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"I Punctured a Testicle" - Wife Squeezes Man's Balls. Man Dies. Holy Shit. (1624 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 1.4 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Fritolay <thefritolay.at.burntmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-31 05:13:31 EDT


http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7101566%5E13762,00.html

You'll laugh when you read the man's name.

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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-12 14:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

yeah right, she called the cops right away, right? BULLCRAP. She stood over his corpse for an hour:

"How do you like me now, FUCKFACE? You like that? You like your raisins squeezed? You little BITCH !"

This just goes back to the first post I ever wrote: http://www.ubersite.com/m/21221

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-02-12 14:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2003-09-20 17:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ouch thats gotta fuckin hurt


Submitted by Illicit_Joe (user info) at 2003-08-31 06:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yikes. She should be made a hero. Assholes who beat their wives are dickless pricks. Especially if they are asian. Put down that nuclear bomb and communist manifesto, and fight me bare-knuckles, bitch. Well, he is bare-knuckles, I have an aluminum bat.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-08-31 05:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ouch!

Hahahahaha


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