here.

*abandons hope*

Hi! Matt - either Matt is applicable, but more so the good looking one.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:16:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2010-01-06 11:51:57 PST (#)
Ranking: 0


It just so happens that cheeseburgers and coffee are the only sustenance I've had for the past 3 years. I really should be dead right now."
~~~
Eating is highly over rated. Coffee is IMPORTANT!
Whats going on with you..? Is it the job hunting blues? Being unhappy sucks.

------------------------------

Actually, everything is fine. I was just keeping the trend going with another post that started with "Un".

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hah rob berg made a funny!! what is the world coming too.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh for fucks sake. Quit the circle jerk, this is shit.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Cheer up gu.

---------------------------

OIC WAT U DID THAR

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:16:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2010-01-06 11:51:57 PST (#)
Ranking: 0


It just so happens that cheeseburgers and coffee are the only sustenance I've had for the past 3 years. I really should be dead right now."
~~~
Eating is highly over rated. Coffee is IMPORTANT!
Whats going on with you..? Is it the job hunting blues? Being unhappy sucks.



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Cheer up gu.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it bloody well is and i win dammit!


Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


How the hell do I misspell "guy"?

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Now now E.I. its not a competition...

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Sounds like we're all a little Unhappy.



"WOAH, DID HE JUST USE THE TITLE OF THE POST IN A SENTENCE THAT WAS RELEVANT TO A SIDE CONVERSATION WITHIN THE POST!?!?"


Why yes I did!


"YOU MUST BE FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!"



Why yes I am! Thank you! These kinds of things make me less Unhappy.



"CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GU!?!? HE DID IT AGAIN!!"



Lol.


"ROFLMAO"

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well im now single, spent christmas in hospital with my mum and more more more



i win

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*sniffle* @ below



Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

neither am i but my story isn't long - i moved to the middle of nowhere and spend all my time going somewhere to get away from nowhere

i actually hope everything is ok. i know, that shocked me too.

:)

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

cute

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

long long story, im not around as much these days

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

emission - where have you been?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-01-06 15:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh come on. I mean, come on.



Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-01-06 14:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2010-01-06 14:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


It just so happens that cheeseburgers and coffee are the only sustenance I've had for the past 3 years. I really should be dead right now.
============================
HAH

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2010-01-06 14:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

are you still an emo?

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2010-01-06 14:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


It just so happens that cheeseburgers and coffee are the only sustenance I've had for the past 3 years. I really should be dead right now.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-01-06 14:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Drinking less coffee is not a diet tip!

I dont drink coffee at all, but the people I know that drink it alot seem pretty depressed, especially when they cant get their fix.

now if I said "EAT LESS CHEESEBURGERS" that would be pure hilarity.

Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2010-01-06 14:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LoL @ diet tips from SgtHartman.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2010-01-06 14:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-01-06 14:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Drink less coffee!

----------------------------------------

I WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2010-01-06 14:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Drink less coffee!


You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She
said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and, God bless her soul, she
was really onto something.

-- Homer Simpson
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