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Submitted by SubstnceP (View user info) at 2003-08-26 15:29:19 EDT
So what does everyone do for a living? Students need not reply. I have the dubious honor of being an Advertising Sales Representative for a very reputable medical publisher. Too bad I hate it! Just curious, because it seems as if there is some intelligence amongst us. Hope it's not being wasted.
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Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-09-24 17:14:14 EDT (#)
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I am a web designer and graphic designer.
Glam Daddy
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2003-09-24 17:07:06 EDT (#)
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Pre-pressman at an offset printer. Graphic designer on the side.
Yay-hoo.
--JW
Submitted by LazyFatAss (user info) at 2003-08-28 15:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I work as a Systems Engineer in the IT department at Ford. I get laid off tomorrow (8-29-03)! I am still going to school and I play for the lacrosse team at UofM, where I am a CIS major. I only have 15 credits to go. I have done all manner of illegal activities to pay for school, car notes, bills, insurance (not medical or dental because I don't have those) and rent. I will graduate debt free and felony free (barely).
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-08-27 10:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a student, and during the summer, i'm a domestic engineer, big title for sitting on my ass
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-27 09:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its amazing how little people actually get paid for....
+2 for that
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-08-27 09:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am currently...*drumroll please*
Customer Service Manager
Executive Assistant
Job description:
I work in a VERY small company that wrote a business software package. I sit on my lazy ass and stare at the computer screen until I start to twitch, at which point I know I need a cigarette. Then I answer the phones and most of the time hang up because it's a courtesy call or a relative of mine. I take care of entering all vouchers and sending out all invoices which takes up an entire 5 minutes of my day. This is usually closely followed by an hour long debate with the boss about whether weed is harmless and fun (my stance of course) or a terrible thing.
Getting a new job soon though because this one is just dumbing me down and making me even more apathetic than I already am.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-27 09:00:00 EDT (#)
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My company refers to my co-workers and I as "Slave Monkeys That Get No Recognition"
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-27 08:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Service Desk IT Fault Anaylst - translated means 'play on the internet all day'
Submitted by chicagogirl <work@work> at 2003-08-27 08:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Network Administrator. Working on MBA to get the hell out of working in a 100% technical field.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-27 08:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Data Entry Clerk.
Executive Assistant (NEWLY ACQUIRED TITLE NO RAISE!!!!)
Basically I key in vouchers and all that other nifty neat shit. Then I also play lil miss secretary for my boss. Shes cool and all. But I dont get a raise for being an executive assistant. Not while I hold this other job title.
Oh and I was expecting titties too.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-08-27 06:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Operations and Project Manager for an online electrical retailer.
I mostly fuck about on the internet all day (as research) and get great discounts on TV's and washing machines.
On good days I create new flash and shockwave gidgets for the site... my last one was actually an invitation to my house warming party.
Submitted by apple_tush (user info) at 2003-08-27 06:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I work for the probation service.
I deal with the creme de la creme of society.
*sigh* nothing shocks me anymore
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-27 05:59:50 EDT (#)
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I work for the FBI.....IIIIIIIII
Submitted by marc (user info) at 2003-08-27 05:32:26 EDT (#)
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title- nuclear test engineer at newport news shipbuilding
reality- glorified paperpusher/plummer
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-08-27 05:31:17 EDT (#)
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Communications/Computer System Planning and Implementation Mananger. what exactly that means i have no clue, but i get lots of e-mails.
Submitted by Jamin (user info) at 2003-08-27 04:34:00 EDT (#)
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Java Programer
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-27 02:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cook/Student.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-08-27 00:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Systems Administrator
Pennsylvania Health and Life Insurance Producer
Software Developer
ACN Independent Representative
Caddy
Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2003-08-26 22:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Junior Editorial Contributor. I write editorials for a french magazine. i got to school and im a waitress at a deli where i have to make sandwiches and such.... giving me the other, ever so cool title:
Sandwich Technician.
-Hads
Whee.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-08-26 21:21:23 EDT (#)
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Im an Electronic Warfare Systems Technician.
Basically, I maintain an electronic countermeasures pod (and its test station), which jams surface to air missile sites. I never get to surf the net at work, and Im there for nine hours a day and sometimes 12 a day, for 1200 bucks a month before taxes.
Makes me want to cry sometimes.
boohoohoo...
Submitted by Yes at 2003-08-26 20:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mike, could you get me some infrared contact lenses, that let me see in the dark? that would be coooool.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-08-26 20:10:09 EDT (#)
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General Manager
Licensed Optician
I supervise a staff of 21 at an optical store. The buck stops here. We can make almost anything in about an hour.
I am large and in charge.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-08-26 19:56:44 EDT (#)
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Chairman of the bored.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-26 18:53:16 EDT (#)
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Mild-mannered millionaire by day...
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-26 18:48:25 EDT (#)
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Industrial arts student.
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2003-08-26 18:16:39 EDT (#)
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Credit Supervisor / Credit Analyst for Dr. Martens footwear.
Woohoo.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-08-26 17:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Senior Systems Technician
deskside IT for an american car company's inhouse finance company....
Submitted by PuffInqAllDay (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:57:51 EDT (#)
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I work for msn dial up internet access technical support, I help old ladies taht dont know what a start button is get online and get their e-mail......btw I do hate my job.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:56:49 EDT (#)
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Techsupport in IBM.. ok job i guess.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pimpbuster-
here I was thinking you were 14 or 15 years old.
Silly me.
Submitted by pimpbuster (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm Assistant City Engineer. I make maps, survey, draw plans, and do sewer system analyses, forecasts, etc. Not too exciting but it's better than most jobs. The best part is if I feel like being outside (on nice days when the college girls don't feel the need to wear much clothing) I head out and start mapping. Being recently out of school I fit right in, which is nice for meeting people. (a lot of people are rather sociable around here)
When I was in school I drove a bus for the university. (a different one, not the one I work near to) That job ruled!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:31:59 EDT (#)
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I live in florida too. In st.pete/tampa area. The girls here are fucking amazing.
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:31:05 EDT (#)
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I live in florida. But I go to college. Which means i'm a student.
I did some research into the word student and found that its true meaning is To piss away vast sums of money for knowledge that is pretty much useless and can be found in almost any books that you want. The second part of the definition involves drinking, and massive amounts of sorority women.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:24:53 EDT (#)
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I wish I lived in Florida Insane. That sounds awesome.
I am jealous. My day job is boring ,and when it's not, it's stressful.
I pray for boring everyday.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:19:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hiddenagenda (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:16:18 (#)
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I work with Lobbyists during the day *Government Relations Assistant*. At night I work as a part time caterer/ pastry chef.
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Did you go to Pastry school? I just got out of Culinary school and wanted to be a pastry chef for a while there, decided to stick with culinary arts.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:17:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:01:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Insane,
I think that is a BADASS job, if the pay is decent. Easy (sort of, If one knows one's gear) and often entertaining. How did you land something like that?
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Acrog-
Actually the pay is pretty decent, the highest hourly wage I have ever made. I got it because my brother was vacating the position to go to Australia.
Some other benefits:
*Beautiful girls walking around (you know these dirty old senators like to hire the cuties)
*No pressure unless in session
*since the taxpayers are paying me and not my boss, he doesn't care if I'm late
*benefits are assured me when I go fulltime (I work 40 hr weeks, but I am currently temp)
* if I stay temp the hourly pay increases by $1 an hour every session
* I am within walking distance from the best restaurants in town, and FSU (see: beautiful girls)
* cops call me sir and have to do my bidding (muhahahahaha)
*lots of free food
*did I mention beautiful girls?
If you live in Florida, come and apply for a job next normal session (February) and you are sure to be hired. Remember, this is the state ... they don't discriminate. (supposedly)
Insane
Submitted by hiddenagenda (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I work with Lobbyists during the day *Government Relations Assistant*. At night I work as a part time caterer/ pastry chef.
Hopefully soon I'll be a lawyer.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:14:31 EDT (#)
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Data Analyst aka Do work for 2 hours then surf uber for 6
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Remote Deskside Technician" is what the tag on my cubicle says.
I do technical support at IBM, supporting a large bank. Its sucks ass, but it pays the bills and gives me the opportunity to surf the net and read posts on Uber.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-08-26 16:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Insane,
I think that is a BADASS job, if the pay is decent. Easy (sort of, If one knows one's gear) and often entertaining. How did you land something like that?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha djmattb.
I work for the Florida Senate.
I'm a Senator.
Not really, I have a more *respectable* position than that. I don't accept bribes, stroke egos within my party, vote yay on bills that are shit just because my party leader authored or endorsed them, suck the Governor (Jeb) off and I do not aid insurance companies in their nefarious schemes to defraud both the constituents of Florida and our doctors.
(see: http://www.floridamalpractice.com)
I do however, have the power to shut some of these crooked bastards up when in session.
I run the sound while they are in session and all the rest of the time I surf the internet.
When discussions and debates become heated, they usually forget to wait for recognition from President King before speaking. How nice it is to let them get about two sentences into their response and then cut their microphone, forcing them to wave it in the air until he calls on them!
Not the best job, but I have had worse.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:56:23 EDT (#)
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Network Admin/Supervisor of the tech support Department at a small ISP in Hawaii.
Basiclly I take calls that others can't answer, MUD, and fix something if it breaks. Keep the network up to date on hardware/security/software and MUD some more.
Submitted by glasscpp (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Technical Support Analyst, although I want back into app. development but at least this job pays my bills.
cheers,
glasscpp
ps I hate supporting, I'd rather be writing them...
Submitted by jfred17 (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:53:09 EDT (#)
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Digital Imaging Specialist for a publishing company. Doesn't that sound important?
Learning to use capital letters at the beginning of my sentances...
jfred
Submitted by dagrag (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:53:06 EDT (#)
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Field Investigator for a private investigation office.........usually just serve summons' and subpoenas, though.
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Receptionist & Office Assistant for the Northern Divisional Headquarters of the Salvation Army
wooo....gives ya chills, huh?
I get paid to play on the 'puter and do some work, when they give it to me
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:50:39 EDT (#)
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I'm a translator. I sometimes teach English and Spanish.
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
e-Communications Analyst....doen't that sound oh so exciting?
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oracle Database Administrator by day...every fucking day.
DJ whenever I get a gig
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm the supervisor of the benefit accounting department for a department store. This means that I get a discount in the store so I have no excuse for dressing like I do except that I don't care what I wear to work. To have my job, you have to have a master's degree and a CPA license. This is good because it means that not only does no one know how I spend my days, their eyes glaze over if I try to tell them.
When I was a kid, I wanted to be an explorer like Vilhjalmar Stefanson, but he met with a rather untimely end.
Submitted by pjswift (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:42:27 EDT (#)
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Residential Facilities Secretary
Submitted by gescobar (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:41:46 EDT (#)
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customer service representative. i think this is my 2nd or 3rd time being a CSR. Everytime its meant something diff'rnt. Now i'm a bank teller, before it was a telemarketer. Customer Service Reps are the chameleons of blue collar bastards like me.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:40:34 EDT (#)
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um. male secretary... whats a better term? administrative assistant?
i fucking hate this job.
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh its wasted.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:35:46 EDT (#)
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I'm a student.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-26 15:35:29 EDT (#)
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I was hoping to see some work titties...boy was I let down.