El Pooperino (651 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SubstnceP (View user info) at 2003-08-29 09:34:15 EDT
I went to school with a guy named Jeff. Freshman year, he porked some fat girl in the rump and bragged to everyone about it. Then when we started making fun of him for it, he denied the whole thing. From that point on, her name was Brown wings; His was shitdick. But it didn't stop there...we felt a little guilty when every girl on campus started calling him Shitdick, so we began to call him Poopy. From Poopy, the list of names took off:
~ Poopy Poopy Shit Can
~ Shitty Shitty Ass Master
~ Mucho Shitto
~ El Pooperino
~ Corn Dick
~ Poop (for short)
~ PeePee
~ Shathole
~ Fecal Phalace
~ Mr. Poop
~ Corny Corn Poop
~ Crappy Dick Boy
~ # 2
~ Senior Poopy Pants
That's all I can remember, but I'm sure you catch the drift. Moral of the story: If you are going to bang a fat girl in the rump, don't brag to your friends about it!
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-29 10:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a hand crafted WWF style belt for doing more birds up the bum than any of my mates. Its says 'ASS MASTER' in big letters. Dont know if thats a good thing....
Im on 8 and my fried has had three in two weeks and he is on 8 as well. I may not be the ass master for much longer. But he is gay so thats cheating.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-29 09:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
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