Another Extract from the Book of Jeremiah, King James Bible (414 hits)
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Submitted by FALLEN (View user info) at 2010-02-08 12:25:44 EST
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Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will plead thy cause, and take vengeance for thee; and I will dry up her sea, and make her springs dry. And Babylon shall become heaps, a dwelling place for dragons, an astonishment, and a hissing, without an inhabitant. They shall roar together like lions: they shall yell as lions' whelps. In their heat I will make their feasts, and I will make them drunken, that they may rejoice, and sleep a perpetual sleep, and not wake, saith the LORD. I will bring them down like lambs to the slaughter, like rams with the goats.
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Lemme make dis clear, said the Boss; I’m gonna do this thing for you, dat you asked of me, and take care o’ tings. I’m done wit dem, you understand me? Their place, I’ll burn it down around their fuckin heads, I don’t want a goddamn one of dose sonsabitches left. All I wanna hear from dem is screams; I had it up to here with dem fucks. Rico, get over der and take Vinnie, Angelo, and Johnny “Two Ass” wit ya.
Tonight they sleep wit da fishes, capice?
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What the fuck kinda shit is dis? The muss be out day fuckin mind, comin round here acting all fool and shit. Lemme se dem niggas out representin and shit, I’ll roll up on day ass and be all “PLOW-PLOW-PLOW” right in front of dat broke down ass crib. Muther fuckas, try to play me? I run this mutherfucker all up in here. I cap day asses in right in front of them bitch ass hos I don’t give a fuck, I’m CRAZY bitch! Day don’t know me.
See if I don’t!
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Submitted by trifonga (user info) at 2010-02-22 11:47:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-02-17 18:43:27 EST (#)
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I wanna fuck you prison style.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-11 18:30:11 EST (#)
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STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2010-02-09 15:17:52 EST (#)
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OLDE SKOOL TESTAMENT
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-09 14:10:25 EST (#)
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i left cos tim didn't fix my rate down button
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2010-02-09 10:55:29 EST (#)
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made me smile
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-02-09 10:52:01 EST (#)
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Hell I say we TAKE IT BACK.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-09 10:49:34 EST (#)
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everyone left for one reason or another and I got tired of being there alone so I wandered back this way.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2010-02-09 10:47:02 EST (#)
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Perfect. I knew this had bandwagon material.
What happened on pH, I went to the chatroom a few times and I was all alooooooone.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2010-02-08 19:06:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-08 13:27:32 PST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2010-02-08 13:21:53 CST (#)
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Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will plead thy cause, and take vengeance for thee; and I will dry up her sea, and make her springs dry. And Babylon shall become heaps, a dwelling place for dragons, an astonishment, and a hissing, without an inhabitant. They shall roar together like lions: they shall yell as lions' whelps. In their heat I will make their feasts, and I will make them drunken, that they may rejoice, and sleep a perpetual sleep, and not wake, saith the LORD. I will bring them down like lambs to the slaughter, like rams with the goats.
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Hulk smash! Hulk smash city!
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Damn! That's brilliant Snark. You summed up a large portion of the Old Testament with two sentences!
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Exactly forensicgirl3!!
*sigh*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-08 16:53:27 EST (#)
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indeed.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-08 16:51:14 EST (#)
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I do remember something along those lines but then everyone left pH
I had to find an audience for my litterary gold, and here they were.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-08 16:48:45 EST (#)
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I believe on pH you mentioned in chat that you would 'never post again' as you thought everyone mean or something...
I dunno.
Not getting at you just pointing out a fact
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2010-02-08 16:47:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-08 16:42:10 EST (#)
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for someone who is 'blah blah I hate Uber I won't ever go there again' you sure love posting lately.
weird.
ass.
yanks.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you made us this way....:P
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-08 16:43:31 EST (#)
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i never said i wasnt ever coming back, did I?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-02-08 16:42:10 EST (#)
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for someone who is 'blah blah I hate Uber I won't ever go there again' you sure love posting lately.
weird.
ass.
yanks.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-08 16:40:16 EST (#)
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I think Snark is right on,
"this is Hulk's body, Hulk gives it to you, puny human eat Hulk"
i'm so going to hell.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-08 16:27:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2010-02-08 13:21:53 CST (#)
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Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will plead thy cause, and take vengeance for thee; and I will dry up her sea, and make her springs dry. And Babylon shall become heaps, a dwelling place for dragons, an astonishment, and a hissing, without an inhabitant. They shall roar together like lions: they shall yell as lions' whelps. In their heat I will make their feasts, and I will make them drunken, that they may rejoice, and sleep a perpetual sleep, and not wake, saith the LORD. I will bring them down like lambs to the slaughter, like rams with the goats.
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Hulk smash! Hulk smash city!
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Damn! That's brilliant Snark. You summed up a large portion of the Old Testament with two sentences!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2010-02-08 16:23:12 EST (#)
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i'll take a post rather than a reply for 400 hits, alex
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2010-02-08 14:55:34 EST (#)
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Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will plead thy cause, and take vengeance for thee; and I will dry up her sea, and make her springs dry. And Babylon shall become heaps, a dwelling place for dragons, an astonishment, and a hissing, without an inhabitant. They shall roar together like lions: they shall yell as lions' whelps. In their heat I will make their feasts, and I will make them drunken, that they may rejoice, and sleep a perpetual sleep, and not wake, saith the LORD. I will bring them down like lambs to the slaughter, like rams with the goats.
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"..... goddamn......"
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I am adverse to violating the big 10 man.
My god is alien and does not play.
*ducks lest fire zaps Ubersite*
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2010-02-08 14:21:53 EST (#)
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Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will plead thy cause, and take vengeance for thee; and I will dry up her sea, and make her springs dry. And Babylon shall become heaps, a dwelling place for dragons, an astonishment, and a hissing, without an inhabitant. They shall roar together like lions: they shall yell as lions' whelps. In their heat I will make their feasts, and I will make them drunken, that they may rejoice, and sleep a perpetual sleep, and not wake, saith the LORD. I will bring them down like lambs to the slaughter, like rams with the goats.
OR
Hulk smash! Hulk smash city!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2010-02-08 13:54:20 EST (#)
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Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will plead thy cause, and take vengeance for thee; and I will dry up her sea, and make her springs dry. And Babylon shall become heaps, a dwelling place for dragons, an astonishment, and a hissing, without an inhabitant. They shall roar together like lions: they shall yell as lions' whelps. In their heat I will make their feasts, and I will make them drunken, that they may rejoice, and sleep a perpetual sleep, and not wake, saith the LORD. I will bring them down like lambs to the slaughter, like rams with the goats.
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Jeremiah5136.at.kingjames.net wrote:
Attention Babylon ver. 1.0 users,
Due to abuse of the Zion server the IT team has found it necessary to shut down the Babylon client software. The following actions have been taken;
1. All user ID's have been terminated.
2. All user files have been removed for the exchange server and filed for further review of compliance violations.
3. User exceptions have been noted and analysed for merit, no action items are pending at this time.
4. All Babylon functions have been set to "sleep mode".
Several users have been identified posting lemon party related material, beastiality pictures (Lion and Lamb), tubgrl and goatse. Links to an unauthorized website (ubersite) have also been found.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2010-02-08 12:59:11 EST (#)
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Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will plead thy cause, and take vengeance for thee; and I will dry up her sea, and make her springs dry. And Babylon shall become heaps, a dwelling place for dragons, an astonishment, and a hissing, without an inhabitant. They shall roar together like lions: they shall yell as lions' whelps. In their heat I will make their feasts, and I will make them drunken, that they may rejoice, and sleep a perpetual sleep, and not wake, saith the LORD. I will bring them down like lambs to the slaughter, like rams with the goats.
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So den Bubba said; Sheeeet boys, Imma gonna go in thar n' git 'er done fer y'all. Dem fags ain't gonna know whut hit 'em. Dey gonna be squealin' like pigs I'm tellin'youwhut. Dis town heah ain't big enough fer dem ho-mo-secks-u-alls.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2010-02-08 12:57:17 EST (#)
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Could use a bit more "LOL"
If it don't flow, don't shake it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2010-02-08 12:54:55 EST (#)
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I'll take The Rapist...
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2010-02-08 12:28:12 EST (#)
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"I'll take No Talent Copy-cat Hacks, for a thousand, Alex."