I just puked.. (1073 hits)
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Submitted by Doozie McDooz <D_o_O_z_A.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-20 22:03:44 EDT
So, as usual, a lot of my stories revolve around nicotine, and all its goodness..
Well, most of the time.. I love my Durries, don't get me wrong here, but every now and then, they fuck with me.. Especially when I'm sick. Dont you hate when you're so close to puking, that you can't stand it, and you're sitting or laying there, trying desperatley to hold onto the Earth to prevent you from flying off into oblivion .. And some CUNT gives you an extra strong ciggarette to smoke..
And then THWACK-BLAM-SMACK-POW!
The nicotine flies straight to your brain, and makes your head do somersaults.. Yeah I hate that too
But anyhow, that wasnt the point of the story, I was just outside having a Durry, on my back stairs, just chillin there, thinkin about the world.. When I needed to cough up a little bit of lung butter.. As you do.
So I stand up, walk over to my little old clover patch, and proceed to hawk up this ball of phlegm.. It comes up nice and easy.. untill I realize theres a second battallion of Green monsters lodged in my throat .. I cough and wheeze and suck and snort untill it decides to come loose, along with last nights dinner, this mornings milk, and a little bit of snot too.. I just finished my ciggarette as if nothing had happened.. and continued about my daily doings.
My cat just sat there and watched with a amused look on her face.
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Submitted by ornerybastard (user info) at 2004-04-21 15:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wonderful!
Submitted by MadScientist (user info) at 2004-04-20 04:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2003-09-16 08:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You are...a Gay.
Submitted by ubernewbie (user info) at 2003-09-11 01:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
''cunt, cunt cunt'' that's the only insult you have?
..cunt.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-09-08 23:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I almost threw up when I was in the shower this morning. And I almost threw up a couple of hours ago. I think I'm developing an immunity to vomiting, though. Hold on...wait...
*BARF*
Oh well, at least I haven't had anal leakage in a long time.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-09-08 23:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fed_exnumero1 (user info) at 2003-09-08 02:37:16 (#)
Ranking: -1
if you puke just from smoking a cigarette, put something else in your mouth: like a fat cock. Or if it was "too strong" try smoking a virgina slims, pussy.
Hey fuckwit, read the story.. i puked from the phlegm getting caught in my throat, and triggering the gag reflex.
Stupid cunt.
Submitted by fed_exnumero1 (user info) at 2003-09-08 02:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
if you puke just from smoking a cigarette, put something else in your mouth: like a fat cock. Or if it was "too strong" try smoking a virgina slims, pussy.
Submitted by Illegal_Jose (user info) at 2003-08-21 17:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah, I'm still an asshole too.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-08-21 10:22:00 EDT (#)
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FCUK YOU
Submitted by KireDesu (user info) at 2003-08-21 10:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That was hilarious, the post, and this reply
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-20 22:22:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
Im no doctor, but I think you have about 4 days left to live.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-20 22:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Im no doctor, but I think you have about 4 days left to live.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-08-20 22:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I puked this morning... for no reason. I was outside putting a sleeping bag in the back of the blazer when... THWACK-BLAM-SMACK-POW! I was barfin' in the parking lot. I still have no idea why.
Any thoughts?
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-20 22:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, by the way.. You're still a cross eyed cunt Illegal_Jose
Submitted by PuNKaSS4_20 (user info) at 2003-08-20 22:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
like butter.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-20 22:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK.