Here's a Face... (4135 hits)
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Submitted by Natalie <nataliefortin.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-27 14:44:35 EDT
...to stick with the crap I'll likely be posting from my wonderfully exciting job. Hi all. I'm on the left. I'm an artist with a boring 9-5. I found this place by randomly typing in 'boredatwork.com'. Go figure; it's a real site.
Have fun.
User Reviews
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-05-22 03:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never looked at this before, glad I finally did.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-02-12 11:43:36 EST (#)
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Ah! I see my masterpiece has been revisted. PFFFFFFFFTTTT
heh heh
Thanks for the compliments.
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2004-02-04 16:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
gourgeous! finally a new cam whore, and one worth looking at
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-02-04 15:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Extra Spicy! HOT HOT HOT!
Submitted by angrykoz (user info) at 2003-12-29 22:37:53 EST (#)
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I wanna lick you!!!
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-03 13:18:24 EDT (#)
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heh Sure why not. The stuff I've seen so far has been pretty damn funny!
Submitted by Justme (user info) at 2003-09-03 12:10:01 EDT (#)
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i got a question do you really want some one to do somthing to ur picture? i dont want no one to do anthing to my picture! ( that was confusing ) ( read that twice )
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-09-03 12:09:18 EDT (#)
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Post a bigger picture and then you'll get the shit photoshoped out of you.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:51:22 EDT (#)
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Thanks :) I'm feeling a little let down that no one's done anything horrible to my pic yet!
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-03 11:37:43 EDT (#)
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Wow Natalie, I never saw this post but I have to say that you are a babe!!!!
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-08-30 11:17:57 EDT (#)
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how did fake tits come into the equation??
Girl finds site + makes comment = fake tit debate
if they're fake my fucking eyes and arsehole. Those are proper 100% real jubblies in my less than professional opinion.
Submitted by guylemme (user info) at 2003-08-29 21:02:34 EDT (#)
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(Fidgeting with his pile of mashed potatoes) "This means something!"
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-29 19:17:51 EDT (#)
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LETS START A WAR
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-29 10:39:27 EDT (#)
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Attn all men:
Ashlee has some nice ones.
;)
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-08-28 16:38:20 EDT (#)
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But why?
My cousin has fake tits. They are nice, but now she's disproportioned. I think she looked better before. But who really cares what I think? Certainly not her boyfriend...he loves them.
Submitted by just_another_idiot (user info) at 2003-08-28 16:25:47 EDT (#)
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i want fake tits :(
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-08-28 16:11:13 EDT (#)
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My tits are definitely real.
Manfre.... Lovely post, but I'm not sure now whether to be less afraid or more so....
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-28 14:48:15 EDT (#)
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Aha. Noted. No, I guess I've never seen an excited dog. I saw a horse get a huge stiffy once though. Swear to god it was staring right at me. I backed away and kept my eye on that bitch.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 14:20:23 EDT (#)
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Have you never seen a dog's dick? It's got a bright red head. Watch Southpark's red rocket episode.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-28 14:12:25 EDT (#)
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"The latest edition of "red on the head..." has fake tits."
What he said. Just one of those things to me...spiders, needles, and implants (insert dry heave sounds). In the summers during high school I worked in a shop that sold swimwear, beach supplies, all that stuff. There wasn't a single woman who came in there with implants that didn't have a creepy scar, wrinkled skin, misshaped or misplaced nipples, or you could just plain see the implant sticking out through their over-stretched skin because they had gotten them too big. Now when I see them I think of mutilations. Yes, guys, I saw alot of tits ;) I was the main one who helped fit them for suits.
I'm not getting the whole red-head/dog dick connection. I did see the rest of the pics though. Nice.
Son of a bitch I must be more bored than usual today. I can't seem to shut up.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-28 14:01:42 EDT (#)
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We are the Alpha and Omega. We are one. Share yourself with us and we shall share ourselves with you. My child.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-28 14:01:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-08-28 11:06:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Heh. I think she directly replied to everyone but me. Even so, I'll be nice. I believe the catfight they were referring to was with Loren. You still get a minus two though.
Manfre, with a little creative research you can probably find a picture of MY boobs floating around the net somewhere...... If I sent the picture to 7 people, how long (statistically speaking) would it take for it to reach everyone in the world? Assuming, as I am, that people want to see my rack...
I would post a picture of myself but I'm afraid of you people.
Do not fear us child. Embrace us. We are your mother, your father, brother, sister, cousin, aunt and uncle. We will protect you.
Fear not the things we will do to our penises while looking at your picture. But fear fear itself.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:55:07 EDT (#)
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I have fake tits.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:54:56 EDT (#)
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The latest edition of "red on the head..." has fake tits.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:54:28 EDT (#)
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Ashlee's tits are real.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:48:44 EDT (#)
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Who has fake tits, ashlee?
I think she is 18.
fake ones already?
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:31:38 EDT (#)
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Uh, hey.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:24:52 EDT (#)
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I offered to pay to see it, but she just won't do it.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:24:06 EDT (#)
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So would I.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:21:40 EDT (#)
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"Can I have your babies?"
The +2 is actually for Mick for making me laugh so hard I choked. Good god that's a pretty pic by the way (fake boobs though. Not that guys care, but it gives me the creeps). What do you think of Angie Everhart?
Hendrix- Trimming is perfect. Regrowth on the body from shaving is disgusting. Waxing hurts like a bitch and gives you ingrown hairs. I was with a guy once who shaved his entire body. The first time I was with him- you know..nekkid n stuff- I felt stubble on his shoulder. I had images of The Fly pulling his fingernails off and regurgitating for the rest of the evening.
Now hairy tits decorated with sparklies, I'd pay to see that.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:19:10 EDT (#)
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Alright, sounds like I'm on the right track. Thanks for the advice, ladies.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:15:38 EDT (#)
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I'm probably not as hairy as a mexican, you're right.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:14:07 EDT (#)
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Just go natural. You can trim a little, but waxing probably isn't necessary. You can't be as hairy as a Mexican. (My uncles' black, curly chest hairs pop out of their shirts in between the buttons.)
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:13:41 EDT (#)
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hmmmm.... I hate chest hair.... but if you decide to waz, you've got to keep up with it big time, or it will be ickier than if you just let the jungle go... I don't reccomend trimming. Go naturaul or go with waxing, it's really up to you.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:11:03 EDT (#)
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The real question is what should I do about my hair problem?
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:09:48 EDT (#)
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I think it is kinda gross, but I also think male armpit hair is gross, too. And long leg hair.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:09:01 EDT (#)
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On that note, will you marry me?
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:08:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:06:39 (#)
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Well, rest assured, my boobies are completely smooth.
I've never been so arroused.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:07:35 EDT (#)
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What do women think about chest hair? Personally, I hate it. I really have been blessed with quite a bit, though. What should I do? Should I go all natural? Should I wax? Should I trim?
Currently I trim, but I'm up for suggestions.
Jason
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:06:39 EDT (#)
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Well, rest assured, my boobies are completely smooth.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:04:23 EDT (#)
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um........ wow.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:04:20 EDT (#)
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Tina, all this time, I had such a pleasant image of your boobies. Now, my innocence has been forever lost.
Jason
yes, I did have an image of your boobies.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:03:35 EDT (#)
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I just puked.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:01:21 EDT (#)
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I never trim my nipple hairs. I grow them out and braid them. Then I decorate with sparkely barettes.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:00:43 EDT (#)
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I wish my nipples could wink! That would be my favorite party trick!
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 13:00:07 EDT (#)
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They are super hairy, and I hate that. So, I trim.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:59:59 EDT (#)
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Or at least wink, right? (o)(~)
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:58:20 EDT (#)
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Well, normal size, maybe. I'm sure they are super hairy or they sing or something.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:56:40 EDT (#)
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And lastly, it's just a joke. I have normal nipples.
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:46:49 EDT (#)
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hey, dudes can have tits! Friend of mine had such huge man-boobs that he was considering getting a training bra....
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:46:36 EDT (#)
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Secondly, my nipples are just huge, and they cover my whole chest and overlap in the middle.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:44:19 EDT (#)
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firstly, I'm a dude. I don't have tits.
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:38:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:23:44 (#)
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My nipples? They're so big that they intersect in the middle of my chest.
It's like a Venn diagram
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Amuse. Just how big does that make your tits though, or have you got some weird mutant nipples-bigger-than-breasts thing?
We demand to know.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Mick- Yes. Are you the one previously mentioned as a big red-head fan?"
YES, I DO RESEMBLE THAT REMARK.
HERE IS A LINK TO MY LATEST REDHEAD POST;
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106208537713431277
THERE ARE SEVERAL IF YOU CARE TO PERUSE MY USER INFO. I'M MOSTLY A HACK, BUT I HAVE MY MOMENTS. AND I AM VERY LAZY, EXAMPLE WHEN I NOTICED I HAD MY CAPS LOCKED I JUST SAID FUCK IT.
CAN I HAVE YOUR BABIES?
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:23:44 EDT (#)
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My nipples? They're so big that they intersect in the middle of my chest.
It's like a Venn diagram
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:17:28 EDT (#)
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Depends...how big around?
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:12:40 EDT (#)
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Oh, I don't have any titties, just nipples, does that count?
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:10:45 EDT (#)
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I'll send you a titty shot, tina. I just have to find a camera first.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:08:25 EDT (#)
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That thing about the titty shot was not just for queen ashlee. It applies to all the ubergals.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:08:03 EDT (#)
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I want a titty shot too.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:06:02 EDT (#)
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I want a tittieshot! AIM: hendrixjrr
Submitted by just_another_idiot (user info) at 2003-08-28 12:05:13 EDT (#)
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i think every uber member should post their picture so we can all criticise and bash eachother... interesting concept... hmmmm....
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-28 11:58:34 EDT (#)
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LSM- No.
Mick- Yes. Are you the one previously mentioned as a big red-head fan? I don't feel like scrolling through everything again.
Actually I'm not completely red. If I'm not standing next to or wearing something red, or standing in bright sunlight you can't see it very well. It's 'auburn' if you will.
Queen- I didn't respond because I don't care wether you like how I look or not. Notice I haven't responded to anyone's opinions of my appearance. Opinions are like assholes... I don't generally find blondes attractive. I don't like too much make-up or hair products. I don't prefer fake nails, dyed hair, fake anything. But who cares. Doesn't make any difference.
Including opinions about who's an artist or not and the semantics of the word. I've trained for 17 years, received my degree in dance (yes, you can do that!), and have taught and choreographed for years at the college and professional level. It is my opinion that I and everyone else who has worked as hard as I have or harder in their medium is an artist. Loren may disagree. All I have to say to that is "Okay. Good luck to you with yours."
Now somebody make sure to get the guys some real boobies.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-08-28 11:32:01 EDT (#)
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ah, what the hell, tittieshots for everyone! or at least all the people who wanna post their Instant Messenger screenname one here...... I have AIM, Yahoo, and MSN.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-28 11:30:25 EDT (#)
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insanethemind.at.hotmail.com - msn messenger.
I hope you aren't jokin...
cause I'm already strokin.
haha
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-28 11:28:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-08-28 11:24:12 (#)
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I am too lazy to email anything, but if you use any messenger services I'll happily email you the tittieshot.... and, uh, a face pic if you want...
me too?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-08-28 11:27:26 EDT (#)
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I said email when I meant IM
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-08-28 11:24:12 EDT (#)
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I am too lazy to email anything, but if you use any messenger services I'll happily email you the tittieshot.... and, uh, a face pic if you want...
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-28 11:19:21 EDT (#)
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I understand, but that happens to almost everyone. Usually the ones who are treated best (from what I have seen) are well liked and nice people, no matter what they look like.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-08-28 11:15:08 EDT (#)
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What I meant to say was YAY! CAN I REALLY?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-08-28 11:14:25 EDT (#)
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Discretion is not my concern. As I mentioned, I am afraid of you people... I've seen some really mean things said about girls who've posted their pics and I couldn't handle the insults just now.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-28 11:10:15 EDT (#)
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ashlee-
You may email a photo of them to me, I am assuredly discreet.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-08-28 11:06:49 EDT (#)
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Heh. I think she directly replied to everyone but me. Even so, I'll be nice. I believe the catfight they were referring to was with Loren. You still get a minus two though.
Manfre, with a little creative research you can probably find a picture of MY boobs floating around the net somewhere...... If I sent the picture to 7 people, how long (statistically speaking) would it take for it to reach everyone in the world? Assuming, as I am, that people want to see my rack...
I would post a picture of myself but I'm afraid of you people.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-28 10:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Urrrrrgh ginger
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-28 10:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MOMMA!
Natalie,
i see the fire on the mountain.
is there fire in the valley as well?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-28 10:49:50 EDT (#)
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So basically you get up in public places and gyrate around like you're having seizures?
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-28 10:24:55 EDT (#)
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No! No boobies for anyone! But these seem to do it for Manfre, so have some more:
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Oh wait..here we go:
(.)(.)
Doesn't really matter what pic I would have posted; there would have been comments either way. That's why I said "have fun". If there was something better to be done during the day, we'd be doing it. I wouldn't dare take away your form of entertainment.
I'm somewhere in the western half of TN, atz. Near the river...
Hello, Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar. Have you ever been to St. Jude?
Modern dance is performed all over the state, just like every other state. Name a theater, it's been there. Only no one gives a shit so no one knows about it. I almost don't give a shit myself. Or, they think that ballet companies only do classical ballets. Far from the truth. There's the really weird stuff on one end of the spectrum, and the stuff that's nearly indistinguishable from ballet on the opposite end. I don't care to recount the history of modern dance, and I seriously doubt anyone wants to hear about it. If you care to know, look around the net.
"Is it just me, or does it look like somebody photoshopped a guy's face onto the girl on the right."
Holy crap...now I see it.
Insane- I don't do catfights. That catty shit is an embarrassment and a glaring display of insecurity. Who am I in a cat fight with anyway?
Good morning all! Even the crabby bastards. I suppose I should be polite and say thanks for the compliments and welcomes so far.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-28 09:50:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-08-28 08:40:45 (#)
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Have you been freelancing dark prince?
__________________________________
Not lately, I was just watching the nice beginnings of a catfight between this poster and another.
I don't know whichI prefer watching, men or women argue. Some people just aren't into it and like to give up after 1 or 2 rounds. I don't! Even if I have doubts as to whether I am right I forge ahead.
Cooler heads usually prevail though and I have to struggle to stay calm in some arguments. I usually go for insults and will readily resort to physical violence when the situation calls for it.
Seriously though, an argument is often times a good way to guage one's intelligence. I like them.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-08-28 09:42:31 EDT (#)
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Is it just me, or does it look like somebody photoshopped a guys face onto the girl on the right?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-28 09:41:07 EDT (#)
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Too many reviews to search for it. Are you a stripper? If you are can we see boobies? If you shave can we see beaver?
Is that girl attached to you? Are you like Siamese Twins? If you are do you have Wonder Twin powers? If so do they suck as badly as the Wonder Twins?
Form of: Vagina!
Shape of: Vibrator!
How many questions can I ask before you get pissed? Do you like me asking you questions?
Would you like to take as survey?
Do you like beans?
Do you like George Went?
Would you like to see George Went eating beans?
Would you like to see a George Went movie?
You get a +1 only cause I cant see any real T&A. Thats the only reason I frequent this site. For the T&A that isnt blocked by my servers...
. .
That looks like nipples and turned me on...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-08-28 09:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your eyes scare me.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 09:23:02 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, I will retract all comments made in my below reply if you post a picture of your boobies.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 09:22:19 EDT (#)
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You got it, butthair.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-28 09:05:42 EDT (#)
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Would someone please tell me what the fuck a "slore" is?
Is it a Slut/Whore combo meal, hold the lies?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-28 09:01:56 EDT (#)
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And where does someone in Tennessee perform modern dance?" - hendrixjrr
That a good point.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-28 08:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"By modern you mean "weird for the sake of beign weird," right? "
Simpsons quote in there? From the episode where moe's tavern turns into M?
Anyway, you people are taking it so easy on this fire-pantied slore. She's such a slut for ATTN,
and you're all giving it to her. Oh, you're so pretty....Fuck you. You look like someone is
squeezing your waist so hard that you're going to need an Ace bandage to keep your bulging eyes
from popping out of your head. I could put my picture next to Lyle Lovett, it doesn't mean I'm
good looking. Just because you put your picture up with your read-headed dog-beast of a friend
doesn't mean that I'm going to fall for your games. And where does someone in Tennessee perform
modern dance? I think you look like a bag full of foreskins with the good ones picked out.
Jason
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-08-28 08:40:45 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:53:58 (#)
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The sound of hissing, clawing and mewing in pain is growing louder in here! "
Have you been freelancing dark prince?
Never mind..........
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-28 01:22:39 EDT (#)
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Holy crap Tina, I was listening to that song right before I got on the computer.
I should have never bought that movie, my cousin insists on watching it 8 times a day.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-08-27 22:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, is that guy on the right your boyfriend? Just kidding.
Tennessee, you say. Me, too. Wherein? I'm about thirty minutes west of Chattanooga.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-08-27 22:09:29 EDT (#)
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She can give it and take it. Thats pretty good for a newbie. I wonder if the same applies in the bedroom?....
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-27 22:06:00 EDT (#)
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Hey, I like to sit in my pink bedroom decorated with rainbows and contemplate kitties and puppies...all while completing my pre-med requirements.
Under the seeeeeeeeea....sha la la la....under the seeeeeeeeea
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-08-27 21:14:59 EDT (#)
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you're knew? then introductions are in order! i'm the resident idiot! hence the knew. laytaz
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-27 20:59:10 EDT (#)
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"I have an idea that your thoughts sound like disney music."
Of course they do! I'm not ugly, so I must be dumb. Hakuna matataaaaaaaaaaaa I like to sit in my pink bedroom decorated with rainbows and contemplate kitties and puppies and whatever the fuck else airheads do while listening to Disney.
I posted a pic like most everyone else. I posted some bs while I was bored like most everyone else. I'm guessing I'm probably thinking the same as everyone else. Whores, all of us! Several people have mentioned at some point or other that they like to match a face to a name. Go get pms-y with them. It's their faults. Evil bastards.
Natophelia= Natalie+Ophelia, the character from Hamlet. I was a big fan of Shakespeare years ago and had to come up with something for a screen name. Oh the shame!
Oh well. I think you're funny Murph.
Off to ride some trails. Hope I don't break a nail!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-08-27 19:13:01 EDT (#)
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Hi girl on the left, can I be the guy in the middle?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-08-27 19:04:09 EDT (#)
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Red heads like dicks on a dog no 20 (or whatever the tally is these days)
Submitted by Yes at 2003-08-27 18:02:51 EDT (#)
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thanks tina, but I got this one...
I'd do ya...
...in the pooper... while dancing.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-08-27 17:46:21 EDT (#)
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One more thing. Your screen name...
A very marketable prostitute indeed!
<it's a small world after all... it's a small world after all>
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-08-27 17:45:13 EDT (#)
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So you typed in 'boredatwork.com', linked to this site, and decided to prostitue yourself all over the internet the first chance you could get?
Like: Oh look, some place to prostitute myself. Why not?
I'm tempted to ask WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, but I have an idea that your thoughts sound like disney music.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-27 17:42:55 EDT (#)
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Thanks for making my afternoon fly by. You guys are fucking nuts. Love it. Have a good night; I'm off!
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-27 17:33:40 EDT (#)
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That's okay. It's better than Titty Tina or Tininita or the ever-popular Tit.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-27 17:28:43 EDT (#)
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Oh holy shit! I can't believe no one's called me out on this!! I called Titinita "Titania". What the hell, with all this talk of tutus I must have fairies on the brain. BAD! -1 for me!
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-27 17:20:40 EDT (#)
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Allow me...
I'd do ya...in the pooper.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-27 17:14:43 EDT (#)
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Otter - should we use port and starboard?
I don't really know which is which, what about aft? and oh fuckme what is the other one, stern?
How about gee & haw it works for my dogs, oh who am I kidding my dogs don't do a damn thing I tell them to.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-27 17:12:57 EDT (#)
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Damn. I was wrong.
Where's Yes when you need him.
Yes make your classic comment. You know the one.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-27 17:08:17 EDT (#)
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How creatively perverted, SubstnceP. Gave it a +2.
Titania- very similar to what I thought when I saw a picture of myself in a purple fucking tutu. Homer can be so expressive... I'll be goddamned if I ever put one of those on again! I continue to train for technique, but dear god no more tutus.
LSM- now THAT would be something!! Sounds like a new performance art piece in the works. Just not with me, thanks. Ever hear about that guy who takes a crap on stage and calls it art? Now THAT might piss someone off here... Not a native of Tennessee, nowhere near Irish, and I rarely drink (damn me!). I'd rather spend drink money on food to chew up and spit out.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:50:06 EDT (#)
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Otter- you're forgetting that when you're looking at a picture and someone tells you they are on the left, they aren't talking about your military left. like when you're working a plane, the perspective is always the view from the cockpit. (i have some friends that are crew chiefs that told me that one)
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:47:37 EDT (#)
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You're a drunken redneck chick who splits her legs after doing a 'pas de Basque' and then procedes to create 'works of art' on the floor with her own juices.
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HAHA. Thats classic.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:46:26 EDT (#)
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Tennessee. Check.
Ballet. Check.
Artist. Check.
Red Hair. Must be Irish. Check.
You're a drunken redneck chick who splits her legs after doing a 'pas de Basque' and then procedes to create 'works of art' on the floor with her own juices.
Do I have it right?
Submitted by Semi_Random_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:44:20 EDT (#)
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I don't understand. You're close enough.
Why aren't you licking each other out in this pic?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:39:58 EDT (#)
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It is during arguments when you can measure one's stupidity, ignorance or intelligence the best.
Just something I notice time and time again here.
The fast talker just walked into my office. He talks so fucking fast it's almost incoherent, because he runs all the words together.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:38:38 EDT (#)
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I like how when Homer thinks of the Ballet, he says "Oooooh, the ballet!" and a bear wearing a tutu riding a unicycle with circus music appears in his head, and then he starts to sing along. Do do do do do do do do do do...
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:35:03 EDT (#)
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Cute too!
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:34:34 EDT (#)
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Welcome Nat! Looks like you've managed to stir up a little fun huh? Sweet! If you are an artist (with a potty mouth) check out some poetry. Sub P original..enjoy!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1061321707964731388
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:29:29 EDT (#)
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BTW - if you don't see me respond, it's because I'm outta here for the day. Don't cry too hard.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:28:53 EDT (#)
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Otter, when it comes to her friend, please remove your glasses, clean them, and try again.
Natalie - " I generally just stand back and let the fur fly"
I think that comment, especially coming from a female, is very derogatory toward women.
Boo, hiss, claw, scratch.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:26:02 EDT (#)
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OK, I thought you were the one in the black. She's about a hottie.
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Yeah shes hot, if i was sloth from the goonies. Up your fucking standards to gro-magnum atleast. Goddamn mutant.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:23:34 EDT (#)
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OK, I thought you were the one in the black. She's about a hottie. You, in the white, are even hottier.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:19:27 EDT (#)
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<chuckle> reallybored
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:16:30 EDT (#)
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I'm in Tennessee. I'll save the commentary on that for you guys. You won't say anything I haven't already thought, believe me.
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Fucking Tennessee. Jesus Christ is there a link from fucking the Deere tractor page to Ubersite. Fucking rednecks....
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:15:16 EDT (#)
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hahahaa Any Photoshopping to be done must be shared.
Performing artistE would be correct.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:14:15 EDT (#)
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The indicator on the "slore o'meter" is rising.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:05:53 EDT (#)
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Razor -
:)
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:04:07 EDT (#)
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I'm having a vision... McBain's face photoshopped over the girl on the right... I can see LSM cackling gleefully as he's cutting and pasting.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-27 16:00:08 EDT (#)
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"The sound of hissing, clawing and mewing in pain is growing louder in here!"
Hey, you know it has to happen! But I don't do girly fights. I generally just stand back and let the fur fly rather than get sucked in too much. I'm afraid I probably won't be much of a controversial character on here.
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:59:26 EDT (#)
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Yea, ummm, Natalie is a performing artist, not be mistaken with an artist in the sense Loren is.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:58:58 EDT (#)
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Your "friend" there is a real barker.
Good strategy, putting her in the photo with you.
Kidding... kinda
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:58:51 EDT (#)
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oh, no.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:58:45 EDT (#)
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it sounds cooler when you say "artiste".
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:56:26 EDT (#)
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Oh well, guess I'm going to hell, Loren. Artist hell, even. artist artist artist artist
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:53:58 EDT (#)
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The sound of hissing, clawing and mewing in pain is growing louder in here!
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:49:37 EDT (#)
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The only true dancer "artist" I know is my wife. She does this great lap dance thing where she .....
Shit. I've done it again.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:44:26 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1061403122825912403
It took me 30 years to have the balls (for lack of a better word at the moment) to call myself an artist, let alone introduce myself right off the bat as one.
Why not just say you're a dancer? That is what you are, right?
Everybody and their mother's best friend's dog is an artist these days.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:42:35 EDT (#)
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Poor Otter! I'm so sorry dear ;) I'm the one on the left as you are looking at your screen. Not from the point of view of the people in the picture. "I'm the one in the white."
Butt sniffing???? hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa I like it.
I'm in Tennessee. I'll save the commentary on that for you guys. You won't say anything I haven't already thought, believe me.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:39:22 EDT (#)
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Cute.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:28:22 EDT (#)
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She's hanging to far, that I will admit.
congrads you've survived the first round of butt sniffing
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:24:44 EDT (#)
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I think this broad is a good sport.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:23:49 EDT (#)
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hullo, where ya from?
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:19:56 EDT (#)
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"How many times a day do you puke up your meals?"
Trick question. None. I don't eat. Duh.
"Weird for the sake of being weird"
Most of that pretentious shit, yes. However, MOMIX kicks ass. Liz Lerman Dance Exchange kicks ass (they even had dog tricks in one show. Okay, that's a little weird, but it was funny as hell.). Lots of other stuff sucks ass.
Not Wiccan. 3 cats. Don't mess with the cats or I'll...well I won't do anything, will I?
Glad to be here. I can be my natural potty-mouth self. Weeeeeeeeee
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:18:00 EDT (#)
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wait....when is dancing a form of art?
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:14:31 EDT (#)
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I hate when people say "I'm the one on the left." Whose left? My left as I am looking, or the left of the person in the picture? I'd have broken this down to "I'm the one in black."
Now then, welcome to the Überhood. A place where the hottie lokking chicks heavily outweight the not so hottie looking chicks. Welcome to the former group.
OOF-DAH!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:08:58 EDT (#)
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this should get good
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-08-27 15:00:58 EDT (#)
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By modern you mean "weird for the sake of beign weird," right?
In any event, welcome to the site. I hope you post something worth reading.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-27 14:54:58 EDT (#)
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Ballet???
How many times a day do you puke up your meals?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-27 14:52:30 EDT (#)
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Bada Bing
Bada Boom
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2003-08-27 14:51:55 EDT (#)
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Welcome to Uber! Where the hate is real and the love is illegal.
Have Fun, it's great here!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2003-08-27 14:51:28 EDT (#)
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Red on top, Fire in the hole.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-27 14:51:06 EDT (#)
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Dancer- ballet and modern. Not modern as in the bigbootie wiggling you see on videos. Modern as in the weird stuff that nobody gets. Although I will do the bigbootie wiggling on special occasions. I'm thinking of dropping that and signing up with Uncle Sam. Whaddya think...leotards or guns? How about both?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-27 14:50:20 EDT (#)
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Two redheads hanging out together? scary.
Candidate for the next installment of Mick's Red on the head... series?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-27 14:49:11 EDT (#)
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Are you into Wicca? And do you own a cat?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-27 14:46:41 EDT (#)
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What kind of "artist"?