Closet Confession (683 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.53 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fritolay <thefritolay.at.burntmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-24 13:30:37 EDT
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
User Reviews
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-10 17:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 funny
-2 ancient
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-25 02:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was expecting some sort of gay thing
+2 cause it wasn't
-2 cause it wasn't
Submitted by systumofahoedown (user info) at 2003-08-25 02:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-08-25 02:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-25 02:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-08-25 00:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Chuckle
Submitted by Hauptmann (user info) at 2003-08-24 21:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn funny, gave my roomie the most hilarious face.
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-08-24 21:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-24 19:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i thought this was going to end up totally different. the boy sold his baseball and glove, so i thought he was going to have a bat left over and the dad cracked the man's skull open and killed him dead.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2003-08-24 18:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-08-24 18:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by ColonBowell (user info) at 2003-08-24 17:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh, okay...
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-08-24 14:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a damn good joke.
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-08-24 13:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
another +2 'cause I'm still laughing
Submitted by ess2s2 (user info) at 2003-08-24 13:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit that is funny...I'll have to tell my co-workers that one on monday!
+2
Submitted by Fritolay (user info) at 2003-08-24 13:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. Please ask Bart to put my last post on Boredatwork. Fucking please.