Tongue-twisters (525 hits)
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Submitted by Semi-Random Joe (View user info) at 2003-08-21 16:50:04 EDT
This post gave me an idea:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1061481598914225179
Got any good tongue-twisters? I'll start. Say these ones straightaway.
The classic:
"She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I'm sure."
My personal favourite:
"Though I'm not a pheasant-plucker (I'm a pheasant-plucker's son), I'll keep on plucking pheasants till the pheasant-plucking's done."
There may be enough Spanish speakers to throw this one in too:
"Tres tristes tigres tragaban trigo en un trigal"
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Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-21 17:42:49 EDT (#)
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You screwed it up.
I'm a mother pheasent plucker. i pluck mother pheasents. I'm the most pleasent mother pheasent plucker to pluck a mother pheasent.I'm not the pheasent plucker, I'm the pheasent plucker's son and I'll be plucking mother pheasents til the pheasent plucking's done.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-21 17:30:40 EDT (#)
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"De krat krabt de krullen van de trap."
Dutch.
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2003-08-21 17:25:45 EDT (#)
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Not so much a tongue twister as it is a stupid drinking game......sitting round in a circle
someone starts with saying 'Fuzzy Duck.' play continues clockwise until someone says "Ducky
Fuzz." play goes counterclockwise......game continues until someone swears......and drinks.
And play continues.
Nothing like college to make up lame excuses for games to drink to.
Submitted by boxboy (user info) at 2003-08-21 17:14:51 EDT (#)
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Sally sells slited sheets, how man slited sheets did sally sell.
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-21 17:00:23 EDT (#)
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Were you an unpleasant fucker or did you fuck peasants?
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-08-21 16:59:16 EDT (#)
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i will not sleep tonight.. you bastard.
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-08-21 16:54:08 EDT (#)
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"Though I'm not a pheasant-plucker (I'm a pheasant-plucker's son), I'll keep on plucking pheasants till the pheasant-plucking's done."
It made me swear. Uh oh, Anthony said a no-no