Why do women?? (1002 hits)
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Submitted by Anjie <anjiekristeena.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-29 17:55:21 EDT
Why do women flush the toilet before going to the bathroom only to do it again when they are finished? I am a woman and unless the toilet was filled with something disgusting I see no reason to flush it before hand. It's not like our ass hits the water.... well at least mine doesn't. This has slowly been driving me crazy, so this afternoon I went in a flushed all the toilets to make sure they were good to go, I grabbed a magazine and took a seat in a stall. I waited till another woman came in to see if she would flush it before she went. Well a group of 3 came in (Why in an office would women go in a group I don't know.... a topic for another time.) I listened carefully and once the 1st one was in she flushed the damn toilet. Then her friend did. The 3rd one didn't maybe she thought it was as stupid as I did. Out of 9 women came that came in 6 flushed before they went...anyone know why? Men don't do this do they?
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-23 19:25:44 EST (#)
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We shall never know...
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-08-30 15:55:16 EDT (#)
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It balances with all the asshole men who don't flush after they've filled up a toilet with mounds of shit.
Maybe females do it too, I don't know.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-08-30 12:04:21 EDT (#)
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it's not so much the fear of your arse hitting the water, it's your clit you should be worrying about. I am sure to positive that you have a 2 foot long clitoris with a bulbous end on it so big that you could use it as a crystal ball.
Submitted by annemarie <word2yourmother.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-08-30 11:50:11 EDT (#)
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wow....i've never heard of anyone doing that...however, i also do not work in an office. maybe it's a corporate thing?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-08-30 07:03:28 EDT (#)
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I don't do this and nor do my co-workers. Maybe it's an American thing
(however, I do wipe the seat before use).
Submitted by etruscan (user info) at 2003-08-30 04:42:17 EDT (#)
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women obvioiusly do this becasue they're stupid.
anybody who has no sense of humor should ignore this and fuck off.
THAT MEANS YOU!
Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2003-08-30 01:59:17 EDT (#)
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why do men always find stereotypical traits about women to bitch about? like flushing compulsively or nagging or playing with their hair or shopping. i dont know what women you all are hanging out with but i must be living under a rock. my friends and i never do any of these things.
-hads.
Submitted by nicholas867 (user info) at 2003-08-30 01:45:18 EDT (#)
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I never flush the toilet or wash my hands.
Submitted by guylemme (user info) at 2003-08-29 21:10:56 EDT (#)
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They probably do it out of habit. Their husband can't flush the damn toilet at home, so they just do it without thinking. I hate lazy bastards who can't flush the toilet or bathe properly. A boot to the head usually does no good, flushless bastards.
Submitted by Tifferistic (user info) at 2003-08-29 20:14:21 EDT (#)
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I've never known anyone to do this either...sorry.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-29 20:07:19 EDT (#)
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I mean single women don't fart or poo....
...they don't have assholes until they're married.
Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-29 20:06:08 EDT (#)
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I don't do that. And I don't know anyone that does.
Otter. That will change if you ever get married. You'll get all the sounds and smells you want.
Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-29 20:02:57 EDT (#)
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Uh, I've never known women to do this. Although, if I'm gonna take a shit, and there is piss in the toilet, I flush it first, or put a bunch of toilet paper in the bowl so I don't get raunchy splash backs. Another question, how hard is it for men to flush a fucking toilet? I'm a guy, I flush cause I don't want piss flying everywhere when people shit.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-29 20:02:29 EDT (#)
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I'd love to sit in a woman's bathroom and hear them grunt and groan the way guys do. The applaud themselves for a job well done. No coutesy flush to hide the stench or take away from the potential of causing a log jam when done.
But women would never do that. I've had girlfriends and girl friends who tell me they put three or four layers of toilet paper across the water in the bowl so you can't hear the splash of their stream hitting the water. Calk that one up to: 'Yet another reason I'm glad I'm a guy.'
"Who does number two work for!?!"
"Easy fella, you're gonna blow out your O-ring!"
Submitted by Habitat (user info) at 2003-08-29 20:00:29 EDT (#)
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Minus 2 for be a woman
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-08-29 19:29:11 EDT (#)
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Women do this because they seek attention, even from other women when they have to do a number 2.
Just think of it as an announcement, and if you're in a friendly mood clap when you hear it and hope the lights don't shut off.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-29 19:24:43 EDT (#)
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to muffle the sound of their bodily function
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-29 19:19:42 EDT (#)
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I GOT SOMETHNG TO PUT INYUO
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2003-08-29 19:10:26 EDT (#)
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interesting observation, i've never noticed it though.
it may be to save any embarassment later if the toilet is broken or something. nobody wants to do their business and then not have the toilet flush, leaving their mess for everyone to see.
that's the only reason i can think of
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-08-29 19:07:22 EDT (#)
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Us guys usually don't even flush once. Twice is definitely overkill unless you're trying to flush your stash.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-08-29 19:01:42 EDT (#)
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I think the more important question is that you wait for 9 women to take a piss as some sort of sick social experiment, especially considering that you're at WORK. Of course, that could be your job...toilet engineer. Is that your job? Do you count pisses?
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-08-29 18:04:40 EDT (#)
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I didn't realize people did that??? If I heard it I probably thought they'd just dropped some kids off at the pool super quick and were flushing before the smell could get out.
Submitted by PuNKaSS4_20 (user info) at 2003-08-29 18:00:39 EDT (#)
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Interesting. Being a male I can't really help you out with that. What I have noticed though is that when I take a huge shit sometimes the water splashes on my bum. maybe these women fear the splashback and fluch ahead of time to make sure the water's extra fresh.