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I went to Ubersite, and all I got was this lousy -2 (803 hits)

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Rating: -0.17 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Doozie McDooz <D_o_O_z_A.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-20 02:28:10 EDT


Just a few more random thoughts

:- How is orange juice CONCENTRATE made? .. Do they put huge amounts of pressure on normal OJ and just squeeze it untill it gets smaller?

:- Why are surfing magazines allowed to publish both bare ass, and tits, and the words fuck and cunt .. But a MENS magazine like FHM Cant?

:- I still don't know why the average price for a cd is $30.

:- I'm completley sick of the rising price of ciggarettes, the government is trying to force us to quit, by jacking the prices higher and higher... $10.65 for 25 durries? (Ciggarettes for all you americans)

:- Why dont they just sell roll your own tobacco in a zip-lock bag, to prevent it from going stale?
.. I found my old rollies this morning when I was out of smokes, and boy, stale tobacco is not something you want to wake up to.

:- Why is it, that when you google for an image, it will show a thumbnail, you click on it, and it comes up with the little broken image icon.. What the fuck google? .. Shame on you

:- Why cant someone just hand me a job .. I mean its not like I enjoy sitting at home, with nothing to do, smoking bongs with stolen money .. Oh .. Wait..

Thats pretty much about it..

I Realize I may have wasted some time here.. So to make up for it, heres some boobies.



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Submitted by MadScientist (user info) at 2004-04-20 04:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ubernewbie (user info) at 2003-09-11 01:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

cunt.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-08-21 00:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hidden, do you think chicks with tattoos are nasty? I hate them on girls. Not that I'm a lesbian.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-21 00:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dear god, she's hot....

she just needs to get rid of that disgusting tattoo, now.

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-20 23:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Good on ya mick, If you're still around, jump on MSN mate

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-20 22:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-08-20 11:23:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Doozie.

Words of "Uberwisdom:"

When you are going to import an X-rated photo - have the decency to put a warning on your submission.
Some of us are at the OFFICE, and not blessed with the option of closed-door privacy.
And do I need to mention the complete lack of necessity? If Uber users want to see porn, I'm PRETTY sure that they can figure out how to find it themselves.

Thank you. Maybe I'll post a couple big hard cocks for you at lunch time.

If I've repeated someone else's reply... it's because I didn't read through any after blindly scrolling down to the beaver shot.






LOREN, COME ON! THIS IS PORNOGRAPHY? I DONT SEE ANY ASS UP, PINK GASH. I SEE A PICTURE OF A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN EVEN A STRAIGHT WOMAN OR A GAY MAN CAN APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF A WOMANS BODY.

POSTING PICTURES OF NUDE MEN IS SILLY. THE MALE BODY MO MATTER HOW TONED IS UTILITARIAN AND NOT SEXY. IM NOT OF THIS OPINION BECAUSE IM STRAIGHT, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD RATHER HAVE HANGING IN YOUR LIVINGROOM A NUDE PORTRAIT OF A MAN OR A WOMAN?

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-20 21:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah hair, I know about jb.. theyve got a pretty good range of cds.. But all my money goes into drugs these days

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-20 20:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Go to JB Hi-Fi, they are in Queensland - it's only $19 - $25 for CDs.
http://www.jbhifi.com.au/stores/statestore.php?store=QLD

Submitted by Illegal_Jose (user info) at 2003-08-20 12:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 cause I said I would.

Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2003-08-20 12:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

The naked lady seems to be surprised/disgusted by her own breast.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-08-20 11:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Doozie.

Words of "Uberwisdom:"

When you are going to import an X-rated photo - have the decency to put a warning on your submission.
Some of us are at the OFFICE, and not blessed with the option of closed-door privacy.
And do I need to mention the complete lack of necessity? If Uber users want to see porn, I'm PRETTY sure that they can figure out how to find it themselves.

Thank you. Maybe I'll post a couple big hard cocks for you at lunch time.

If I've repeated someone else's reply... it's because I didn't read through any after blindly scrolling down to the beaver shot.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-20 11:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Otter, 34C is not small.

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-20 09:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wish I could see the prison pictures.

Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-20 09:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

He doesn't speak like a Brit at all, and £ signs won't get turned into $ signs by your computer.

I suspect we are dealing with an Australian, and Australian dollars.
AU$30 = US$20 = €18 = £12 = CA$28 = NZ$33

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-20 09:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Those aren't boobs those are balloons. Ooh a tattoo she must be tough, think she had that done in prison?

Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-08-20 09:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OJ Concentrate is made by presenting the OJ with a tough mind puzzle. Lame I know...but so are you!

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-20 09:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

she would be really, really hot if she was a strawberry blonde.

Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-08-20 09:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Her boobs kinda scare me. They don't resemble real breasts at all.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-08-20 07:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She's looking at her boob like she wants to take a bite out of it. A big old bite.

Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-20 04:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't fucking post pictures like that without a warning

Some of us are at work

idiot

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-08-20 03:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why would you buy squeezed orange juice? It's such bullshit, like buying sandwiches from Subway. I can make my own damn sandwich for half the price, and only a minimally larger amount of effort. I just don't understand...

Submitted by Mogwai (user info) at 2003-08-20 03:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

30 dollars for a CD? What kinda CD is this. Is it made out of gold? In America, CD usualy costs around 15 dollars which is 10 dollars too much. Screw concentrated orange juice, just get those new ones where they squeezed it from the orange itself. I think its called SIMPLY ORANGE. It tastes great!

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-08-20 02:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I THINK concentrate is made by dehydrating the juice... don't know.

Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2003-08-20 02:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

":- Why are surfing magazines allowed to publish both bare ass, and tits, and the words fuck and cunt .. But a MENS magazine like FHM Cant?

:- I still don't know why the average price for a cd is $30."

The fist one, um...I think they can, just don't want to so they can sell to a wider audience and get more advertisers.

The second one, I believe you are from England, and I believe my computer just makes the pound sign a dollar sign, and that means you are paying more than 30 dollars for a CD. What the fuck? CD's cost like 15 dollars, which I believe is over priced, but 30 pounds? Damn.

Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-20 02:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am really getting sick of fake boobs. All the chicks on Skinimax have fake boobs.

Thank God my chick was blessed with real 34Cs. Even if they're samll, I still prefer the natural to the fake.


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