McBain, gone? (933 hits)
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Submitted by McBain (View user info) at 2003-08-21 02:51:13 EDT
You might have noticed a recent depletion of my posts. This isn't because I'm leaving the site. It's because I'm away from home. I'm in crappy San Antonio, Texas visiting my uncle. It'f fucking gay here. I've never seen so many Mexicans in one place. Jesus Christ. And I'm all for our military and shit, but if I see one more Air Force geek running around trying to be a hardass I'm gonna show him what McBain is made of. That is, beat the shit outta him, Marine style. Air Force can't step!!
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-03 07:08:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-22 17:46:28 EDT (#)
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haha, i would invite you over to my house, but the neighborhood association would call the police on you as soon as they saw your haircut. i know they don't have neighborhood associations in trailer parks, so let me explain it to you- in upper-middle class to rich neighborhoods, there are rules. so if i tried to be like you and put a rusted out car with no doors or engine up on blocks on my front lawn, i would be kicked out immidiately. hell, even if i had that yellow camaro in my driveway, they would tell me to put it in the garage and keep the door closed because it's such a shitty car. hey, McDumbass, if you're still around, i'll be at Swig martini bar tonight. oh, wait- the bouncers wouldn't even let you stand outside the place with that Nike shirt and sweatpants and fuckin' ridiculous bowl cut. i guess there's no place for a piece of white trash like you in this town.... sorry.
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-08-22 09:31:48 EDT (#)
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I wonder if there is some material you DIDNT steal from Mike Mulletino.
Start saying "you cant step to the MB" and Ill kill you.
Oh wait, you already did.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-08-22 09:17:31 EDT (#)
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Hidden - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
What's with you Mcbain? What are the real inner workings beneath that bowl cut and behind those beady little eyes? Inquiring minds want to know.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-22 01:43:18 EDT (#)
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i'm not familiar with the area so why don't you name the time and place. i'll fuck your air-force ass up you vagina.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-21 18:03:26 EDT (#)
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hey McBain. how ya doin, buddy? why don't you meet up with me? you name the time and place.
unless you're scared........ pussy.
Submitted by Illegal_Jose (user info) at 2003-08-21 17:52:44 EDT (#)
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-2 for pointing out mexicans live in a city whose name is spanish. Nice work.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-21 15:27:19 EDT (#)
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"Why not just hang yourself?"
I always pictured McBain as the guy DOING the lynchings.
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-08-21 13:51:47 EDT (#)
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The only thing good about San Antonio is the River Walk. Basically (for those who haven't seen it) it's just lots of bars and little cantinas pushed right up against a river. I don't know how they don't have drownings every night because during the week I was there, the bars were packed (Mon-Fri).
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-21 13:45:33 EDT (#)
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I saw hidden late last night after I wrote this. He came up and tried to uppercut me but I dodged it and kicked him in the teeth and knocked him out. Then I put my dick in his mouth and had my friend take a picture. I'll post pics later.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-08-21 13:32:49 EDT (#)
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Hope you write something better when you get back.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2003-08-21 11:27:26 EDT (#)
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yeah go hang out with Hidden. For like. 3 minutes. That would rock.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-21 08:51:00 EDT (#)
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Christ. Im more of a Marine than your pansy ass.
I think I speak for all of us when I say that we really dont give a shit if you stay or go. If you were to go death would be the preferred method. We arent in any particuliar need for hillbilly white trailer trash with skanky ugly whore girlfriends.
Oh and you still suck balls.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-21 08:45:21 EDT (#)
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yea uh why don't you look up hidden and crash you know just to say hello
post pictures
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-21 08:25:05 EDT (#)
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Seeings as life is so hard where you're at.. Why not just hang yourself?
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-21 04:18:20 EDT (#)
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McBain: you are not a Marine.
You're a skinny nerd with a Joe Dirt mullet wearing Batman PJ's. Get over yourself.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-21 03:41:27 EDT (#)
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We don't care
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-21 03:36:06 EDT (#)
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Hidden, start looking for this motherfucker.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-08-21 03:32:48 EDT (#)
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Why don't you take this little attitude of yours and focus it into writing something useful? It's not really that difficult.
Submitted by EH (user info) at 2003-08-21 03:29:50 EDT (#)
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san antonio eh? Thats where I am stationed, as well as crash, tiff, hidden, skitty... interesting.. Why Are you in san antonio
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-21 02:54:28 EDT (#)
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Mexicans.