I've missed some Shite (711 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.81 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TurveyTopsy (View user info) at 2003-08-20 15:32:06 EDT
Recently my corporation underwent a massive migration to a new location. This led to many financial gurus (nerds as Loki likes to calls us) resorting to manual labor in an attempt to establish a new corporate home several blocks from where we were once located. Aside from occasionally checking Ubersite from home, I've missed quite a bit.
I would've posted this a bit earlier, but even though we, in the actuarial department, predict the future for our beloved company, they deemed it necessary to uproot us violently by giving us but one day of time to get our asses in gear.
So in short, What have I missed?
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-20 23:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TurveyTopsy - your name still makes me think of a gay porn actor.
Submitted by jake_plummer (user info) at 2003-08-20 18:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha...
damn Street you should have done that before, now i will have to make "Happy Anniversary 2"
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1060806925769632438
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-20 17:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've missed,
jake "I'm going to plug myself in the middle of my name" Plummer
haha, sorry jake, I had to poke fun at that atleast once.
Submitted by jake_plummer (user info) at 2003-08-20 17:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what have you missed on ubersite? hmmmm, 2 words:
Jake Plummer
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-20 17:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Turvey, I am not depressed anymore!!! I started taking meds. Check out my "road to welbutrin" post. Good to have you back.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-20 16:11:32 EDT (#)
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Glam broke down crying and told us all that he's a virgin.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-20 16:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I hadn't noticed you absence.
No one missed you.
Cunt.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-08-20 16:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Turvey.
HEY, I relocated too! I missed a lot too! I hear we didn't miss much other than a bunch of whining teenagers!
I like my new office space SO much better... well, other than the picture of a giant red vagina in the lobby.
Loren
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-20 16:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Turvey, if you're looking for highlight reels, try my "Mess with the Bulls, You Get the Horns" post.
And if you're in the mood for something more serious, try "The Longest Post In the History of Ubersite" http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1060062855737118901
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-08-20 15:54:46 EDT (#)
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Well the important thing you missed was when Loki hubly addmitted she smokes crap weed.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-08-20 15:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mcbains a fucker.
that pretty much sums it up.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-20 15:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The best thing is that SCHOOL IS BACK IN SESSION and it appears as though that cleared out most of the bottom feeder posters.
When I was in public accounting, they once moved our office two weeks before corporate taxes were due - brilliant timing.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-08-20 15:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I made a list of dumbasses! You don't know who I am, but I just admire being in your presence sir.
Submitted by LazyFatAss (user info) at 2003-08-20 15:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so when does that funny part begin?
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-08-20 15:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd read this guy's stuff. He's smart, charming, and witty.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=648
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-20 15:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loren became a lesbian and moved in with Hillary Clinton.
Loki got busted by Iranian secret agents for smuggling happiness into the world.
Hidden and DDT both went AWOL and formed a travelling band called "Big Nosed Booty Bitches"
We got a new uber-user called McBain. He's pretty much replaced Yidele with his keen social insight and withering rebuttals.
Tina finally gave up on Catholicism and went on a total bender. She's slept with all of the men and half the women on Ubersite but has decided that sex just doesn't really compare to black tar heroin.
And I finally got funny.